In Case You Missed It, Weiner Gets Teased
Anthony Weiner finally closed the Weinergate by announcing he’s resigning from the House of Representatives during a press conference this afternoon in Brooklyn. All because he simply sent a trick a picture of his democradick (I’m sorry)! Facebook fucking and webcam dick pictures has claimed another!
And it’s a little fitting that this whole mess ended the same way it started: with some ho asking the question, “Are you more than seven inches?” Benjy from The Howard Stern Show heckled Weiner during his speech and shouted shit like “Were you fully erect?” and “Bye bye pervert!” Weiner kept his head up, stayed hard and didn’t waver (put your hand down your pants and read that again for a quick jolt).
There was no way Weiner was going to break. Nancy Pelosi already yelled those same exact lines at him in the locker room, so he’s used to it by now.