Friday, June 17th 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 16th!
(shouts into cell phone) "No, I said I wanted a princess and two WHORES!" Lousy escort service customer service! - Furry-Hunk-Of-Man-Beef
Runners-up:
...we're gonna need more pixels for the horse-cocks. - Provolone
"Neigh means NEIGH!" - El Bastardo
Kim Kardassian's 16th birthday was wildly disappointing when her parents didn't quite understand her request for two black stallions. - TFBuckFutter
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Congrats to all!!
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Rod & The Faces I'm Losing You
Be careful Sucky! Chris Hanson has many disguises!
*chanting as always*
Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 10:26am.
/ lol
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BTW, you should write in and complain. I heard bitches used to get a T-Shirt for this!
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
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Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 8:30am.
Yay! I finally won! Do I get a prize? Do I need a speech? Do I get to kiss Taylor Lautner? I did have something prepared....
"This means so much more to me this time, I don't know why. I think the first time I hardly felt it because it was all too new. But I want to 'thank you' to you. I haven't had an orthodox career. And I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it. But this time I feel it. And I can't deny the fact that you like me... right now... you like me. Thank you."
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Very nice. NOW CLOSE YOUR FUCKING TAGS YO!
O yeah - and congrats! Totally deserved it:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
DANG! Ta MK and peeps! Congrats Furry, Prov and TFBuck :)
Dissapointed J in de Hats song didn't make it. He should record it!
lmao! That was funny.
Congrats winners!
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
LMAO @ mah El Bitz AGAIN!!!!!! congrats to darling provy and big props to buttfker and sucky's new glame BF Furry-Hunk-Of-Man-Beef!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Yay! I finally won! Do I get a prize? Do I need a speech? Do I get to kiss Taylor Lautner? I did have something prepared....
"This means so much more to me this time, I don't know why. I think the first time I hardly felt it because it was all too new. But I want to 'thank you' to you. I haven't had an orthodox career. And I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it. But this time I feel it. And I can't deny the fact that you like me... right now... you like me. Thank you."
Congrats, all!! very funny...
lololllolll sucky!!!
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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011
Ahahahahaa!! Congrats winners!!
El B marry meeee!!! Okay, how about some gratuitous sex then? ♥
Good job provy & bastardo...v clever this was one of the better ones!
hahaha good job sluts! happy Friday.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FURRY HUNK OF MAN BEEF. SEND ME NUDEZ THX
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
congrads to you funnay bihotches!@
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Daaang! El B is up there again!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
<""Neigh means NEIGH!" - El Bastardo">
LOL
I don't have anything funny to say (as usual), but I guarantee this is some Japanese kink. Everyone knows about the fetish for doe-eyed schoolgirls; this shit is just some subset of that. (You can tell from the horsey-dudes' tea-ceremony sitting that they're Japanese.)
Mei Lin preferred to "Save a Cowboy" instead.
Hey baby,,,, wanna sea my biscuit?
Noah Cyrus was totally stunned when her fairy godmother granter her first wish: a body double to do all her chores.
its bruce bitch...Daddeeeeeeeee!!!!!Ii said I wanted the horsepower!!!!not the horse penis!!sweeet sixteen...
Aside from the costumes, there's not much horsing around at a Scientology social.
Two minutes later everyone was gagging on everyone else's puke.
Double Pony-tration.
"Hey, I took the rear last time, now it's my turn for the head!"
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Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.
Does this dress make my asses look too big?
The sex tape from Prince William and Kate's honeymoon - the prince is the one behind the camera!
HeeHaw 2011.
Tila Tequila is finally disgusted by the extent she's willing to go with fame whoring.
When the little girl asked for a pony for her birthday, this isn't exactly what she had in mind.
Scandal! Pippa NOT linked to Prince Hot Ginge, but instead caught with his polo horses!
Snooki gets confronted by the two llamas they shaved to make her legwarmers.
Crankenstein
This isn't what Tia Tequila meant when she said she wanted to ride bareback
Maddox sooo hates to be involved with Brad and Angelina's role playing.
It was only later upon rereading their Craig's List ad -- "Twin white stallions, seriously hung, seeking Asian princess for horseplay" -- did Ming Wa realize where she went wrong.
Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 7:40pm.
(shouts into cell phone) "No, I said I wanted a princess and two WHORES!" Lousy escort service customer service!
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
(shouts into cell phone) "No, I said I wanted a princess and two WHORES!" Lousy escort service customer service!
Leann's "Blue" video was more poignant than we realized.
*chanting as always*
Mophead's audition tape for "Prancing with the Stars" gets leaked by a jealous Kirstie Alley.
*chanting as always*
I dunno, I think Blake Not-so-Lively's first tweets were worse than her recent husband-stealing ones.
PS-I think she looks better as a blonde/human.
*chanting as always*
Looks like Zack and Cody are finally putting the moves on London
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♫I used to be a swinger, until Snowy wrapped me 'round her finger, just like a Yo-Yo...♫
"say, Bill, I just got an idea for our act. First, we include the whole family..including Grandma and we call ourselves...The Aristocrats. Now, stay with me...."
Cinderella was pissed when she missed her big night on the town because the mice were too busy fighting over who would be stuck pulling her fat ass in the carriage.
Where's Tom Hagen when you need him?
Huma has some cows, in her closet too!
"Paper, scissors, rocks to see who does bottom or top."
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"Dancing is dreaming with your feet."
it ain't gay if it's a threeway.
it ain't gay if it's a threeway.
Sucky and MK didn't realize Lucy Liu prefers pussys.
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Next time you want to talk to me, you call my lawyer. He's in the phone book under "Fuck You."