You told Gordon Ramsey what? – El Bastardo
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he’s got a rapier wit! – annobanano
Sorry man, the zit’s still really noticeable. – Sweetas
Never bring an idiot to a knife fight. – urmomma
Just in case some of you have an innocent and sensitive nose that has never been exposed to any kind of trauma, I’m putting the full picture behind a cut. Cover your noses and GO!