While covering her bones in a grey (or “the lighter black” as Angie calls it) curtain panel so they don’t get brittle and splinter in the sun, Angie Jolie shuffled Knox (in the lady bug costume), Vivienne (in the princess costume), Zahara, Shiloh, Maddox, Pax and (and enter the name of child I missed) out of a play park in Malta today. Brangelina and their child army is in Malta while Brad shoots World War Z.
You know, if there’s one thing the child army knows it’s the name and location of every damn toy store, play zone and park in every city of every country. The only time I see them is when they’re leaving a toy store or going into a toy store. Pax’s head might burp up a question mark when you ask him the full names of all ten million of his brothers and sisters, but if you asked him where you could find a toy store in Liechtenstein, he’d give you the coordinates and tell you to ask for Florian. Those kids are not playing around when it comes to playing around. They don’t need an app for that!