This Is The Look

If you ignore the heinous rubber foot mitts made from the crusty dildos of Lucifer's sex slaves in the darkest dungeon in Hell on Sacha Baron Cohen's hooves, then you can appreciate the entire look he's working for his new movie The Dictator. Sacha shot scenes for that shit on the UES in NYC yesterday afternoon and judging by these pictures, I'm guessing his character was given the wrong instructions for how to master the art of dining and ditching. Or maybe he's on that new Jillian Michaels diet where you can eat whatever you want as long as you do it while jogging. Something ZANY, obviously. I don't know. But one thing I do know that Sacha made the right choice by styling his character after the accident baby of It's Pat and Dawn Wiener Dog.

If you're a child of the 80s, like me, then your mom most likely looked just like this at one time or another. But instead of CROCS, she wore baby pink Kaepas (with two pink triangles, thankyouverymuch) and DAMN she loved it. This takes me back. I can practically see my mom wading waist-deep in the pool with a protective cone around her neck after getting a perm the day before. Nothing makes me miss the 80s more than thinking about my mom screaming, "DON'T SPLASH, YOU BRAT! I JUST GOT A PERM!"

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Sacha Baron Cohen

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:39pm.

Stunt double? In case he slops some Chard?

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 6:31pm.

MK, I think he wore those crocs just for you.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 6:30pm.

Submitted by acora on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 7:55pm.
becky n sidney...

I think that is his stunt double.
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That was my first thought, too.
It's just that the guy bears such a remarkable resemblance to Jason Bateman.
Doppelganger? :/

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Submitted by acora on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 6:25pm.

becky n sidney...

I think that is his stunt double.

Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 6:18pm.

He looks like Adam Sadler with skinny legs.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 3:52pm.

Is that Jason Bateman with Sacha in #11 thumb?

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Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 12:09pm.

And I loved my Kaepas! My dad bought my sister the extra triangles that you could switch out the colors. You know, to match your outfit to your shoes. It was the 80's; you would match everything, even your socks and scrunchies.

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Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 12:03pm.

SBC sucks. He's only somewhat funny, but his schtick about being clueless in the world was old after Borat. Now this will the third time he's playing this shit? Boooooo. Do something different.

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Submitted by lilac wine on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 12:01pm.

OMG, Kaepas! I had forgotten about those. Shit like this is the reason I love you, MK.

"Nowadays, you can get dick, kittens, whiskey, weed and nachos delivered to your front door at all hours." -MK

Submitted by harveyprice on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:46am.

Submitted by Cara on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 12:31pm.

I think you need to see his stuff. He mocks non-American folks too. But thankya.

"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie

Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:18am.

I used to get perms (shut up, it was the 80's) and got bat-shit hysterical when it rained on my brand new perm. And damn, I had some big-ass hair back then.

Submitted by Cara on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:01am.

Submitted by harveyprice "angrily mock others from different countries and cultures"

He's not mocking people from other countries and cultures. His satire is pointed at Americans who are intolerant of anybody outside their narrow world view. I think you missed the point.

Submitted by harveyprice on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:51am.

THANK GOD this comical genius is coming out with another movie. I don't know where I would be in life if I didn't have someone smarter and funnier than me to tell me how out of touch my midwestern and southern relatives are. These people should also thank god that this man has taken the time to make fun of them repeatedly, to let them know first hand that they are not "in style" or funny or smart. Thank you again jesus and the holy ghost that there are butt fucking ugly dudes who I'm sure were made fun of while growing up that grow up and angrily mock others from different countries and cultures, I wouldn't know what funny is if it wasn't for this man's gift.

"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie

Submitted by Fronika on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:43am.

I hate this arrogant fucker.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Submitted by nclgemini on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:37am.

dudes probably got a huge wang! I like that in a guy!

Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 9:35am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:13am.
Is it me or does Cohen resemble Mr. Vargas from Fast Times in the main pic... lololollll
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Hahahahahaha! Perfect description!

Submitted by Rockwell on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 9:27am.

To get the stank out of shoes, throw them in the freezer for a few hours or overnight. The cold kills the stink molecules.

Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 9:26am.

Is he purposely tyring to toy with us with his Wuatamalaness? Chew know, his heat...

Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 9:17am.

every time i step into a wal mart, i'm wearing this outfit...
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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 9:10am.

@young

Is it supposed to parody Gadafi?

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Submitted by Rosemary Young on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 9:05am.

I see creased fabric, not a bulge.

As for Sacha fooling people again, "The Dictator" is a fiction film, not a mockumentary like "Borat." SBC plays 2 roles: the dictator and a commoner hired to impersonate him. The premise sounds like "Dave," "Moon over Parador," "Johnny Stecchino," "The Prince & the Pauper," etc.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 9:01am.

That haircut makes SBC look dorky.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:45am.

PU huh? I resemble that remark! Thank you well wishers.

Love,
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:45am.

what a dork.

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Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:45am.

You kill me, MK. My mom totally looked like this in the 80's. The only difference is we've got some nappy-ass hair in our family, so she didn't need a perm!

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:44am.

Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 10:00am.

crocs were made for kids.
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You are so right. My six year old nephew won't wear any other kind of shoes. He claims that all others hurt his feet. I think he has worn them so much that his feet have deformed into Croc shapes.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:43am.

Is it me or does Cohen resemble Mr. Vargas from Fast Times in the main pic... lololollll

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1383766016/nm0001704

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:37am.

I don't see how Cohen can get away with another movie with everyone knowing who he is.... I guess there are a lot of sheltered people in the world *side-eyes weezy*

And LOL at all the random parmesan, corn chip feet references... nasty.

Pref. Username - glad the tits are good...
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Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:30am.

crocs were made for kids. why are grown people wearing them? I'd rather these shorts than the loaded diaper look some teens are sporting, hanging underneath their butts.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:29am.

I didn't even recongnize who this was until I read the post...he is giving me strong Michael Richards vibes with this new look.

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:28am.

he is a good looking man, even with the silly costume
Pants I cant do high rise, I have a bubble butt and that just emphasizes it, I dont wear uggs or crocks but I have fake uggs to walk my dog in winter easy in and out and warm shoes, I dont see the point in spending 100 + for walking the dog wear, but I can easily spend over 200 in dressy shoes or boots
High rises or modern mom jeans are great for people with no hips and no asses, it gives the illusion of hourglass.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:28am.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 9:44am.
Woohoo! Just got the all clear from my dr on the girls. Those fuckers were talking biopsy and shit for a minute, scared the fuck outta me. Filled me with hate for the world I might have to leave. Then I went to MD Anderson and a little French dude (who invented the biopsy there were going to do) came in and said nonono, i see no reazon to gib you a biopSEE.

No, I dgaf that this isn't open post.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:27am.

At first glance I thought this was Adrien Brody trying out for a Rain Man/I Am Sam "serious" role.
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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:25am.

@Hekki

You have TWO PAIRS OF UGGS!!!!!!!!!
I feel you on the jeans though. I feel that mid-rise are the best at shaping and holding it in. But it's hard to find stylish ones.

@PU
congrats. It's awful when your boobs try to kill you.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:24am.

Preferred Username that's great news!!! I went thru something similar last year and I know how it scares the shit outta you! ((HUGS))

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:21am.

Submitted by Kenneth G on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 9:40am.

This guy's hot? Please!! I"m getting shades of a less attractive Version of Michael Richards as the Bowtie Killer. Would I still stick my sax up his manhole? Sure, I'd use my tenor. But NO KISSING!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:22am.

Hekki, the Uggs were just a wild guess that came after you gave your expert tips on mom jeans and Crocs.

edit: Dare to be different! I like your irreverence, girlfriend.

Submitted by guest on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:19am.

PU...lol @ abbreviating that...but congrats!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Preferred Username on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:14am.

Woohoo! Just got the all clear from my dr on the girls. Those fuckers were talking biopsy and shit for a minute, scared the fuck outta me. Filled me with hate for the world I might have to leave. Then I went to MD Anderson and a little French dude (who invented the biopsy there were going to do) came in and said nonono, i see no reazon to gib you a biopSEE.

No, I dgaf that this isn't open post.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:14am.

He's banging Isla Fisher...he's gotta be doing something right.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:13am.

ha ha @ Hekki, of course she has some home remedy for stinky feet! you really need to start that blog, it would be WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better than GOOP!

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Submitted by seejaneclick on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:11am.

I always felt that corn chips and my dogs feet smelled the same. Random comment.

Anywho, the character in the picture reminds me of this kinda creepy optician who pursued me once. I was a single mom and he was a single dad. He was doing my eye exam and he told me I would have to find a new doctor. I was like, 'why? and he said, 'Because I'm about to ask you out and I can't date a patient.'. EW. ok. I laughed and awkwardly got out of it. Well then the fucker actually got my address from my records and showed up on my front door. My kids were all excited when he offered to take us out for ice cream. I reluctantly went and then we went on another date. Then he took me to his house before we went to a movie so that he could tuck his 10 year old daughter into bed. She took one look at me and announced that I was fat and ugly. Little bitch. I sort of resemble a clean Pamela Anderson so I knew I was not fat, or ugly. We went out a couple more times(hey, I was lonely) but that little bitch was like Children of the Corn and Damien's spawn. She poured Elmer's glue in my Prada bag and drew a picture of me that looked like Ursula on the Little Mermaid.
Years later, my handsome teenage son and I ran into the dad and the girl and she was all over my son. But my sweet loyal son remembered what a bitch she was, and while the dad and I visited she invited him to their pool. He told her that she should have been nicer to his mother and left her with a shocked look on her, face. Priceless.

Submitted by Kenneth G on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:10am.

This guy's hot? Please!! I"m getting shades of a less attractive Version of Michael Richards as the Bowtie Killer. Would I still stick my sax up his manhole? Sure, I'd use my tenor. But NO KISSING!

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:10am.

crazyinjapan: How did you know I wear Uggs? Have I been typecast?

Honestly, I wear socks in my Uggs. And if I wear them barefoot, I wear the other pair until the barefoot ones have fully dried out. But you can use a mix of baking soda, cornstarch and essential oil inside them overnight, and shake or vacuum it out. It absorbs the sweat and stuff.

I also wash my Uggs by hand.

Submitted by Ellie May on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:08am.

With the hair, he's kinda got a CHER thing going on in a couple of these pix, doesn't he?

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 8:07am.

Snowy, HAHA! I love my Crocs and they really don't look like them. People can't believe they are. Really.

And just last night I was wearing my (relatively) high waisted linen pants from H&M and wishing there were more. Actually, it's the only place to get a higher-rise pant anymore. Besides the old-lady stores. The way I'm shaped, low-rise does not work for me. Stacy and Clinton would agree.