Mildred Baena Didn't Get Paid For This
Wouldn't you think that Mildred Baena had her pick of nearly every journalist and reporter for her first interview? Mildred could've commanded mah boo Anderson Cooper to get topless and do the entire interview while pinching his areola as though the questions were coming from his nipple slits and the thought of record-breaking ratings would've forced him to do so. (I will never forgive THAT BITCH Mildred for not taking advantage of that opportunity.)
But Mildred chose to speak for the first time to the UK's Hello! magazine. Most hos choose to give their exclusive story to Hello! magazine, because they really want to say Hello! to a six-figure check. However, Mildred resembles resents that statement and her lawyer tells TMZ that she wasn't paid a dollar for her story. Mildred just wanted to tell the real truth about how she and Arnold tried to further positive relations between Guatemala and Austria by bareback boning each other. Here's what her lawyer said:
"Mildred was tired of people selling their lies to the media or claiming to speak for her when they do not ... She gave the interview in order to set the record straight once and for all.
All she wanted to do was put the lies and rumors to rest. And we believe that she has done that through this interview."
Apparently, the freelance reporter who spoke to Mildred and gave the story to Hello! is friendly with her lawyer.
Up until yesterday, not many people knew what Mildred and Arnold's son really looked like since most of the media blurred his face out. So that leads me to the question: What kind of stupido madre whores out her son's face for free?!!!!!!?
The pain that throbbed in the hearts of fellow child pimps Kris Jenner, White Oprah and Joe Jackson after reading this hurtful news is strong enough to power a slap machine to hit Mildred in her dumb face over and over again. And she deserves it! If you're going to kill your son's privacy at least do it while wearing a hot outfit you bought with your blood money. A shame!
Well, she does have a collection of fetching hats. Wonder why the whole hat thing never caught on in the U.S.?
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Someone really needs to glue giant sunglasses on Pippa - I can't stand her beady little rat eyes.
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
The British Press is some of the most hating press in the world, why the fuck aren't they calling her out like they do everyone else? Fucking ano looking Waity up there is just begging for some headlines that deal with her weight and why she hasn't gotten pregnant already. Is the British press softening? I hope not.
Wasn't paid? Fucking liar. She is very good at lying as we all know.
Kate's not dazzling. Her hair always look like a big thick blanket.
I have to say that I think she may have made the best move here for her son and for her. People have been chasing after their asses trying to get a pic and they might leave her son alone. Here. This is what he looks like. Now fuck off.
I'm sure he had the choice of whether he wanted to be in the pic or not.
The Daily Mail currently has a great parade of hats from Ascot. Some of em have live flowers.
Trigger Happy, Giant mobile phone compilation
What is all this talk about how he resembles Arnold?? He looks just like his incredibly ugly mother.
Kate needs an upper lip. Someone should have gotten her one for a wedding present.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:46am.
Oh Gawd, not this but-her-everything whore again!
This is probably one of those technicalities that ABC News uses: we didn't pay for the interview, we paid for photos used in conjunction with the interview.
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That is exactly how it works. No one ever gets paid for the interview, but they'll neglect to mention the pictures and video. At the very least, the hog made well into the 5 figures.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:20am.
How long before the British tabloids fall out of love with Diana 2 there and begin to portray her and her sister as bitch trolls from hell?
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EXACTLY. they used to love Fergie too before she became the Duchess of Pork and everyone's favorite whipping post.
"I wanted to tell the truth!!" sobbed Mildred into the arms of the supple young OK reporter who bore more than a passing resemblence to Pippa Middleton. "It's been so hard for me to keep my son's dulche de weinershnitlzel face a secret."
"There there", murmmered Pippa 2.0 as she stroked the grey strands of Mildred's mustache, "I can help you tell your story" Mildred hungrily accepted her caresses and sighed "Chu remind me so much of Senora Maria! I hope chu aren't on your periods because I would like to lick your dry cunt until it runs with jugo de mujeres!"
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I love the way Kate dresses, but that mousy brown hair is just killing me. I think she would look a lot prettier if she dyed her hair a richer brown shade and did an updo when she is in formal wear.
As far as the maid, I have a hard time disliking her because I get the feeling Arnold and Maria's marriage has been in the shitter for years and they were only together for the sake of keeping up appearances. That's probably why Maria didn't go ballistic the way a normal woman would upon finding out about the love child.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:57am.
Y'all need to stop dissin' the lady here and re-focus your torrid rants toward Mr. Shakenbaagger. 2011 & sexism is alive and swell.
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No one is denying that Arnie's a dog but this ho is splayed out on the cover of a magazine with the son she conceived with someone else's husband. THAT takes nerve. Arnold is smart enough to lay low and act sorry. Mildred's acting like she won the lottery. This kid is her retirement fund.
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twerk those stumps!
What.a.pig.
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
Katie is too damn skinny.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:57am.
Y'all need to stop dissin' the lady here and re-focus your torrid rants toward Mr. Shakenbaagger. 2011 & sexism is alive and swell.
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It's not sexism. They're both assholes. While not any better, Arnold at least has enough brains to lay low instead if giving some "and I threw myself on my knees in front Maria b/c I love her so much" shit to a tabloid. We are reacting to what's in front of us.
Because, you know, getting knocked up with your pregnant friend/employer's husband's baby and then inviting her to the Christening is so fucking feminist.
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:57am.
Y'all need to stop dissin' the lady here and re-focus your torrid rants toward Mr. Shakenbaagger. 2011 & sexism is alive and swell.
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Why is it sexist to call a slut a slut? She is a slut without shame! We've already established that Ah-nold is a sex-fiend-indiscriminate-man-whore from way back. At least he's keeping his pie hole shut for the moment. This bitch needs to shut up. Don't try to explain. You do not have a good explanation aside from rape or coercion and neither happened, so shut it Mil-DREAD you old haggy trick.
given the genes he was dealt, the kid is not bad looking...Arnie does make somewhat attractive babies...he did so with shrivelled Maria too (particularly Patrick) I guess all the fug cancels each other out and brings beauty...just like 2 beauties can also make a fug. And I think Mildred Bawhora is lying with a multi-figure check from Hello between her saggy titties...it will take a whole level of "special" slut to whore out your son's face for FREE!
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"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:48am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:28am.
I wanna know where is the sex tape!
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What happened to the one you directed in yesterday's post?
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Yeah break us off with some more erotica to take the edge off. kplzthx
Y'all need to stop dissin' the lady here and re-focus your torrid rants toward Mr. Shakenbaagger. 2011 & sexism is alive and swell.
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I am not here to fight. I am here to make love.
Ah, the first official tabloid picture of the Unpaid Remorse Tour:
Mistake # 1 - Leave the poor kid off tabloid covers
Mistake # 2 - Sprawled out on a bed, really? Bitch, that's how we got here.
Overall, not doing a whole lot to counter that shameless skank/bad mother reputation.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:46am.
"but-her-everything"
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!
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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011
Diana went all bulimic shortly after marrying, too. In Chapter II of this blessed royal union, I wonder if Katie will also slice at her arms and throw her skeleton down the stairs in absolute despair?
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I am not here to fight. I am here to make love.
ha ha Nanners! VIVID! CALL ME!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I don't think Mildred got paid DIRECTLY.
I think they either paid for the pictures for the photo shoot OR donated money to a trust fund for the son.
She got something... why go to a European tabloid??? "Cause you get paid!
By the way, that is one skinny girl. I want to really like this girl, but she doesn't have the same charisma as William's mom. Diana was really something special.
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:28am.
I wanna know where is the sex tape!
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What happened to the one you directed in yesterday's post?
I hate that this trick has her own tag.
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twerk those stumps!
Oh Gawd, not this but-her-everything whore again!
This is probably one of those technicalities that ABC News uses: we didn't pay for the interview, we paid for photos used in conjunction with the interview.
Well on behalf of Maria, fuck you anyway ho! You shouldn't be talking. You shouldn't be showing your kid to the world. You should be somewhere contemplating what a wretched wench you are, begunted bimbo!
Not that anyone cares, but I am out. Talk about blood, period rasins, clots, tuna vag, tampons, pads, the crimson tide, vaginal warts, smegma, dick cheese all you want. ENJOY!
I think the duchess (a word I always read as DOUCHES) is absolutely breath taking!
*side-eyes Elaine Benis*
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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011
has Kate lost her period with all this diet shit? i don't know.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:23am.
Hell ya! Prince Hot Ginge is the only member of that dysfunctional family I want to see and hear about. Enough about Prince Fug and his anorexic duchess.
Why is everyone getting their period panties in a twist today? It's a bloody shame!
I really like Kate's pink (or beige? can't really tell) dress. She'd look so much better with another stone on her.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011
Raul will swim in the Red River but never drink from it.
George, what do you think about Raul's comment? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=player_embedded
Enough already. I do not find menstrual humor funny. Period.
Duchess Kate is anorexic. Getting ready for her visit to LA I guess.
that poor kid, getting whored out like that.
imagine the playground taunts.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Maybe Hello! didn't pay her DIRECTLY, but I would bet dollars to donuts that she got $$ for this. Maybe it was paid to a trust set up for her son.
I wanna know where is the sex tape!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Well Whamo...mk did say blood money sooooo...okay I'm done with that topic.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Yes - I beweave that HELLO! didn't pay her any money....becuz ARNOLD paid her just like he's been doing for 13 years.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
I think Kate dresses very well.
As for Baena, what in the fuckity FUCK was she thinking by exposing her son like that??
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
Mildred Dumptruck needs to STFU.... you know that bitch got paid. My only question is why a UK magazine? Will their infatuation with the American way of life never end!!!!?
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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011
I thought that said "the dazzling douches"
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
Can't you see that Saint Mildred did it for the love for her son and his taco/snitzengruben flavored kisses?
George, what do you think about Raul's comment? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=player_embedded
LIES. So the next 50 interviews she'll do will be for free also? Stop pulling my weave, whorio!!
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twerk those stumps!
Actually, none of these chicks are squirtin raspberries. Kate's too starved, Mildred's too old, and Lily's too prego.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 11:20am.
How long before the British tabloids fall out of love with Diana 2 there and begin to portray her and her sister as bitch trolls from hell?
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Counting down....5...4...3...
But wait. If they don't do anything wrong then they have to go to plan B - IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE - and focus on Prince Hot Ginge!
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Why is she trotting our her son?!? The last thing a 13-year-old needs is to have his photo flashed in a tabloid. MB is after a quick dollar and I think she should report to the devil's office.
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"Go away, woman. My cheating medicine will not help you. Even if you win you will still be ugly." ~~ Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
STOP WITH THE PERIOD TALK, PLEEEEEEEASE!