Hot Slut Of The Day!
Charlotte (as played by Gemma Chan) from Secret Diary of a Call Girl!
The final season of Secret Diary has already aired here in the US, but I am barely dipping into it due to reasons only my absent-minded, rude and lazy DVR knows. There’s a special place in heaven (a place filled with nothing but hand job machines, donuts, heated bidets, top shelf whiskey and kittens who don’t grow) for the person who invented OnDemand.
Anyway, my spirit animal of the season is Charlotte, the ice-hearted, emotionless, latex-loving dominatrix call girl who is Belle’s greatest nemesis. Any character with the dead heart of Betty Draper, the ruthlessness of Tanya Turner and the glamour of Alexis Carrington is one that I pray I get in a “Which Secret Diary of a Call Girl Character Are You?” quiz. I’m only 4 episodes in, so I have no idea what becomes of Charlotte but I’m hoping it involves a battle bitch royale with Belle and a spin-off series.