Justin Timberlake On Why He Smokes The Good Shit
Justin Timberlake has dated a mega stoner who probably shits shake (see: Cameron Diaz) and has hinted in the past about how he's struck down with bong love, but now he's officially coming out of the hot boxin' closet as a proud stoner.
Justin confessed to Playboy Magazine that he allows the long tube of green smoke to fuck his throat gently, because it's his way of escaping his brain for a minute. Here's Justin on weed, internet gossip and the work of denim art he wore to the American Music Awards.
On if the internet is ever right about who he's giving his dick in a box to: “None of it’s true, so I shouldn’t even dignify it with an answer. The thing is, I’m not going to sacrifice my friendships with people who are my co-stars I meet in the business. I’m not going to avoid spending time with people because someone who doesn’t know me makes assumptions about what’s going on. That’s bullshit…My life is not on the internet.”On why he keeps shit in the Hollywood family by only fucking on celebrities: “You probably gravitate toward people who understand your scenario. At the end of the day you just want someone who gets you, who can be a friend. That’s kind of the point of Friends with Benefits. As corny as it sounds, the ‘friends’ part counts just as much as the ‘benefits’ part, if not more.”
On if he was whoring it up during his N'Sync days: “I hate to disappoint you, but I was the youngest one in the group, so the other guys were getting more of that [girl] action, and they were protective of me…But yeah, the girl stuff definitely was a heavy part of it, and it would play with your mind. I remember looking down once – we were playing Madison Square Garden for an HBO special – and this girl put her arm out. She had a mural of me tattooed along her whole arm. I just remember looking at it and thinking, Holy sh*t, that’s never going to come off.”
On the denim suit that should earn him and Brit Brit a place in The Museum of YES: “God, I feel I’ve gone to therapy just to erase some of them. The cornrows I wore with ‘N Sync. That was pretty bad. Britney and I wore matching denim outfits [to the 2001 American Music Awards]. Yeah, another bad choice. I’d probably pay good money to get some of those pictures off the internet.”
On smoking pot: “Absolutely [I’m a pot smoker]…The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking. Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.”
Justin isn't telling lies about the "some people are just better high" part. Some people are just better high and the people who aren't (aka the paranoids and nacho-hoarders), are better as seen through high eyes. And now you know that you're not the only one who tokes up to forget about Justin Timberlake, so does Justin Timberlake!
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I am sure there are a lot of people that would agree with his vision on pot but I don't know if it's prudent for him to admit that, he is a public figure, what he says can influence people in their behavior. Nonetheless it's not a shock that the cannabis seeds are on high demand today, cannabis is after all a very popular drug.
So this douche, Playboy, and anyone who hires this douche condones murder, cause that's what happens in marijuana trafficking. Tracy Morgan gets ripped but no one believes he's gonna stab his son, but stabbing and worse is absolutely what happens in getting this ff his illegal substance.
Justin Timberlake is a murderer by proxy.
Think of all the kids with malleable minds that are gonna read this.
I demand a public apology. He needs to tour middle schools and tell them how wrong he was.
p.s. -This post applies to Lady Gaga and 60 Minutes too, the same thing happened.
He can not act worth shit. He really needs to go make some more high pitched music I can dance too when I am fucked up.
Man when I first saw this pic of Justin Timberlake I thought he was peeing out of a golden crooked cock he was holding.. on second thought maybe I ought to start putting the weed DOWN..
Why is this turd famous?
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 7:37pm.
I remember that day SO clearly, too. I was home alone, thank God, and I rememeber literally climbing on top of the T.V. because I was absolutely convinced that if I got to just the right angle that I would see peen.
Luckily, I got to see it before the edited version, where you can't see the top of his pubes. :D
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 2:10pm.
MaryJane is a fickle bitch. After a decade of doing me right, she turned on me - now if I smoke, all I want to do is get UN-high. *snif* we had such good times together tho...
Meeeeeeemorieeeeeeeeeees....
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*swallows hard thinking about D`Angelo Video* Now THAT was some sexy shit.
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http://www.wikimusicguide.com/images/thumb/6/6e/Justin-timberlake-rollin...
I know he's a douche, but tell me this wasn't a hot fucking cover. I was like 14-15 when this came out and got one of my first lady boners.
The first was watching the D'Angelo How Does it Feels video. :)
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
"I have a brain that needs to be turned off"
Unfortunately pot has an inverse reaction on the mouth - the more the brain shuts down, the more the gobhole flaps.
Exhibit A: Justin Timbelake.
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Yeah...I don't think the "thinking too much" comment was meant to mean that he is smarter than anyone else. I think he meant that he has a lot of anxiety.
"I've always given side eyes to people who proclaim all these wonderful benefits of recreational weed - when the reality is everyone I know that smokes weed consistently are mindless fuck ups who don't care about anyone other than themselves."
It's not really reality if it's only based off observations of people you personally know.
The real question is would he be worse or better off without the good ish? I'm gonna say worse...
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 4:36pm.
And a cordial "hello!" to you, too!
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Submitted by Fancy Malone on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:35pm
What the fuck is wrong with you?
REPORTED <----------for real this time, lol
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Weed stops the voices in my head too..Or starts them, I can't remember..
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You simply cannot fathom the immensity of the f*ck I do not give..
"“Absolutely [I’m a pot smoker]…The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking"
GET him to stop thinking? When did he even START thinking?
Of course if he were poor black, latino, native or Pacific islander and was caught using, selling or transporting, he'd have plenty of time to think in the slammer. And this fool *still* thinks he has a ghetto pass. Ugh.
Another one of my innocent Mickey Mouse Club illusions have been crushed. :( Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't drink, smoke, do pot or do drugs, ever, ever, ever? I feel so all alone but happy to be just that.
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Though I like some of his music, I can't stand Justin Timberlake. He seems like such a wannabe and a fake. If it weren't for that silly lil' boy band (N'Sync) where the fuck would he be today? Exactly. And yet he has the nerve to make his past N'sync days out to be a joke? He's just an unappreciative prick. I don't think he has a mind of his own either. I actually heard from someone I know who used to work at the Virgin Megastore that JC (Chasez) was the only nice member of N'Sync. And judging by this douchebag, i'm not surprised. Ok, i'm done.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:13am.
If you still need therapy 3 times a week after 15 years your psychiatrist is probably a fucking dog trainer and you accidentally went into the wrong office 15 years ago.
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Some celebs would seriously be doing better if they were disciplined by a fucking dog trainer.
MaryJane is a fickle bitch. After a decade of doing me right, she turned on me - now if I smoke, all I want to do is get UN-high. *snif* we had such good times together tho...
Meeeeeeemorieeeeeeeeeees....
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Fancy -- your videos are disturbing. Please seek the counselling you so need.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Of course, once he gets wind of this, it will be a "misprint"...however, if not, then I have a new found respect because honey, this comment is being typed by someone who is much, much, much better high on the weedZ.
Yea, this is the same dude that bragged to Rolling Stone about the first time he went to second base with Britney Spears during his NSYNC days. Although, I am a fan of his two albums and his SNL skits, I always feel like this kid is trying way too hard. Stop trying to make "Justin Timberlake-Serious Actor" happen, JT and get back to singing about how a bi-polar chick broke your heart. Thanks!
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Well I'm glad he's not around Britney or her kids.
After 07/08 she doesn't need people like him around!
He needs to grow the fuck up.
I've always given side eyes to people who proclaim all these wonderful benefits of recreational weed - when the reality is everyone I know that smokes weed consistently are mindless fuck ups who don't care about anyone other than themselves.
Haha and yes I am bitching about a selfish ex. :)
Absolutely the only thing pot does for anyone is it gets to stop thinking. Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high.
Ever try taking a few deep breaths or meditation? Well, this interview was to promote his new comedy with Cameron Diaz, ‘Bad Teacher.’ This quote definitely fits with that movie- LOL.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:34am.
Hey bro give me a noser off that pipe." then dude blew so hard it blasted hot resin and spit all over his mug! ROTFLMAO! "NOT COOL DUDE!"
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LOL, I can just picture him dancing around in pain,too much!
You reminded me of another one except this happened to me.
Back in school we were doing "silver bullets" where you put a glob of oil on a piece of tinfoil make a little ball and drop it into a pipe. Well I'm taking a hit, sucking away like crazy and have the tinfoil glowing red hot but the pipe had no screen in it and the bullet gets sucked thru the hole at a hundred miles an hour and hits me right in the back of my throat, needless to say I was doing the funky chicken all over the parking lot and my buds are laughing their asses off.
Highschool...good times man! lol
Good for him,bong hits for Jesus all around !
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Annoying, self centred and smug. Oh, and def gay.
That last paragraph is golden, MK!! Truer words were never spoken!
JT doesn't phase me one way or another. His music is decent, so I can't hate too much. But he's just SO damned cocky and over-exposed. It gets annoying.
Good for him. He's the sweetest little gay guy I can think of.
I like JT too. Good, he smokes and some of us drink. This is, like, boring. Let me know when he does meth with Britney while funneling straight up rubbing alcohol with Aguilera.
I know this makes me a Dlisted pariah and all, but I like JT. *shrug*
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I can't stand JT everytime I see him I want to punch his face he has one of those faces. And why is he always talking about smoking weed? I heard this shit from him before in another interview and no I still don't think you're cool.
Some people are just better high and the people who aren't (aka the paranoids and nacho-hoarders), are better as seen through high eyes.
HAHA! This.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Cute kid, but fugly adult.
High or sober he's still as interesting as stale corn pone.
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twerk those stumps!
Fuck, he's homely.
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I am not here to fight. I am here to make love.
He is pond scum.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
I am a troll. Ignore
I will never, ever, ever understand, out of all the boy band douches through the years, why *this one* was picked to get pushed in everyone's faces. He is not hot and he sings like a Vegas MJ impersonator. I'm happy for him that he likes to smoke a bowl, but like someone else said, it's not like Average Joe can get away with announcing that.
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he also thinks Coldplay is the shit so...
I remember when they first came out and all the celebs thought it was cool to like them. Like it was edgy music or some shit.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:21am.
Joe Leech had his nickmane long after high school too,but he got his one day, he rolled up on the group with a " Hey bro give me a noser off that pipe." then dude blew so hard it blasted hot resin and spit all over his mug! ROTFLMAO! "NOT COOL DUDE!"
George, what do you think about Raul's comment? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=player_embedded
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:13am.
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If you still need therapy 3 times a week after 15 years your psychiatrist is probably a fucking dog trainer and you accidentally went into the wrong office 15 years ago.
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That is hilariously well put. =D
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
this cheez doodle looks like jerry garcia, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Oh great celebs can blast all over the place that they smoke pot while the courts made it legal for the police to bust down my door and fuck up my shit if they even think they smell weed outside my home. Yey double standards!
i get what this rubberhead was saying about needing it to turn off the brain. he wasn't being "i'm all so fucking smarter than the rest" he was saying he mellows out from hyper, rushing and overlapping thoughts and stimuli.
it does the same thing for me.
it helps me slow down and appreciate the things around me. colors, textures, tastes, better concentration. it is good for hyper people.
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 10:45am.
In high school we had two fuckers, Joe Leech and Bartlow who would appear outta no where when you fired up but we also had these black bugs that fly around you too when you were smoking so the bugs were known as "Bartlow Bugs" cuz of that shit.
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LOL, we had a guy back in high school named Joe as well and when we were in the smoking pit smoking up or just having a smoke he'd always come by and hit you up for a smoke or a hit off your dube. We named him Joey Bird after the fucking seagulls that would fly around and try and mooch every meal you ate.
Joey Bird had that nickname all of highschool and the last time I saw him about 15 years ago I still called the fucker Joey Bird, and from what I remember the name was as appropriate then as it is now.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:11am.
sucky, can I get a hit off that? *inhaaaaaaaaaaale, inhale, in-ha-ale-ale-a-l---e* *squeak*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
He irks my soul. This whole interview smacks of a little boy trying to be a man. Got some good songs though.
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Submitted by oklahomo on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 10:49am.
Ugh YES, JT, you are so smart and your big, creative, actor brain is so amazing, I understand that sometimes your poor mortal body can't handle it.
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I was just going to say the same thing.
It's like celebs that talk about why they are still in therapy after 15 years and suggest they are geniuses because people just don't get them. They think they are just too creative and smart and need help to deal with their cursed intellectually superiority.
If you still need therapy 3 times a week after 15 years your psychiatrist is probably a fucking dog trainer and you accidentally went into the wrong office 15 years ago.
sucky, can I get a hit off that? *inhaaaaaaaaaaale, inhale, in-ha-ale-ale-a-l---e* *squeak*