Beyonce Is Short One Wig Today

June 14, 2011 / Posted by:

And just like that, Basement Baby knows the real reason why the Belle of ‘Bama Antoine Dodson journeyed down into the dusty den of the destitute to visit her. It wasn’t to play a game of checkers using moth balls and bottle caps. It was to sneak into Beyonce’s wig cellar and snatch one of her good ones to wear to the 15th Annual Webby Awards in NYC last night.

While Beyonce’s bald head shivered in the cold, ‘Toine turned up the heat to feverish levels and made everyone on the red carpet answer “OH MY Gawrsh YES!” to the question, “Would you ever runneth your tongue over the hung gums of Goofy’s girlfriend?”

Lately, I’ve been whoresick for Hottie from Flavor of Love, but with those wide eyes, teef for days and fire hazard wig, ‘Toine is definitely filling that void!

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