Tuesday, June 14th 2011

Beyonce Is Short One Wig Today

And just like that, Basement Baby knows the real reason why the Belle of 'Bama Antoine Dodson journeyed down into the dusty den of the destitute to visit her. It wasn't to play a game of checkers using moth balls and bottle caps. It was to sneak into Beyonce's wig cellar and snatch one of her good ones to wear to the 15th Annual Webby Awards in NYC last night.

While Beyonce's bald head shivered in the cold, 'Toine turned up the heat to feverish levels and made everyone on the red carpet answer "OH MY Gawrsh YES!" to the question, "Would you ever runneth your tongue over the hung gums of Goofy's girlfriend?"

Lately, I've been whoresick for Hottie from Flavor of Love, but with those wide eyes, teef for days and fire hazard wig, 'Toine is definitely filling that void!

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Damn i used to love this guy but now i'm starting to think he's just a broke down trying too hard hoe who was in the right place at the right time.

Not to take away from him protecting his sister which was wonderful.

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at first glance I thought this was Ronaldinho, the soccer player

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<3

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zomay's picture

He's like Latoya Jackson's long lost son.

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Can someone make him standing next to Jay-Z?

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Why has this person not gone away already?

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Leave Britney alone!

Shovel ready project.

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its like a butt itch

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Oh I love him, bless his heart and NO he is not bleaching her is just the victim of an unfortunate heavy load of foundation that is too light for his skin.

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So fucking hot.
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Evil_Cupcake's picture

He fucking irritates me!

LaChaylo's picture

For all that wrong color of foundation he has on, you'd think he'd use some concealer on those bags.

The horse tail weave is atrocious. That blonde color is UGLY.

Oh, 'Toine, how I'd love to see when you don't look busted.

Hmmm...I'm guessing he was born this way?
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DAAAAANG That is hideous!

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Lay off the skin bleach Dods..you're starting to look like Beyonce and Michael Jackson's lovechild.

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He is a sweetie, but he is scaring me. He is morphing into Barbie. The Dodsons must look at that asshole who broke in as a blessing. The Goofy's girlfriend reference was on the mark. Thanks for making me wipe my monitor MK, goofball.

Anonymoussss's picture

What is the white stuff hanging in the back of his throat? A thrush infection??

elmo533's picture

He needs to get some new make up STAT! What he's wearing is too light and is making him look ridiculous. Extra ridiculous.

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Emeriesan's picture

he looks like a French Arab.

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Why is he looking so pasty all of a sudden? (And does anyone else think he looks like Chris Rock in a wig in thumbnail 4?)

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I was just wondering what had become of our 'Toine.

Hide your wig! Hide your weave! Hide your wig! Hide your weave. 'Coz Toine is snatchin' them up.

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I think he looks more like Jessica Simpson, myself.

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ok toine...it's 16 minutes...time to wrap it up...
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 3:34pm.
Wonder if he ever thinks of his sister that was attacked anymore?
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People laugh at him...and I do too, but I always found his original video kinda sad. He was obviously impacted by what his sister went through.

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Time to hang it up, dude.

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Paid your car insurance yet, dooffus?

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Oh 'Toine, you've come a long way. And I'm not saying it's a good way, mind you.

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wait, is that female or male???

IT PUTS THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

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Motissa's picture

Lil' Kim is looking GOOD!

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Uhm, is he bleaching his skin? I remember him being a few shades darker when his dumbass whored it up loud an unclear in front of the news camera.
Why the hell this country has made this idiot famous with a paycheck is beyond me.

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OH MY GAWRSH THIS IS A DELIGHT FROM HEAVEN ABOVE!

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Hottie has some crazi-eyes...It's like they had an argument and doesn't know which one has to leave her face...She has chameleon eyes...they can look up and left alternatively..

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Why is this relevant...still...or why was it ever..?

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MK WERE YOU @ THESE AWARDS!?!?!?!?

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Hide yo wigs B aka Lady Chablis. I hope this guy goes away soon. Dem teefs are scary.

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Wonder if he ever thinks of his sister that was attacked anymore?

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It's official...the black Lilo is in the house (hide yo drinks, hide yo drugs)