Tracy Morgan's Apology Tour Rolls On

This is Independent Lens/PBS. It is an hour long. It is priceless. Let the Navajo, who have mastered the art of genderless/sexless acceptance, gift us with their explanation, which did, indeed, work. Props to the Native American culture of peace/teamwork/acceptance/fate.

Team Two Spirit Human Complexity forever: http://video.pbs.org/video/1989512827#

Separately, urmomma, that Kings HBO is in my DVD collection. Loved Bernie's "analogy" at the end of the stutterer misinterpreting the stutterer. But, "Bust a motherfucking move!" should have a star on the walk of fame all to itself. LOVED the "Kangs" lol. Thx for that clip.

Out. Night all.

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 7:03pm.

http://youtu.be/fztghyexki0
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LOL!

Motherfucker is a NOUN! It's a person, place or thing!

♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too

Mr. Mercury,

Get your crazy drunk ass back here after you sober up.

Do you remember that long assed conversation on that 'fill_in"the_blank" because I can't remember thread long ago that we had?

You remember when we hashed it out about gay marriage and also heterosexuality being called 'normal' and after you explained how hurtful that was, you won me over and I promised to NEVER used 'heterosexuality' as 'normal' again online? Well, I stuck to that and it was because of YOU, ya wanker.

So get your cute ass back here when things get less ugly and remember that a lot of folks dig you.

My tiny meat is so humiliating and I think I might hit the 'roids again if you don't talk me down from my obsession with my bitch tits. *puppy eyes*

Come back, macho, macho mannnnnnn!

http://youtu.be/fztghyexki0

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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK

THE TRIFECTA OF HATE HAS CLAIMED THIS THREAD AND ALL DLISTED THREADS TO BE PROPERTY OF THE TRIANGLE.

YOU HAVE FELT THE SHARP POINTY TIP OF THE TRIANGLE.

PRAY IT DOES NOT POKE YOU AGAIN.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

lol
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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011

who shat on you? calm down. I didn't start this, all I did was say musicals were ghey and days later I get called out on it like I said something SO AWFUL, and on Dlisted, LORD FORGIVE ME MY CRUEL WORDS!!!! and I sure as hell don't need to be called a fucking troll. Jack, please stop being such a kiss ass just cuz you wanna get laid.
fucking someone call the damn WAAAAAAMBULANCE, bunch of babies.

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Seriously? Fuck you all? I'd say you'd have to look (right past sucky) pretty hard to find a post that's not sweet up here....I don't get it.

♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too

*looks around at the MF carnage in this thread*
Oh, shit, folks.

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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK

*sigh*

I'm beginning to believe the person who said that Tracy Morgan has cursed this place is right.

The comments section has always been a little toxic on occasion but all of this crap slinging is tiresome.

Thank you for trying to keep the peace, Zombie.

Bye, Mr. Mercury. I hope you keep in touch with some of your friends you made here.

The assholes want this place all to themselves.

Let them have it.

bjork - (hugs) are you on fb?

hit me up: (email removed)

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"LMAO @ Classy who thinks thongs are geeeee ross but doesn't mind a mouthful of Vagina V-8!" ~ snowpiece 06/15/2011

Fuck you all. And not what Sucky said. If you don't get it, fine, but no need to shit on people who are missing someone and others they like (as much as we can like anonymous, faceless people whom most of us only know through words [and links to dolphin peen, kittens, music, and other links]). Imagine how you would feel if this was one of your chums.

Not being a drama queen, just fucking pissed. Happy now, trolls and assholes? Ya broke me.

oh Jesus CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahah seriously!??? WHAT SUCKY SAID!!!!

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Mr M - I hate to see that you're leaving. Your down-to-earth observations were always appreciated. Trolls will come and go, and there will always be insulting jerks in the world, but your maturity and sense of humor always helped smooth things over. Please take a break if you feel you need to, but please also consider coming back again. We need you here, too!

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Check out and support dlisted musical talent:
http://www.reverbnation.com/alisoncecilejohns

for what it's worth.. I'll miss you and your Hollyweird of yesteryear trivia and stories Mr. Mercury.

*a tear*

Can't we all just smoke a joint and get along? Sucky, I sent your address to stopitnow.org. Teehee.

@Mr. M: And even tho I'm an "also ran" in your post down there, I want to say goodbye and send some blessings your way. I, too, understand. This is not exactly a "positive" place and as therapeutic as that can be it can also be harmful to an extent. I'll miss you too.

♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 4:39am.

SuckandFuck: Man up. You never addressed me directly, which makes you a coward in my book. You just pissed in my general direction and ran. Still, I'm sure you're happy in your private hell. Hope that works out for you.
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Addressed directly? Oh like the way you directly addressed Jack earlier in the thread? I ran? Like the way you are RUNNING away from Dlisted because people post things you don't like? Stop wanting to remove comments from this site that YOU don't agree with. Also, you'll be back, just like every other drama queen who declares "I MUST TAKE MY LEAVE OF THIS PLACE!" you will be back.

If you have anything more to say to me, you can e-mail me privately: patrikvida25 at gmail . com, there are other posters who can confirm this address if you doubt its authenticity.

Otherwise, get over yourself.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 4:39am.

NOOOO, NOOOOOO! WAIT, Mercury please, omg I messede up my login spellings 4 times cause i'm so upset at your leaving =P.

My god, was in bed about ready get up for work at 7:15am checking the DL on iphone; something told me to check the TM post as I had walked away from that and gave up on it. Then see your post. Can tell you mean it. Want to say I feel you on that, really. Right behind you. Been feeling different about this site, and it has ZERO to do with MK's posts.

Mercury, you ARE one of the best. Not just with your time on the D, but just as a person. You are steadfast with your beliefs AND THAT IS RARE, TAKES COURAGE. It is an honor to have known you. I will be thinking about you. I'm at a loss for words; don't know how to express the strong feelings I have about this. Spock comes to mind, when he says to Jim: "I have been, and always shall be, your friend." Damnit, we need to share a glass of p.noir first! If you are ever in central NJ, near a university, try to reach out? *wink* Stay safe and well in your circles ♥♥

*remembers Ennis' and Jack's "shirt" scenes from Brokeback; hugs Mercury the way Ennis hugged his shirt hanging on Jack's closet door* *cries*

Mr. Mercury, I've enjoyed reading your posts and will miss you. Completely understand what you're saying though and still hope you'll come back now and again to check in. Take care and best wishes to a very intelligent and funny person.

We only chatted on a few occasions but I'll miss you, Mr M. ♥

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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed

Seems late enough (and safe enough) to slip back in one last time. Thanks for the thoughtful posts, I appreciate your asking me to stay, but it is time for me to move on. Dlisted brought me a lot of happiness during a dark time for which I'm grateful. This year, Dlisted has turned sour in a number of ways, at least to me. I could be wrong.

Just wanted to say adios to some folks here:
Cappy: you were my first real dlist friend, which was pretty great. You stay well, hear?
LaChay: *clinks glasses* May all your cocktails be free.
Bjork: If I ever track down "Julie" I'll come back and let you know. Anyone who knows "Female on the Beach" is my pal!
Hysteria: You're a good soul, and I appreciated your posts every time I saw one, more than you know.
Mabel H: We didn't talk much, but thanks for doing the right thing for those kids. You rock!
Dog: Woof! I'm happy for the times we talked.
Schlong: A manly hug for a really interesting person. Glad to have met you.
Spice Dong: Best and most arousing avvies on the block! You take care.
Mickey H: Thanks for your kindness and if I'm ever in your neighborhood I'll look for you.
Christine: Muah! Be well, sweet stuff.
Fishy: You can give me Werther's anytime...and walk on my lawn.
Jack: Appreciated the apology. That makes you a stand-up guy in my book. Take care of your little one, good dads are a treasure.
SuckandFuck: Man up. You never addressed me directly, which makes you a coward in my book. You just pissed in my general direction and ran. Still, I'm sure you're happy in your private hell. Hope that works out for you.

If I missed you, my apologies. There really are some amazing people here, and I'll miss all of you.

Last, Michael K.: No good guest leaves the party without thanking the host, so thanks for a good time. I left $20 bucks and a coupon for In-N-Out on your dresser. I think you'd want it that way!

Be well, all of you.

"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"

Submitted by Hysteria: "Geez, do you ever take a pee break?

I don't think we can lump Mr. M's very clear statement about gaybashing in with generic, adolescent "namecalling."

I get tired of whining about "namecalling". Peeps take breaks from dlist all the time, which is their business.

I don't like the idea of turning dlist into an asskissing rink. If people want pure, "witty", intellectual banter, go post on Huffington or some conservative counterpart... or wherever.

Just sayin"

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I think we're saying the same thing, and if not, can't we just mourn his absence, however temporary I (we?) hope it might be. And calling someone a slur is a form of gay bashing.

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 06/15/2011 - 1:16am.
Hysteria,

Just excuse the shorthand, okay? I know very well why he left, recalling the original post when he spoke out about this. It's too late (3am where I am), and I think you know what I meant. Namecalling can be form of gay bashing. What matters is that he's gone, as are some other cool folks who aren't trolls.
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Geez, do you ever take a pee break?

I don't think we can lump Mr. M's very clear statement about gaybashing in with generic, adolescent "namecalling."

I get tired of whining about "namecalling". Peeps take breaks from dlist all the time, which is their business.

I don't like the idea of turning dlist into an asskissing rink. If people want pure, "witty", intellectual banter, go post on Huffington or some conservative counterpart... or wherever.

Just sayin
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Hysteria,

Just excuse the shorthand, okay? I know very well why he left, recalling the original post when he spoke out about this. It's too late (3am where I am), and I think you know what I meant. Namecalling can be form of gay bashing. What matters is that he's gone, as are some other cool folks who aren't trolls.

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:09pm.
Mr. Mercury is gone, LaChaylo is thinking of leaving, and I don't think mcnightmare is here anymore either. All this namecalling at each other rather than at Lindsey Lohan. I think it sucks.
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Mr. Mercury was pretty clear about his reasons for leaving. It was about gay bashing.

I do appreciate differentiating between snarking on celebs vs snarking on fellow commenters.
But to say that "namecalling" is the reason for all dlist discontent seems abit oversimplified.
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@Mr. Mercury

The time difference between our continents will make my comment more useless than it already is, seeing as you probably have already left the building, but I'm going to give it a try anyway. Your announcement moved me for more than one reason. Firstly,for me personally, humor has always been a survival skill. In my everyday life I use it to gap bridges I probably wouldn't dare cross otherwise. Therefore, to see someone like you get hurt by something that others would preceive to be funny is very disconcerting. It makes me rethink about my own approach to other people. Secondly, you are one of my most valid excuses of being on here ("No it's not a waste of time, honey, I'm really learning a lot, because there are some very smart people on there.") And thirdly, but not unimportant, how is my heart going to get a jump start if your avi isn't there to scare me every morning?

As self-serving as my motives for wanting to keep you here may seem, I really am thinking of the greater good. Without people like you Dlisted will fall victim to chaos and primitive simplicity. So please, Mr. Mercury, come back to us and show us how to use laughter as a medicine and not a poison.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by Hysteria: "Here is a class act. This man is very intelligent, well-read, respectful, and kind. He deserves to be heard. Listen to him.

I hope you come back, Mr. M. But if you don't, I totally understand and support your choice.

I ♥ Mr. M."

Mr. Mercury is gone, LaChaylo is thinking of leaving, and I don't think mcnightmare is here anymore either. All this namecalling at each other rather than at Lindsey Lohan. I think it sucks.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:12pm.
No, Jack, in all honesty I've gotten to the point where I see no difference in any of the posts. From your point of view it's all fun and games and joking around. Fine. From mine, it's annoying and demeaning. "fag boss"? Really? Would you cop to "n***** boss? Nope. When you put it out there, sooner or later someone will ask why.
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Here is a class act. This man is very intelligent, well-read, respectful, and kind. He deserves to be heard. Listen to him.

I hope you come back, Mr. M. But if you don't, I totally understand and support your choice.

I ♥ Mr. M.
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Mr. Mercury:

I honestly hope you come back after a respite from dlisted.

Please re-think giving up on the 'D'.

You add so much flavor and spice and without you, it would be missing that sumpin' sumpin'.

Plus, you need to be here to point out the things you pointed so that people can become more aware that some words are really painful and it has nothing to do with being "PC" and everything to do with respect for a fellow human being.

Until then...

I will leave you with this quote:

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines"

thank you ANGEL! DANG!

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Aw, Mr. Mercury...

I know when I call something FAT or GAY, I'm actually taking a poke at the idea of not being able to form a thought in your head about a thing besides one three letter word. And giving that one three letter word such power of condemnation. I mean, sucky KIND OF started it but, for me, it's not a poke at people who are either fat or gay but a poke at the small-mindedness that you see everywhere on the internet. On DListed, you see a lot of well thought-out commentary (and not so well-thought). People tend to come here and tell you what they beweave and why in actual full sentences....to see, in the middle of all that, a post like OBVIOUS GAYLORDS, is funny becuz it's so damn out of place. Whereas on Perez, let's say - this is what people are ACTUALLY saying. That's who we're making fun of.

But you have to admit, Broadway's pretty gay. Myself, I LOVE IT!;p

♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too

@Snow ...I would agree that Gheys do tend to gravitate towards broadway shows... That and penis...

_____________________对您的和平_____________________
You simply cannot fathom the immensity of the f*ck I do not give..

thorny: "Weight challenged ethnic person tardo"

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 4:15pm.

*refuses to apologize for calling Broadway shows ghey* I guess it's only ok when NPH and MK say it right. Whatever.
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omg gurrl u so ignint and not witty enough to post!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

@Snow ...Shouldnt that be "Weight challenged ethnic person"...?

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You simply cannot fathom the immensity of the f*ck I do not give..

*refuses to apologize for calling Broadway shows ghey* I guess it's only ok when NPH and MK say it right. Whatever.

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 4:11pm.

I'm not being Tracy, he's a fatboy!
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olololollool

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

@MT...Retarded is a perfectly acceptable word... Unless your all about PC...Then F*kken Moron is a suitable alternative...

_____________________对您的和平_____________________
You simply cannot fathom the immensity of the f*ck I do not give..

I'm not being Tracy, he's a fatboy!

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 4:07pm.

OMG SUCKY WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE
ENTER THE TRIANGLE.

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
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Shall I call you Tracy?!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

OMG SUCKY WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE
ENTER THE TRIANGLE.

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK

Mr. Merc we need you here to regale us with stories from your welcoming and booze friendly house that has collections I am jealous of.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:12pm.

I had no idea. Please accept my apologies.
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Thank you. And that my friends, ends my Dlisted life. Time to move on
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*Clinging grimly to Mr Merc's ankles*...Not so fast my friend. (Please don't go ♥)

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Reste

Mr. Mercury, please don't go! Please!

Mr. Mercury, please don't go!!!!!! I won't have anyone to shoot old movies with!!!! There are all kinds of folks out there, and really, jack is a nice person. I know the sting of slurs, and who needs that crap, right? But I also believe that jack's apology is sincere (he is no Tracy Morgan). Let's ignore the fools who continue to show their asses, okay? Just glide over their crap. See you tonight (hopefully with CSG)?

Don't go, please. I want to talk about "Johnny Guitar" with you.

WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE
ENTER THE TRIANGLE.

http://home.earthlink.net/~melhayward/beatlism/veggietriangle2.JPG

P.S. IT WASN'T. NOT. FUNNY!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:12pm.

"Jackaman loves to dance for dicks"
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It's not bigotry if its true, ah doy.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

*puts Jack in time out with Sucky and a ball gag*

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:24pm.

Mr. Merc - don't go! I definitely don't want to be the reason you leave.
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