This Is What Frances McDormand Wore To The Tonys
Just when I was about to declare Christie Brinkley my personal goddess of the Tony Awards for showing up looking and posing like a Drop Dead Gorgeous extra, Frances McDormand took to the stage to accept her award for Best Actress in a Play while wearing an ensemble that is slightly dressier than the ripped sweat shorts I'm wearing right now.
If you needed fucks to get into the Tonys last night, I'm not sure Frances would've gotten in, because she obviously didn't have any to give. Frances also saved reporters from asking her the stupid question "Who are you wearing?", because the red tag on her jean jacket already gave up that information. The look of the night. This is what your high school poli sci teacher would look like if you ran into her at the car wash on the weekend. Hair that couldn't even pick out a hairbrush from a line-up of hairbrushes.
And if wearing your mom's favorite beach outfit to a fancy awards show wasn't enough for me to fall in love with Frances all over again, she busted out her best mug shot poses backstage. If there isn't such thing as a "Best Dressed of the Tonys" list, then there needs to be so Frances can sit on top of that shit where she belongs.
Here's a few more pictures from last night's Book of Mormon Appreciation Ceremony. In order: my new style icon, DanRad, Professor Whoopi McGonagall, Judith Light, Christie Brinkley, PATSY STONE!!!, Alec Baldwin with guest, Tyne Daly with her piece, Al Pacino with guest and Ellen Barkin.
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When someone tries so hard to be "anti", it's a little sad, really.
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"The eyes are the groin of the face."
When someone tries so hard to be "anti", it's a little sad, really.
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"The eyes are the groin of the face."
If you squint, Ellen Barkin almost looks like a lesbo Loni Anderson, which is… uh, okay, I guess…
Frances McDormand is wearing the same dress she wore for the Golden Globe awards (or whatever) for Burn After Reading. Nifty.
I've seen Frances McD wear worse get-ups than last night. She's one of a kind, just let her be. What did you think she'd wear, something to match Christie Brinkley?
JOANNA LUMLEY!!!!! *dies*
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Ain't that the truth. I bet she has her Sports Illustrated covers in every room of the house. Bathrooms and children's playroom included.
If her daughter's have smarts they won't bring a boy home to met Mom until they've been married at least two years.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 11:47am.
Yes, Brinkley, we get it already: you look phenomenal for your age or any age, for that matter. Now go and rub your daughter's nose in it.
Do Women's Correctional Centres allow day passes or did she do a runner?
♥♥♥ PATSY!!! ♥♥♥
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
Submitted by kayray on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 2:05pm.
I thought it was a Smoking Gun mugshot at first.
Ditto! I thought it was a joke. Wow, she really don't give a shit! And to be fair, everyone in these thumbnails look like shit.
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Well I know somebody who won't be getting another Tony...
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 11:11am.
Submitted by Mama Moore on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 11:01am.
How can she be that fat and still smoke?
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Who is this that is still fat and smokes? Me? For sure if it's pot (delivery tomorrow!) Do you mean Tyne Daly? I think I'd like to get stoned with her and Sharon Gless.
(Pleasant diversion: Daly and Gless on "The Graham Norton Show"):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRkoIolNA8
By the way, you guys are killing me on this thread. I'm only now on page 1.
Submitted by Euromutt: "Is Al Pacino wearing a THONG on his head? We should ask his granddaughter standing beside him ..."
Anytime I saw an old guy with a young woman on his arm, I say to Baby Bjork in my bus/subway-inclusive voice, "Aw, see how Daddy loves his daughter, just like I love you!" Idiots. I saw some fool like this the other day who looked like he was 60 on a good day with some chickie, expensive hobo bag on her anorexic tree-limb arm, who looked like she was 16. He probably has some teeny weeny sports car that he squeezes his old fat ass into, too.
But I digress a bit. Pacino was the shit in his day and is still a good actor when he isn't being what Truman Capote said of Rod Steiger, a "real jambon."
I thought it was a Smoking Gun mugshot at first.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 1:31pm.
Don't forget Heat...Pacino is brilliant in that movie. Also plays an excellent Shylock in The Merchant of Venice.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by Raul Duke: "WTF is up with Whoopi Potter and the Deathly Hallows?"
I know, I was thinking what in the Harry Potter hell is she wearing? Fool.
Submitted by TimC: "...Tyne Daly looks great except for her poor hobbit feet strapped into those narrow sandals."
Ha, ha, ha!!!!!! I can't believe Hawv let her out of the house in that.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 10:47am.
Other that a few solid movies .Dog Day Afternoon being one of his best..Al Pacino is THE BIGGEST OVER ACTOR in the history of Hollywood.
A few? Besides the brilliant "Dog Day Afternoon," there is "Panic in Needle Park"; "The Godfather I and II" (I pretend "III," never happened, it was just a bad dream); "Scarecrow"; and "Serpico" are more than a few. He was even good in some clunkers (ahem, "Bobby Deerfield"). It's too bad that he's become a parody of himself in the last ten years or so. A delightful shitfest is "Crusing," failed seriousness at its best. Seeing him in that perm (and that scene in the disco) is worth the price of admission.
Regarding Frances McDormand, there is the scene in this documentary that Rosanna Arquette made, "Looking for Debra" or something like that (Debra being Debra Winger, who disappeared for awhile). Anyway, Frances and Holly Hunter talk about age, and Frances says to Holly, hey, let's never have plastic surgery so that when they need someone to play an older woman, we can have all the parts. She is genius, and she's also very nice. This reminds me of when another brilliant actress, Samantha Morton, showed up at some "Vogue" type event in a t-shirt and jeans (it might have been the yearly big Met event).
Snideychick sez:
Christy Brinkley = RAOWRRRRR!!!
That is all.
I like that she dressed down. It makes you see how everyone else looks ridiculous, with their overpriced dresses and fake hair.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "Christie Brinkley is still hotter than SHIT!!! damn. (except for her poor arthritic hands) :( "
Noooooooo, jack; how can you like her? She did it with Goopy's "dear friend" William Joel!
Thank goodness she her looks because upstairs, well... Here she is on Leno where she talks about seeing a UFO in the "tiny village of Crete":
http://www.hulu.com/watch/221560/the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno-christie...
Pats and Eddy are awesome!
So is Frances.
Judith Light has the Botox wonk.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Sort of feel sorry for Whoopi and "Sister Act" the musical. The star who was nominated, the Brit - she was fantastic and came over from the London show. I saw her there. But like in London, it was nominated for a bunch but lost. I think it has to do with everyone already knowing the story and it's just not original. Had it not been a movie first.....
PSL I love that movie!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
And what's with the mugshot pose? Damn, this is a freakshow. I love it.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Frances was also fabulous in "Short Cuts" by Robert Altman. AWESOME movie with a stellar cast, for those who have not seen it.
okay, off to Karate. Later!
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I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said "I love you" near enough
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"Fargo" was on yesterday and she was just so good in that.
"He's flee-in the interview! HE'S FLEE-IN THE INTERVIEW!!!"
"I'm just doin' my job, sir. There's no need to get snippy with me."
So thrilled she won an Oscar for that.
Patsy looks great. "Is that dog who licks your crotch here? Oh he's not - pity."
No Trey Parker? He's just the cutest thing.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 12:28pm.
Al Pacino's GF is 40 years younger. And his hair is badly dyed
I know, but Al's money still works like new.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 12:31pm.
The dermatologist who figures out how to make hands younger is going to make a mint.
True. And, necks.
Frances is totally in tune with Broadway. Love it.
Whoopi is an attention seeking dickhead. sorry.
christie, this is not your fucking prom, settle down. frances can do no wrong in my eyes, not after Fargo.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Why is Pacino wearing a headband? From the neck up, he looks like he should be roaming the seats at a rock concert.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
The dermatologist who figures out how to make hands younger is going to make a mint.
Al Pacino's GF is 40 years younger. And his hair is badly dyed.
WTF is going on with Frances? I love, love her in movies...she is always a little quirky. But she looks like she has a touch of the Randy Quaids.
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 11:03am.
*click click flash flash* PATSY PATSY PATSY!!!!!! ;-)
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"Boys!! boys!!! Give the models a chance...point your cameras at the catwalk..."
...Joanna Lumley is a great, big STAR...this is how real glamour is done, sweeties...
...not like these 2-a-penny tarts of recent times...
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...'I've checked him out on the Google, and there's absolutely no record of him ever having a mother'...
Is Al Pacino wearing a THONG on his head? We should ask his granddaughter standing beside him ...
Yay for Matt & Trey! Love my boys I so very wish I could see the play! I saw a youtube clip from the awards show & it definitely had me laughing
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"Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding." - Eric Cartman
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THANK YOU for mentioning this - my jaw dropped at this Seaside Heights boardwalk outfit.
And thank you x2 for the Drop Dead Gorgeous quip! Ha
(Ellen Barkin won - all I could hear was "AMBER, GET MY SMOKES")
Ellen Barkin scares the ever loving shit out of me. I mean it...like she would eat a kid's head off or knife you in a dark alley. And when people are all like "you go with your bad self" about Ellen Barkin, I don't get it, to me that would be like saying "you go with your bad self" about the clown in IT. Kind of the same kind of face and (I imagine) behavior.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Who can actually afford to go see plays anymore? I wanted to get tix to Rock of Ages and the minimum price was $70.00...wtf
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
I thought that was Julianne Hough. They all start to look alike with the surgery. I don't blame Francis for not wanting to play the "do you like my dress" game.
I like Whoopie's Crown-guuuuurrrrrrrrllll!
Frances D. cracks me up. I love it. F-the fashionistas.
thanks Jersey!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 11:33am.
i bet Whoopie's feet stink!
What is Book of Mormon about? Mormons?
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It's about 2 Mormon missionaries who go to Africa - written by the South Park guys.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Yes, Brinkley, we get it already: you look phenomenal for your age or any age, for that matter. Now go and rub your daughter's nose in it.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I'm really curious what the thought process is behind Whoopie's whole ensemble. Because it looks like it was something along the lines of, "I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself...." But I could be wrong.
i bet Whoopie's feet stink!
What is Book of Mormon about? Mormons?
what is Patsy in? I hate Broadway shows!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Patsy Stone looks fab...
I still think little Danny Rad is Ghhhaaay.
I can't wait to go see Book of Mormon. Maybe the prices will come down a bit by my birthday.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Ellen barkin looks frightening. Like they propped her up from her casket for this occassion.
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Douchechill!
Judith Light looks great. (Surprisingly.)