Poor Lindsay Lohan Is Truly Suffering Under House Arrest

June 13, 2011 / Posted by:

While looking like a 40-something morning shift stripper holding court in the club’s alley way with a few of her regulars and her dealer, Lindsay Lohan mourned the loss of her freedom by throwing a rooftop house arrest barbecue at her at-home prison in Venice, CA yesterday afternoon. Run your tin cup along the bars and let out a wail for the suffering of Blohan!

While other criminals get to luxuriate in 1-ct thread sheets and government soap, LiLo has to drink vodka cranberries and climb two whole sets of stairs to her rooftop to give the paps one of her signature OMGICANTBELIEVE nip slips. And when LiLo drops the soap, she doesn’t lift her head to find a butch pussy in front of her. How does she endure? Stay strong, LiLo! You only have 2 more weeks of this inhumane suffering!

And the California Justice System must be one masochistic motherfucker since they obviously love it when LiLo slaps them across the face by doing shit like this.

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