HO PLEASE: Angelina Jolie Goes "SANS FARDS" For Her First Louis Vuitton Ad
Pietro Beccari, the vice president of Louis Vuitton, released this image of St. Angie Jo in their "Core Values" campaign and said that this ad is the truth since she doesn't have any make-up on her face, is wearing her own clothes, is carrying her own 6-year-old bag and posed in Maddox's native country of Cambodia. Yes, Angie is supposed to be SANS FARDS in this mess. Yes, Pietro is pulling all of our dicks with the make-up Angie is not wearing in these ads.
No, no, Pietra is telling the truth. Angie was naturally born with smoky eyelids and she covers them up every day with veiny skin putty so us uglies don't feel bad about ourselves while staring at her organically stunning beauty. That Angie, such a saint in every way. Pietra continued his comedy act by saying this to WWD:
“People are not used to seeing Angelina in this situation. I like the fact that it’s a real moment. This travel message we give through personal journeys is a fundamental one for the brand. This campaign is about a very special person and a very special journey.
The picture was taken on a green marsh in Cambodia's Siem Reap province, where St. Angie remains active in community development.
A real moment? Pietro really knows how to hug me in a blanket of HAHAHAHAs. When Angie's wooden boat docks in the Siem Reap province, she sits there for a second, flexing her perfectly manicured toes while throwing sultry "make-up free" looks at the local orphans who are like, "Stop mugging and adopt me already!"
You can't tell from this picture but Maddox is sitting in that bag while giving Angie a "you ain't fooling anyone with that SANS FARDS shit" side-eye.
Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Photoshop!
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Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 5:16pm.
Of course Saint Angie is au natural.
No make up, hair or nose job required.
Perfectly and naturally beautiful in utility clothes from Salvation Army just looking for orphans stranded along the nile to smuggle in her LV tote
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Don't forget she also farts orchid smelling bubbles, burbs rainbows and likes to skip amongst the flowering zuccinis with Gywn...oh wait...my bad.
Speaking of Brads old flames I'm wondering when Angie will show up in a Melissa Etheridge video - Juliet did it, Gwynnie did it, Jen did it...hmmmm...
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
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Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by twosie on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 5:03pm.
I'm not surprised most of the comments on this site about Angelina are negative. The hags who post here would trade Satan their worthless souls to be naturally beautiful like Angie
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Believe it or not, people can not like her "despite" her looks. Personally, I think she looks haggard, worn out and bony - but that's just me. Potatos, po-tah-tos. My point is, she's supposed to be this "Goodwill Ambassador" for 3rd world countries and here she is shilling for LV making God knows how much money to pose in this ad for a bag that could feed a family for a month. Is she donating the money she gets for this ad to her kids birth country? Doubt it. Now that she doesn't have a movie coming out, where are her "goodwill trips" to third world countries? She's a manipulative, hypocritical cunt.
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
Wow! "Naturally beautiful" Angie (if you're into the "heroin chic look that went out in the 80's" posed for a LV ad for which she was paid major $$$. Never mind the fact that the price of ONE BAG ALONE could probably feed, house and provide medicine for about 10 families. Did she donate the proceeds of her ad to the people of Cambodia...you know, since she's such an Ambassador and all.
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
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Submitted by Anti-Brandgelina on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 12:33am.
Submitted by twosie on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 5:03pm.
'naturally beautiful like Angie.'
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I beg to differ, you delusional JJB loon,
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/angelina-jolie-is-a-plastic-surgery-b...
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*co-sign*
And only God can judge our "worthless" souls, not you.
Bye,Whore.
Submitted by twosie on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 5:03pm.
'naturally beautiful like Angie.'
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I beg to differ, you delusional JJB loon,
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/angelina-jolie-is-a-plastic-surgery-b...
Submitted by twosie on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 5:03pm.
I'm not surprised most of the comments on this site about Angelina are negative. The hags who post here would trade Satan their worthless souls to be naturally beautiful like Angie.
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Umm... the comments are not exactly about her looks ONLY. It's the idea of posing in a poor country with a very expensive item at your side. And are you Christian? Such potty mouth language!
@Andrei - Methinks that twosie is Teri ann from JJ ,going under a psuedonym or it could be that Shirley Phelps-Roper is on dlisted.com
Those grotesque protruding collarbones could double as end tables. She should put lamps on those puppies. OR better yet they should have put the LV bag on her collarbones, it would have made the ad more effective...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
If they really want to embrace Angie's core values they should shoot her in the opium fields of Afghanistan next.
Having Princess Veinage floating face down in the water lilies would have been funnier. Maybe with her bag balanced precariously on her arse - can't forget product placement.
LV have no sense of humour.
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Submitted by twosie on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 5:03pm.
I'm not surprised most of the comments on this site about Angelina are negative. The hags who post here would trade Satan their worthless souls to be naturally beautiful like Angie.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. That's rich!
Of course Saint Angie is au natural.
No make up, hair or nose job required.
Perfectly and naturally beautiful in utility clothes from Salvation Army just looking for orphans stranded along the nile to smuggle in her LV tote.
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'Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now'-BK
I'm not surprised most of the comments on this site about Angelina are negative. The hags who post here would trade Satan their worthless souls to be naturally beautiful like Angie.
Submitted by SnarkAttack on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 3:40pm.
Where are you getting this "SANS FARD" stuff? I don't see any mention of her not wearing makeup.
All the guy said was "I like the fact that it was a real moment."
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WWD link: "She’s barefoot, wearing her own clothes, no makeup and toting her own elegantly weathered monogrammed Alto bag."
Advertising for bags that cost thousands of dollars in a country where people are struggling to eat. Someone smack this senseless ho.
Where are you getting this "SANS FARD" stuff? I don't see any mention of her not wearing makeup.
All the guy said was "I like the fact that it was a real moment."
This is the typical non-statement statement these people get paid to churn out. It's crafted to make you think something else ( Angie's so natural! ) when in reality... it means nothing. Think about it -- if Angie showed up to the photo shoot at all instead of, say, sending a stunt double, it was a "real moment" by definition.
This is the art of advertising -- getting you to believe ( and react ) to something.. that was never said.
Don't react to the hype. This is what Louis Vuitton wants you to do.
why would anyone walk around in a 6,000 dollar handbag in the middle of the jungles of cambodia? Seriously?
I like how Angie Jo says she is not about money at all, yet I bet she got something like 30 million for this campaign.
This world sucks.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I've seen better landscape gouaches at the dollar store.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
It drives me insane that people believe her faux mother Teresa bullshit. I would respect her much more if she were honest. Like own up to the heroin addiction and just say its her life and she can do what she wants. Own up to cheating with Brad.
I do think she has a very pretty face, but her body is emaciated and I have never understood people thinking she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
And the heroin/anorexia has aged her a good 10 years.
This trick is so skinny. I find it hard to conceive of how anyone finds her sexy (pretty face aside) when she's so dried up. And that pic was definitely not taken in Cambodia. Certainly looks like a set.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I am a LV freak, and the thought of this effing home wrecker being paid 10 million for putting her skinny ass in a photo with an LV bag........ Disgust!!!
Snideychick sez:
No lipstick DOES NOT equal sans fards. Baisee vous Louis Vuitton!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 11:22am.
ohhhh wow jeee louis vuitton way to go!!!
FUCK the cost of that one bag would feed an entire orphanage of cambodian kids.
get real LV, having her pose in cambodia is the biggest hypocritical shit ive ever seeing "core values" my ass.
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Co-sign.
It kind of bugs me how stupid they think we are. She has bulging eyes so no eye makeup would have been pretty noticeable.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Well, apparently some people can be fooled ... if you consider the loons people ... here are a few "to be expected" comments from the blind worshippers over at JJ :
"LOL There is no photoshopping needed, she is naturally that beautiful, and from what I read, she is wearing no makeup. always thought angie was even more stunning without it. unlike SOME actress who will go unnamed."
"Wow stunning photo. Angelina Jolie is just naturally effortlessly elegant. Some have it, and others try to fake it. It is all good."
"This is like a beautiful piece of art! Cambodia looks beautiful and what a great way to bring positive attention to that country. Angelina you are inspiring."
"OMG.only ANGELINA JOLIE can look this stunning barefoot , ordinary clothes and no make up.wow, i really love this photo shoot.angie is setting a trend in making this kinf of photo shoot.expect others to follow but they will not look this good. this woman is a goddess.the camrea really loves her."
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Who writes this kind of shit? 14 year old's?
What a coinkinkydink, I look just like that in the morning!!!
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
The expression on her face is SO F'ING FAKE. Do they really think we believe Skeletor floats alone on a flat boat through the jungles of Cambodia contemplating the horrors of the Khmer Rouge? What a stupid self-serving bitch. This will be the end of LV.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 11:15am.
I think women are judged more for their ability to put together a chic outfit than what designer she's wearing.
This is what I am seeing more of from my purse junkie friends. However, if they can find a hand made bag that is nice from a little known designer, that is considered a score. I see a lot of random but nice shit from Italy. Personally, I'll buy my purse from wherever, as long as it appears to be made well (I seem to be hard on them) and is not tacky (like pretty much anything I've seen from Coach within the past 5 years). I am more concerned that it will hold my book, my brush and all of my other shit.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
She's saying, "Hey Cambodia, I can buy your children, I can buy designer bags with money you'll never see in your lifetime, I can buy YOU."
So she has natural black eyelids? She must be rotting or somnething.
I love it. If I were the art director of LV, which I would LOVE to be, I would choose this image. Beautiful. Well-done. Classic. Evocative. Mysterious.
Reminds me of the time we sailed back home to LI from Fire Island one lovely moonlit summer night. We were pretty effed up, and our friend who drove the boat was playing Celtic music and howling at the moon. It was completely ridiculous and magical at the same time.
Do the PR people at LV really think the public is THAT stupid? She's wearing more make-up than most Broadway actors wear during a performance and these pics are Photoshopped within an inch of their life.
No matter how much she is shoved down the public's collect throat, I still do not find her beautiful. She looks more and more like Gollum with each passing year!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 11:22am.
ohhhh wow jeee louis vuitton way to go!!!
FUCK the cost of that one bag would feed an entire orphanage of cambodian kids.
get real LV, having her pose in cambodia is the biggest hypocritical shit ive ever seeing "core values" my ass.
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Thanks loopygorilla for pointing that out.
It's so freaking annoying that we are told to see a real moment of that Junkie.
LOL @ jack getting all lyrical.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
BTW, the mere fact that Jolie doesn't object to this type of truth manipulation proves once more that she's a fake. If she had any sense of female solidarity she would either come forward with the truth or really go sans fards. That's what Mother Theresa would do.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Also, as if the bag wasn't bad enough, these ads are essentially boring. Who really cares about LV? It just makes people ignore the ad and not even really think about Cambodia. Does more harm than good.
LV, I think we've seen your core values before: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Simpleliving_lg.jpg
A lovely woman, enveloped in style and grace... the royals bow to her, the peasants weep alone.
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This looks like an L.L. Bean ad if you take away the bag which is the only thing that doesn't make any sense in the picture.
And we've all seen Angelina sans fards and she looks like the crypt keeper so I don't know why they think they are fooling anyone...
What are the odds? I was born with heavy smokey eyes too!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Since when does she wear anything other than black? That's a dead give away that those are NOT her clothes. Either that or she pulled clothing from Brad's closet instead of her own. He loves that boring beige shit color.
As for the make up... Please stop with the bullshit. She has eye make up on and I can guarantee that she has some sort of cover up on to smooth out her face. Also looks like she darkened her hair for this photo shoot.
And why is it that you can barely see the bag in this photo?! Wasnt that the purpose of the ad?
Since when does she wear anything other than black? That's a dead give away that those are NOT her clothes. Either that or she pulled clothing from Brad's closet instead of her own. He loves that boring beige shit color.
As for the make up... Please stop with the bullshit. She has eye make up on and I can guarantee that she has some sort of cover up on to smooth out her face. Also looks like she darkened her hair for this photo shoot.
And why is it that you can barely see the bag in this photo?! Wasnt that the purpose of the ad?
AND just who the fuck is going to go out and buy a $10,000 bag to support "LV Core Values"?
Monumental truckload of fail up in here.
Submitted by Zedrie on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 11:17am.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 10:32am.
There's something obscene in posing with a luxury bag in a nation that's known for its poverty.
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Yes, grossly obscene.
It's also very very insulting to Cambodians.
Andrei, yeah it's pretty cool! ma is going over in the fall to teach a class in her school! she's stoked and we are all proud of sis!
ohhhh wow jeee louis vuitton way to go!!!
FUCK the cost of that one bag would feed an entire orphanage of cambodian kids.
get real LV, having her pose in cambodia is the biggest hypocritical shit ive ever seeing "core values" my ass.
the only positive thing from this, it didnt take long to get that bag to the photoshoot, because the LV sweatshop that bag was made at, is just on the other side of the river.
EastEndGirl - Great! That's the stuff I like to hear about. None of this designer label shit. If Jolie really does do community work in that country, I think she should bring that to the front, instead. She has millions now and doesn't need a brand to set off this kind of work. Besides, how much is our money worth compared to Cambodia's? There always the possibility that her $20 could be like $100 there. Just saying.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 10:32am.
There's something obscene in posing with a luxury bag in a nation that's known for its poverty.
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Yes, grossly obscene.
"Core Values Campaign"? WTF do $500 purses have to do with Core Values? Did the ad company mix LV up with Honey Nut Cheerios or some shit?
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thats not Cambodia. its the Universal Studios lot, where they shot Jaws.
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