HO PLEASE: Angelina Jolie Goes “SANS FARDS” For Her First Louis Vuitton Ad

Pietro Beccari, the vice president of Louis Vuitton, released this image of St. Angie Jo in their “Core Values” campaign and said that this ad is the truth since she doesn’t have any make-up on her face, is wearing her own clothes, is carrying her own 6-year-old bag and posed in Maddox’s native country of Cambodia. Yes, Angie is supposed to be SANS FARDS in this mess. Yes, Pietro is pulling all of our dicks with the make-up Angie is not wearing in these ads.

No, no, Pietra is telling the truth. Angie was naturally born with smoky eyelids and she covers them up every day with veiny skin putty so us uglies don’t feel bad about ourselves while staring at her organically stunning beauty. That Angie, such a saint in every way. Pietra continued his comedy act by saying this to WWD:

“People are not used to seeing Angelina in this situation. I like the fact that it’s a real moment. This travel message we give through personal journeys is a fundamental one for the brand. This campaign is about a very special person and a very special journey.

The picture was taken on a green marsh in Cambodia’s Siem Reap province, where St. Angie remains active in community development.

A real moment? Pietro really knows how to hug me in a blanket of HAHAHAHAs. When Angie’s wooden boat docks in the Siem Reap province, she sits there for a second, flexing her perfectly manicured toes while throwing sultry “make-up free” looks at the local orphans who are like, “Stop mugging and adopt me already!”

You can’t tell from this picture but Maddox is sitting in that bag while giving Angie a “you ain’t fooling anyone with that SANS FARDS shit” side-eye.

Maybe she’s born with it? Maybe it’s Photoshop!