Tuesday, June 14th 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 13th!
Snooks, you are doing it wrong:
1.) You need a bridge
2.) You need a couple of riddles and you cannot have a back-up dummie. Trolls stand alone.
and
3.)Satyrs are half goats, not trolls. But they did say that they were coming for those damn boots. - urmomma
Runners-up:
A harrowing look into the future for Selena Gomez if she doesn't flush out that Beiber Junior growing inside of her. - stephbee
Demanding a decent picture be taken confirming its existence, sasquatch has kidnapped a keebler elf as hostage. - MATTATOMIC
via Wenn.com
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:55am.
ATTENTION: BIG GAY PROM PHOTOS!!
The link! The link!
Love,
Mabel
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{{{loves Mabel back}}}
good job hos.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Congrats furry hookers and especially to urmomma on her Special day!
*chanting as always*
YAY PERKY!!!!
I was like-
*taps microphone*
Is this thing on?
*chanting as always*
LMAO urmomma and alll the winners!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Right on winners!!! urmomma, frickin LOL!
LOL @ urmomma.
*high-fives Stephbee and MATTATOMIC*
Yay!
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
Congrats to all!!
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
congrats, urmomma!!... why does that sound insulting?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
"Funny how the Gene Wilder doll never got popular..."
DYING!! Gene Wilder Doll!! Wooooo Verrrrrn, ya killin me!
This little Snooki go "SMOOSH,SMOOSH!"
Danny de Vito shows the paps his latest inflatable purchase: Meet Hooki, from the Jersey Whore collection
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
MEH, on the Max and Christina Aguilera posts.
Aw, Snooki's just letting us know that she found a top-hatted gent who has a smaller penis than The Situation.
In her own way, Whore-a The Explorer was every bit as famous as her little sister.
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Rod & The Faces Maybe I'm Amazed
Snooki Fator brings her one woman show, "I Have My Hand Up Its Ass" to an Italian street corner. Next stop, Vegas.
I'm happy that Kanye and Amber Rose got back together, I'm just not used to seeing her wear so many clothes.
*chanting as always*
Before his parents would let him get a puppeh, Bronx Mowwgli had to learn to train a Snooki first.
*chanting as always*
Funny how the Gene Wilder doll never got popular, but, those fucking boots did.
*chanting as always*
Prosecutors in the casey anthony case show evidence of her trying to give her daughter away days before she went missing.
When you use Nair, don't forget the ankles.
David Spade guest starred on Jersey Shore?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The Guido's mating ritual.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
When faced with another DUI arrest Snooki shouted STAND BACK or the MUPPET GETS IT!
Snooki's guest appearance on Teen Mom
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
demanding a decent picture be taken confirming its existence, sasquatch has kidnapped a keebler elf as hostage.
The Latest Shocking Celebrity Couple: Snooki and Spencer Pratt
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♫I used to be a swinger, until Snowy wrapped me 'round her finger, just like a Yo-Yo...♫
Damn, that's a big baby! The delivery must have been almost as painful as the (possible?) baby-Daddy's delivery at the Trump roast!
"ATTENTION EVERYONE!I am NOT the shortest bitch in the world. Look at this midget I'm holding! SEE! SEE! Now stop with the midget porn jokes!"
Instead of holding a Harpo Marx doll, the world would better appreciate it if she kept her mouth shut.
Miss Piggy (pictured above with megaphone) has finally revealed her daughter, Miss Unexpected Situation, to the media, and we must say her resemblance to her mother is amazing!
Attention KMart shoppers: We've got a blue light special on Chilean Guidos Aisle 6!
It's hard to tell who's the bigger dummy here.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
"It's all been a LIE!!!! My whole life is one giant lie!!!!" Angelina Jolie screamed into the megaphone... Then the photoshop people and the CAA men in black swooped down and took her away.
After hours outside the free clinic in Florence, Snooki lets her demands be heard: either open up so she can refill her Valtrex, or Pauly D gets it.
The locals were too polite to tell her that a) she was wasted b) she was holding a dressed up teddy bear and c) she was outside a mini storage facility.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
Will.i.am's profits shot through the roof once he replaced apl.de.ap, Taboo, and Fergie with a megaphone, a puppet, and a pair of furry boots.
An intoxicated Christina Uglyara trys to convince the media yet again what a wonderful mom and fashion icon she truly is! = FAIL
Slash used to be a blondie?!
Somewhere, Britney is scratching herself and crawling around in her closet, looking for her favorite boots, and, oh yeah, almost forgot, Jayden James.
I think even the most ardent, hateful Teabaggers would agree that a reproducing Snooki is a valid argument for abortion.
What's so strange about this? I think Snooki is the logical choice to take on the pupeteering for Miss Piggy.
Snooki had to announce it to the world now that she's finally found a dummy to hook up with in Italy.
Having broken up with boyfriend of eight months, Jionni LaValle, Snooki announces she's only dating real dummies from now on.
.... Got Chinchilla?
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...."Where are you getting this shit? It sounds like something I might have said when I was, like, 15. The bitches in high school were bitches because I was pretty."--January Jones.
Despite what you think, this is not a picture of Snooki..... It's the secret love child of Khloe Kartrashian and Bogfoot (typo and it stays) who someohow managed to escape her enclosure.
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She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
~Oscar Wilde
Snooki, start the reactor. Free Mars!
FREE THE PICKLES!
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
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"Oh yes. DListed: the klassy destination for thoughtful le
Florence, Italy: Once he recovered from his hangover and found out who last night's hookup was, Pinocchio takes the drastic decision to become a puppet again to avoid public humiliation.
Lily Allen is so happy to be married, she and her new spouse trumpet the news in the streets via megaphone.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997