Which aging royal was recently totally transfixed by Jennifer Aniston’s cleavage as she dined with Justin Theroux at the Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar? He was sitting with a group at a nearby table and so obviously staring at Aniston’s breasts that other diners worried he would spill his soup. Aniston, meanwhile, stayed totally focused on her date. (Page Six)
Yes, it’s true he was staring at Jennifer Aniston’s chichis but it wasn’t what you think! Jennifer’s Nana the Monkey Beanie Baby gets lonely at home without her, so she stuffs it in cleavage and brings it with her to dates. Dude is obviously an avid BB collector and wanted to get on that.
My first guess was Zsa Zsa’s husband Prince Von A-hole, but he’s about as royal my asshole. According to a Google search, the only royal that visited California recently was Prince Henrik of Denmark so I’ll go with him.
Which hot young actor has a collection of naked photos in his iPhone that he accepts from adoring fans? What the ladies don’t know is that he sends a roster of the hottest shots to all of his pals every week. (Page Six)
I’d say Kellan Lutz but I have a feeling that the only naked pictures he has on his iPhone are of Kellan Lutz.
This B list television actress trying to break into film can’t pay her bills or her mortgage and has been sleeping with ‘fans’ for money. She can never get ahead of her bills, but perhaps her drug habit has something to do with it. Sad. (BuzzFoto)
I have no idea, but I’ve been taught that when your brain goes black while thinking of the answer to a blind item, guess Katherine Heigl or John Travolta and you can’t go wrong.
Which pop star whose shtick is acting skanky really is? (In fact, sources swear she smells like a kettle of rotten fish.) (La Daily Musto)
Well, Ke$ha looks like she smells like a dirty tampon wrapped in an old diaper baking under the August sun on an outdoor subway platform, so she actually smells better than I thought.