Afternoon Crumbs
Oh, look at what the knitting circle in your nightmares has come up with – Hollywood Rag
Cameron Diaz looks like a glistening frog candle in smart casual business attire at the Bad Teacher photo call in Spain – Lainey Gossip
Having phone sex with Kim Kardashian would be like having phone sex with an out-of-breath slutty baby. So what I’m saying is, have a seat over there, Bret Lockett – The Superficial
Kids say the darnedest things about Lady Caca – Towleroad
Aubrey O’Day is looking more and more like Alan O’Day in lazy drag – Hollywood Tuna
Somebody needs to introduce Taylor Momsen to Weston Cage (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Lock up your barely legal daughters with daddy issues, because Wilmever Valderrama is back out on the prowl – Celebitchy
SEALed with a kiss – The Daily What
Chad Michael Murray or the semi-hot junkie outside of the methadone clinic on Bowery who called me a cock sucking nancy boy once? – Just Jared
Shiloh and Brad Pitt must share a barber – Popsugar
Emma Watson in Vogue Magazine – Popoholic
Jennifer Aniston and her men in Marie Claire! (Sadly, this isn’t a photo shoot with her vast collection of boyfriend pillows.) – ICYDK
Bill Maher and Jane Lynch should take their Weiner-reading act on the road – OMG Blog
Hand me my double-edged shank… – The Berry
Panty Creamer of the Day: Mia Michaels – SOW
How to microwave your food – Videogum
Why do my eyes feel like that school wall after looking at this picture of Tori Spelling? – I’m Not Obsessed
Worst sprinkler ever – Cityrag