Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 12, 2011 / Posted by:

The Happy Hot Dog Man (not to be confused with the nickname John Travolta gives all his sauna peens)!

Personally, I’m a classic bitch who prefers all his wieners as they come, but you might get a little extra tingle on your tongue if yours had processed meat tentacles, so maybe the Happy Hot Dog Man is just for you! It’s also just for you if you don’t own a knife and have the time to make little Happy Hot Dog Man clothes out of cheese, crescent roll dough and pineapple slices! Why eat a meat peen when you can eat an entire meat man?!

That being said….

Something tells me that the ER is about to see a huge increase in butchered peen cases. This mess looks like a craft tool designed by Lorena Bobbitt. Note to drunks who are looking at this and getting ideas, nothing will turn your penis into a Sad Bloody Dog Man faster than this shit.

But I’m not going to lie. The Ketchup Critter looks like it would be fun to cum out of!

(Thanks Rachel & Ken)

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