Now THIS Is What You Wear To A Wedding

June 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Some hos at Lily Allen’s wedding might’ve had their eyes glued on her growing bambino bundle (aka phrase candidate #4 for a “baby bump” replacement) but I’d like to think that most retinas were bouncing along on the pressed chichis of her older sister Sarah Owen.

Sarah isn’t exactly sashaying on the top levels of sophistication and grace like the beauties from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, but she’s almost there. Looking like you’re smuggling a pair of nose-bumping newborns in your dress is definitely the right step.

Sarah displaying exploding titties at her sister’s wedding shouldn’t come as a surprise, though, since any trick with the same name as a Models Inc. character naturally knows what elegant style truly is!

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