Saturday, June 11th 2011
Now THIS Is What You Wear To A Wedding
Some hos at Lily Allen's wedding might've had their eyes glued on her growing bambino bundle (aka phrase candidate #4 for a "baby bump" replacement) but I'd like to think that most retinas were bouncing along on the pressed chichis of her older sister Sarah Owen.
Sarah isn't exactly sashaying on the top levels of sophistication and grace like the beauties from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, but she's almost there. Looking like you're smuggling a pair of nose-bumping newborns in your dress is definitely the right step.
Sarah displaying exploding titties at her sister's wedding shouldn't come as a surprise, though, since any trick with the same name as a Models Inc. character naturally knows what elegant style truly is!
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 8:16pm.
Spoken like a woman. :) I like lots of eyeshadow. Like THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2gdbQpESNY
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 6:53pm.
I'm conflicted: on the one hand, she could be pretty if she got those boobs and teefs under control. And the fly-away split ends. On the other hand, very tacky to show off on your sis's big day. And they own a fancy boutique, so she should look perfect and doesn't.
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Actually, the first thing I noticed about her is that she is wearing Taylor Momsen levels of eyeliner. The second thing I spotted was that those bangs may be hiding an EYEBROW SITUATION!!!! The bewbs were a distant third.
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 6:49pm.
That pic from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding looks way more disturbing than anything you'd see on Toddlers and Tiaras.
I'm conflicted: on the one hand, she could be pretty if she got those boobs and teefs under control. And the fly-away split ends. On the other hand, very tacky to show off on your sis's big day. And they own a fancy boutique, so she should look perfect and doesn't.
That pic from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding looks way more disturbing than anything you'd see on Toddlers and Tiaras. fucking gross.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Joining the cast of Geordie Shore in 3..2...
Her teeth look f'ed up.
That's some Hookers at the Point shit going on with this trick.
"Submitted by skabazzle on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:37pm.
Nice way to attract all the attention away from your sister, the bride! Was she pissed about not being a bridesmaid so she wore the chi-chi dress to upstage Lily? Gotta love passive-aggressive sibling rivalry."
Speaking as someone who has been snubbed by her sister on special occasions, the best way to handle this type of thing is to ignore/grin/bear it. But it ain't easy.
I hate everything associated with big fat gypsy anything. I have nothing but horror and disgust for them.
Those boobies look super restricted and mashed. The cop should do something about that.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
The cop is hot.
I wonder what this trick looked like later on at the reception, after she removed that cardigan and got her drank on. She probably caught the bride's bouquet with her mustache.
Ugly lady ugly outfit.
Okay, Sarah, we're looking at YOU on your sister's wedding day. So, what's next? Perhaps this at the baby's christening:
http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/celebrity-pictures/389484d1302022058-....
This is either some sort of a dickie or the exact opposite of a dickie.
Pretty eyes, but I am super distracted by the mustache...
LMAO at cop in last pic! That dress is hot!
well from what I see of these comments I am a DEFINITE bitch for showing up to a wedding in the same outfit!!!!
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She'd be beautiful if it weren't for those TEEEEFF! Again, I am puzzled by the lack of dental care in these upper crust folks. You have the money, go get your teefs fixed!
(My SIL is married to a very very wealthy guy and she has like one dead brownish toof on the side and the rest are generally yellowish and dull. If I had her money, I'd DEFinitely get that shit looked at and whitened. This girl spends a small fortune on her appearance but overlooks her teefs. I think straight white teeth are a signifier of prosperity and can't imagine why someone with a designer wardrobe would overlook such an important detail. Rant over.)
i can't imagine looking in the mirror at this and thinking, "oh yeah, this is what i'm going to wear!"
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Amnesty International
Shine a Light
I want her hair!
Is that venom or semen on the floor?
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Very economic bitchery - she manages to upstage the bride and take a swipe at Lily's limited boobage.
The lipless one is a professional.
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Ita w. La chaylo!
And this girl is gorgeous..but I think she could have given the girls a day off. Christ.
Epic quad-boob.
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"A few months ago, at a party in Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson did a pretty spot-on imitation of me. She wrapped a bandage around her boobs and tumbled down a flight of stairs with a bottle of Jack Daniels in her hands -Clove
Stork sack is by far the best baby bump replacement name
Holy shit! The shoes, the dress, the hair, the teeth, the 'stache, my eyes don't know where the hell to rest!
The last thing this broad should be doing is trying to draw attention to herself =O
The blonde woman in pics 3-5 is Lily and Sarah's mum Alison Owen.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:06pm.
That dress reminds me that I should schedule my annual mammogram soon.
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Ha! It's also reminding me that I need a new bra.
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Aw I like Sarah. She usually has spot on taste. Plus you got to feel for a girl who puts up with the egotistical monster that is Lily Allen (see rags to riches). Bitch puts her down at every moment.
She has outdone Pippa in the sister of the bride department.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Jeez Louise. This makes GagMe's upstaging of her sister's graduation look like an accident. What a hateful fuckatrix this whore is. >:^P
That dress reminds me that I should schedule my annual mammogram soon.
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Doesn't she look entirely too pleased with herself!
HUSSY!
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"I do not claim to be a literary critic, but I know dirt when I smell it, and here is dirt in heaps — festering, putrid heaps which smell to high Heaven"
Submitted by Vermithrax on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:51pm.
Cracked-out Margot Kidder flashback.
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Oh, haha, and I'd been trying to figure out who this trick looks like.
Her lips are as thin as a cat's.
We're focusing on the wrong ho here. The glamorous angel in thumb 5 next to Sarah is breathtaking!
Those gams showcasing the yellow pumps with gold platforms - exquisite!
Just because she wasn't blessed in the cute face department like her sis doesn't mean she should upstage her wedding like that, how rude.
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You only wear a dress like this to your sister's wedding if you absolutely, positively despise her. Beyond tacky...and her eyeliner makes her eyes look far too small.
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"Even the Duchess of Alba's breasts are sitting down and taking a nap, because they know they got this!" MK, 1/4/11
Cracked-out Margot Kidder flashback.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
That top must be from the CoCo collection. Hideous. She also look to have a stellar set of teeth(sarcasm).
Nice way to attract all the attention away from your sister, the bride! Was she pissed about not being a bridesmaid so she wore the chi-chi dress to upstage Lily? Gotta love passive-aggressive sibling rivalry.
LOVE the cop in the background!!
Nice mustache - I think George Clooney has found his next potential gf.
She's pretty for a meth face.
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Pretty assholish to wear a titty top to your sister's WEDDING.
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she got a lopsided ass busting out of her top AND a 5 o'clock shadow mustache. fuck sakes woman.
Submitted by catwoman on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 1:43pm.
Urgh. I didn't even notice at first, but now that you've mentioned it that's all I can see. She needs to cut that damn hair off, at least half of it.
Is this the sister she started a clothing line with?
Submitted by El Bastardo
I know! Ugly mofos. Inbred? I think they are all expert banjo players sheeeeeeeeeet y'all!
oh my god, if your in UK and you hear the banjos. RUN!!
Submitted by nclgemini on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 1:51pm.
dude. did they all believe in inbreeding back in the day? because they all look half retarded! I'm not trying to be mean, just understand how weird they look. but i suppose the entire world thinks things like that about americans.
I know! Ugly mofos. Inbred? I think they are all expert banjo players sheeeeeeeeeet y'all!
dude. did they all believe in inbreeding back in the day? because they all look half retarded! I'm not trying to be mean, just understand how weird they look. but i suppose the entire world thinks things like that about americans.