Lily Allen Is Married And Possibly Pregnant (UPDATE)
Wearing an adult-sized christening dress and the veil everybody's great grandma wore in her wedding picture, Lily Allen married her serious business man boyfriend Sam Cooper at St. James Church in Gloucestershire, England today. The Daily Mail says that Sam also told their wedding guests that they can quit throwing ultrasonic side-eyes at her outer womb area, because Lily is pregnant. So now you know why she's wearing a gunny sacks maternity gown.
One of Lily and Sam's fat mouthed friends told the Daily Mail afterward, "There were tears all around. This is the happiest day of Lily and Sam's lives and they are so in love. This is the icing on the wedding cake!"
Lily's rep only confirmed that she's now a married woman, but zipped their shit shut on the rumor that she's got a case of the babies. The reason for that is obviously because Lily barely had a miscarriage back in November. So it feels a little weird discussing her current uterus situation, but I'm just the messenger! Don't shoot me! Actually, if you insist on shooting me use a paint ball gun and aim for the nipple. That's happened to me before and it oddly did things to me I wasn't expecting.
UPDATE: Lily's spokeswhore confirms that she's officially been diagnosed with a case of the babies.
Here's a few more of Lily looking pretty in her lace ear muffs.
You have to have no fucking heart at all to wish another stillbirth on a person.
I can't remember how long it's been since she lost her baby, but I hope she allowed her body enough time to recover to carry this pregnancy.
You need a year.
"Submitted by LadyCaca on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 8:08pm"…..
And I don't like her either dear but Im obviously not the cunt that you are…..
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I never liked Lily Allen.She is ugly...especially around the eye area. Maybe all her drinking, drugging, and smoking is leading to these miscarriages. She loves flashing her tits. She must have sex all the time. Then everytime her partner/boyfriend/ husband at the time shoots his mayo in her, she probably stands on her head, and says, "I hope this takes."
Oh wait...that's 6 million pounds which is about 10 million dollars.
I heard that Lily Allen is worth about 6 million...I don't know how but she seems really happy and I guess I'm happy for her. I hope the pregnancy works out OK too.
This as opposed to Lindsay Lohan who is still under house arrest has no job except maybe whoring herself out on Live Jasmin to make a few bucks!
Love Lily, and I really hope that she has a successful pregnancy and delivery. She's had too many miscarriages, and has been very vocal about wanting to be a mom. I wish them the best.
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The last time
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No snark from me...she looks cute.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
The veil is very reminiscent of 1920s bridal attire. I think it suits the dress well. The dress itself looks empire-waisted for the bun-bearing oven. I hope they figured out whatever was causing her to lose babies and she hangs on to this one.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Don't wish that someone miscarries, that is cruel. Also, don't make someone watch "The Tourist." That is absolutely barbaric and deserves the Hague Convention on their ass.
I love Lily. Nothing but good thoughts for her with this pregnancy. What she and her new husband went through last year was horrific and could have broken up many couples so the fact that they are still together and now married says alot.
Her choice of wedding dress is weeeird, but she looks adorable. Also..she's getting married in a church, don't churches have graveyards around them in the US?
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I bet she tried to keep it a secret mainly so she could sell the photos. It's not like her career has been built around a desire for anonymity or privacy: she was flashin' her boobs in a Roman fountain not long ago and tweets about err'thing.
''Submitted by LadyCaca on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 6:13pm.
She's going to have another miscarriage or stillbirth.''
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Why don't you fucking well be quiet?
Lily Allen might be a 'raging bitch' but for her or anyone to go through 2 second trimester miscarriages is fucking heartbreaking so how about projecting some good thoughts for her that she does carry this baby to term or if you cant do that then STFU...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I guess someone needs to smack me since I love the dress especially the veil o.O
She looks very pretty. I wish her nothing but happiness and if she is pregnant, I hope she uneventfully delivers a healthy baby.
See? I can BE nice.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Lily Allen is ALWAYS pregnant and engaged. This time she's pregnant and wed, I guess that's a change. Some kind of tweet or comment about her invasion of privacy laced with some expletives will not change though, I'm sure that one is coming.
Some comments about her miscarriage (lady caca's a prime example) are really below dlisted's normal standard of comments. Really.. It's sickening and not clever snarking.
Uhhh I thought it was already confirmed she was pregnant???? Oh wait...is she the one that had the miscarriage? I can't remember what has happened to what celebrity these days.
Her veil looks like something Princess Leia would wear. *LOL*
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One minute you're crying on their shoulders, the next minute you're using your tears as lube to ride that shit and fuck the hurt away.- The Brilliant MichaelK- 3/10/11
Oh, yeah. This marriage will last. Please.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 6:59pm.
She'll be divorced in 6 months. Lily is a raging CUNT.
haaaaaaaaaaaa. I'd give it a bit longer, but same outcome. Maybe he's a milquetoast?
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"The Frogs and Americans here look awful, exactly like pigs, with tiny pig's eyes. I have just caught a sobering glimpse of my own reflection, and so, alas, do I. Circe has done a thorough job." (Patrick Leigh Fermor)
I like the dress. Veil's a little kooky but it suits her. I wouldn't wear it myself but guess I've gotten tired of all the white column dresses or the fluffy ballerina dresses that brides wear nowadays--all of it looks the same and boring as fuck. This one is ugly but has an old fashioned and very British/Victorian vibe.
Also hope this pregnancy does NOT end in some horrible miscarriage.
Big shout outs to Lily and little Lilly and new hubs. Awww!
She'll be divorced in 6 months. Lily is a raging CUNT.
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"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
The Queen Mother wore something like this, which is why I probably hate it.
All that lace. UGH
Heidi Handles on the side of her head.
Jesus. Who is styling this mess? Johnny Weir?
All she was lacking was one of those flowered tiaras, some Brit earth mother would wear.
Unless it's a Queenly diamond tiara, why bother?
Which takes me to my gripe with Kate's wedding attire, was her tiara. The one Kate wore for the wedding was so disappointing.
So small. So puny.
Like a starter little princess one.
Nothing royal like Diana's when she came back from down the aisle.
The dress could have used a little razzle dazzle.
The Firm must be frightened about getting the boot, so they're taking the
"We Are Commoners Too" PR campaign,
right to the limit.
A grand tiara, please, Kate!!!!
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Catwoman> I feel the same way! I don't think that makes us cunts!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 12:14pm.
Isn't it ironic to wear white to your wedding when you're pregnant? :)))
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*I* tastefully wore a cream ensemble. ;D
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She's going to have another miscarriage or stillbirth.
I wish them both luck and love and hope she can carry this bebe to term.
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"If that quote was a Billy Idol song, it would be called LIES WITHOUT A FACE!"
I'm happy for her, go Lily!
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
I can't hate, she's been wanting a baby for so long and having so little luck... a miscarriage is a horrible thing to go through, let alone 2 or 3, like it's Lily's case. Here's hoping that she finally finds happiness, and here's hoping that the 'it's probably for the best' crowd shuts the fuck up now that she's married. Because married women are more worthy of having kids than single women, right?
Remember when she was drunk on stage with Elton John and he told her: "I still could snort you under the table."
Imo they don't match at all. I wonder why this rebell person is with that old dude.... Anyway, if they love each other: All the best to them!
Very sad about her miscarriage, etc. Wouldn't wish that on anyone EVER! But I hate this nasty, foul mouthed, spiteful bitch. She has trashed so many people but she can't take it when someone trashes her.
And she looks ridiculous with that ear-muffy veil.
Whats the use of congratulating her when she'll be getting divorced in about 3-5 years from now?
Two miscarriages so I really hope the press lays off her ..and I hope this one if its true makes it. She looks so much better than she ever has too. Not getting douche vibes from her husband he looks pretty normal.
Dress isn't by Chanel, it is by French bridal designer Delphine Manivet.
According to other blogs, she wore Chanel to the reception.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 12:26pm.
I don't know why it is women want to keep their pregnancies a secret in case there is a miscarriage. There's no shame in it...
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I asked a friend who had two mc about that once and she basically said it's not the shame at all, but it's like slow torture. The first two times she rushed out and told a bunch of people, friends, family, coworkers, acquaintances, and then for a year after the mc, she had to keep saying what happened over and over and over. You know,like running into a casual friend 6 months after telling her you're pregnant and she's like how's the baby? I could see that being painful. So with her third child she kept it between close family until the baby was born.
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"A few months ago, at a party in Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson did a pretty spot-on imitation of me. She wrapped a bandage around her boobs and tumbled down a flight of stairs with a bottle of Jack Daniels in her hands -Clove
That dude looks older than 32. Her mom was in a long relationship with Harry Enfield, who attended the wedding and would undoubtedly be fun at the reception. I give it five years and many dish-throwing rows at home.
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"It was windy, rainy and wild at first, but all of a sudden, today, not a cloud in the sky and masses of blackbirds as if someone had rashly opened a pie." (Patrick Leigh Fermor)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:13pm.
The dress is Chanel and the lace is exquisite. She was involved just a couple of weeks in a really nasty public slanging match with a British journalist. They were firing off salvos on Twitter. You don't want to be on the wrong side of Lily. Don't let that innocent smile fool you. She will cut you, my friend.
She looks very pretty, here though. I hope she has a healthy baby.
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I've never liked Lily Allen, she seems like a cunt. I just don't like her. I don't like Perez Hilton either, but I thought it was funny a few years ago when he'd rip her apart every chance he got. To the point she kind of was hoping at some point he would stop. Lmao! So I guess that applies for everyone, except for a pissy fat queen.
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That's a lot of lace, my grandmother would have loved it. Also, did she get married in a cemetery?
This is the mess Karl designed for her?!?! Man he must hate her cause it's FUG.
"Serious business man boyfriend"? Isn't he a builder? Or it used to be builder then people started calling him a painter and then he was being called a "decorator"... I don't think anyone knows what he does for a living.
The dress is Chanel and the lace is exquisite. She was involved just a couple of weeks in a really nasty public slanging match with a British journalist. They were firing off salvos on Twitter. You don't want to be on the wrong side of Lily. Don't let that innocent smile fool you. She will cut you, my friend.
She looks very pretty, here though. I hope she has a healthy baby.
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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I find it odd that Lily was portrayed in the media as a bit of a livewire and then she marries this seemingly uptight looking guy. I guess most of us mature at some point. I don't know the current status of her career, but, if it is still somewhat alive I don't think domestic life will appeal to her. Still though I wish her the best in life and impending motherhood.
I like her and her music. Hope everything's happy and all that.
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Aw, I really hope she has a safe and healthy pregnancy. That story before about her miscarriage was absolutely terrible. She prob won't confirm the news until after the baby is born (Godwilling)
My gosh...look at that boring looking piece of lump she just married! Is she sure she isn't just marrying him cause he could possibly be her sugar daddy? And if she is pregnant, I really hope she has better luck this time around...she did already have two miscarriages and I bet that's a very depressing thing for her. Anyways, on a side note it seems like a lot of people are getting married today! My one friend of a friend is getting married and so is my Supervisor's sister in law. And then one of my so-called cousins and another person I know of from another person are getting married next weekend. GOT DAMN! I guess June really is wedding month. Is a good month for that though.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
I hope she has a healthy baby.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:01pm.
Like a whore/Slut? Slore?
I don't mean that. I mean one of those girls who always have to have a guy, always rush into a new relationship, always think this guy is The One.
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Neurotic with emotional attachement issues slut/whore slore???
Joking aside, I had a friend like that. Not two weeks after she broke up with someone she claimed she was in love with, she was in another relationship. I never understood that. It's like they need another person to get over the previous one. It's the whole rebound thing. Just an endless cycle of fuckery because they don't feel they are strong enough to get over it with time and having a life outside of finding someone else. It's not fair to the other person involved.
I know a few dudes like that to.
I don't understand that way of thinking. If I break up with someone, the last thing on my mind is getting involved with someone else. Fuck that.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:01pm.
Like a whore/Slut? Slore?
I don't mean that. I mean one of those girls who always have to have a guy, always rush into a new relationship, always think this guy is The One.
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"It was windy, rainy and wild at first, but all of a sudden, today, not a cloud in the sky and masses of blackbirds as if someone had rashly opened a pie." (Patrick Leigh Fermor)
Dude stole Ricky Gervais doo!