Jeanne Bice Has Passed Away

Anybody who has come home drunk off their ass and entertained themselves by putting a plate of gravy fries on their lap and QVC in front of their eyes know exactly who the basic cable treasure Jeanne Bice of the Quacker Factory is. Jeanne was a treasured gem wrapped in ridiculous wrapped in sequins that was available for just 3 easy payments of LOL.

In news that will make Joel McHale softly weep into his beaded Jesus Rules sweatshirt, former Hot Slut and QVC star Jeanne Bice floated off to the shopping channel in the sky yesterday. Mourn by covering your foreheads in a bedazzled tube of stuffed fabric you call a headband.

Here’s a piece of the sad message that was left on the Quacker Factory’s website about the passing of Jeanne:

July 20, 1939-June 10, 2011
A Life of Love

Jeanne Bice loved life. From her childhood in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin-taking care of her baby brother Dick, all through her married years to her adoring Butch in Ripon, Wisconsin, raising her beloved Tim and Lee, Jeanne was surrounded by love. Everyone loved to be at Jeanne’s house. That’s where the party was-everyday.

In the Rubber Duck Principle, Jeanne wrote this about Angels:

‘Sometimes we feel that we are all alone, as life brings us challenges to overcome and hardships to bear. But when we least expect it, help can appear. It may be a kind word from a stranger or a phone call at just the right time, and suddenly we are surrounded by the loving grace of God. Miracles happen everyday because angels are everywhere.’

Today, June 10, 2011, Jeanne joined the Angels who will make miracles happen forever.

God Bless Jeanne Bice. May she rest in Peace.

Rest in peace, Jeanne. You are now quacking with the angels up in heaven who will always call you BJ:

And where the angels only wear papaya and butterflies pajamas:

Thank you for entertaining us drunks with your HOT PICKS, priceless clothes and hilariously ridiculous banter for years, Jeanne!

(Thanks Kathy)