Duchess Kate Finally Wears A Hat I Can Get Behind (And Eat From)

June 11, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Prince Hot Ginge, Prince William, Duchess Kate, Prince Philip and Camilla all gathered together to celebrate Queen Elizabeth: The Sequel’s official birthday (which technically is in April) by doing what they do best: smiling and waving while riding in a carriage.

The professional waver and smilers rode through Central London today before they ended up on a balcony where they continued to wave and smile as their subjects. They also busted into a pose that was just begging for a Fergie-loving pigeon to drop a shit bomb on their perfect layer of gleaming white Chiclets. Damn you, pigeons! You disappoint us all.

But someone that didn’t disappoint, FOR ONCE, was Kate Middleton. Kate wore a bowl hat on her head that is perfect for carrying condoms, a litter of orphan kittens, bountiful amounts of fruit and couples’ keys at a key party. Kate definitely had the hat of the day, but Prince Philip’s bear dick hat and Prince Hot Ginge’s Troop Beverly Hills beret were a close second and third.

Tags: Kate Middleton, Naomi Campbell, Prince Hot Ginge, Prince William, Royals

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