Tracy Morgan Will Not Be The Grand Marshal Of A Gay Pride Parade Anytime Soon

June 10, 2011 / Posted by:

In this post, the role of me will be played by Brian Fellow and the role of Tracy Morgan will be played by a winking mink. Because we all know a winking mink is sneaky, can’t be trusted and is a master at insulting you.

Last Saturday, Kevin Rogers went to one of Tracy Morgan’s shows in Nashville, Tennessee and left with his ear holes stuffed with homophobia swirled with disappointment. Kevin wrote on his Facebook page that night about how Tracy’s regular jokes about pussy, cum, dicks, gays and other good shit quickly turned into a dark alley where he went hard at gay people for saying we were #bornthisway. And if Tracy Morgan’s son is gay, dude might want to replace the knives and shanks in their house with soft dildos and plushie swords, because Tracy Jordan reportedly joked that he would stab his kin for whining like a flailing sissy boy about being gay. Kevin put it like this:

“I have very thick skin when it comes to humor; I can dish and I can take. What I can’t take is when Mr. Morgan took it upon himself to mention about how he feels all this gay shit was crazy and that women are a gift from God and that “Born this Way” is bullshit, gay is a choice, and the reason he knows this is exactly because “God don’t make no mistakes” (referring to God not making someone gay cause that would be a mistake). He said that there is no way a woman could love and have sexual desire for another woman, that’s just a woman pretending because she hates a fucking man. He took time to visit the bullshit of this bullying stuff and informed us that the gays needed to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.

He mentioned that gay was something kids learn from the media and programming, and that bullied kids should just bust some ass and beat those other little fuckers that bully them, not whine about it. He said if his son that was gay he better come home and talk to him like a man and not [he mimicked a gay, high pitched voice] or he would pull out a knife and stab that little N (one word I refuse to use) to death. He mentioned that Barack Obama needed to man up and quit being all down with this just because he has a wife and two daughters. All of this being followed by thunderous cheer and ‘You go Tracys’. Tracy then said he didn’t fucking care if he pissed off some gays, because if they can take a fucking dick up their ass… they can take a fucking joke.”

Kevin went on to write that Tracy’s entire face changed from jokey to serious when he started his rant on gays. Kevin stayed, but apparently a dozen or so people quit that bitch.

So far, I couldn’t find any video of this mess, but Tracy’s rep didn’t deny it when asked for comment. She only said there will be no comment. Instinct also brings up the time Tracy walked out of Carnegie Hall when he said that when life hands you a sexual orientation form, you have the choice to check the box for straight or you can check the box for gay.

Some people have been trying to tell me that Tracy Morgan is a bloated bag of crusty assholes who shoots loads of homophobia out of his mouth hole as often as he shoots fertile sperm at an ovary, but I’ve always asked them to show me the receipts! I guess this is the receipt.

You know, the whole “being gay is a choice” shit doesn’t even bother me anymore. Trying to argue with that point is like trying to blow air into a balloon that’s already full of hot air. We’re going to go nowhere. But this is still like finding out that my favorite uncle who always makes me laugh by farting into his beer bottle (true story) thinks my gay soul will be buried in hell. Yeah, finding that out sucks, because I really wanted him to do that beer bottle fart trick at my gay wedding.

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