Tina Fey On Tracy Morgan's Rant
Alec Baldwin has already responded to Tracy Morgan's fire-breathing sermon against gays with a Tweet shrug and now Tina Fey and the head of NBC issued their own statements since some people were wondering What Would Liz Lemon Do?
The head of NBC said that he was happy Tracy apologized and that they don't agree with hate or violence towards anybody (except Conan O'Brien). Since the NBC peacock is as gay as the NBC peacock, he went on to say that both the network and 30 Rock accept everybody (except Conan O'Brien) so Tracy's comments were against what they believe in.
As for Tina, she put it like this:
“I’m glad to hear that Tracy apologized for his comments. Stand-up comics may have the right to ‘work out’ their material in its ugliest and rawest form in front of an audience, but the violent imagery of Tracy’s rant was disturbing to me at a time when homophobic hate crimes continue to be a life-threatening issue for the GLBT Community. It also doesn’t line up with the Tracy Morgan I know, who is not a hateful man and is generally much too sleepy and self-centered to ever hurt another person.I hope for his sake that Tracy’s apology will be accepted as sincere by his gay and lesbian coworkers at 30 Rock, without whom Tracy would not have lines to say, clothes to wear, sets to stand on, scene partners to act with, or a printed-out paycheck from accounting to put in his pocket. The other producers and I pride ourselves on 30 Rock being a diverse, safe, and fair workplace.”
Tina Fey should know that one of my shittiest ex-boyfriends slept 12 hours a day and always sat on the side of the table that faced the giant mirror in the dining room at Mimi's Cafe, so sleepy selfish dick bags can be hateful too. But what I'm getting from Tina's statement is that on the next season of 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan will become color blind which will lead him to only wearing rainbow colored clothing. Then Tracy Jordan's son Tracy Jr. will come out to him at around the same time he develops a Tourettes-like tick that forces him to stab his daddy in the knee with a rusty shank repeatedly throughout the day. Either that or she's saying that bitch better get right or he'll be lucky if he gets a job as Mel Gibson's understudy at the Westboro Baptist Dinner Theater.
And I just realized that typing "dining room at Mimi's cafe" was ridiculous. Like that shit was some fine dining.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:01pm.
Whats a beaner?
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Something for flicking
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:05pm.
El B: It's a Messican!
Why? Because of refried beans?
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:49pm.
REFUCKINGPORTED, BEANER
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REPORTED FOR RACISM!!!
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Submitted by ladylabia on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:15pm.
Oh come on now, Fraggle, you were doing so well...
BUSTED BITCH
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8866/fragglebusted.png
Somebody needs to live a life. Trawled thru posts for evidence?
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Please don't stir up the WABS up in here.
LaChaylo,
Your beauty has been excused.
LOVE,
genny18
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Just sayin.
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Tina Fey is hiring dlisters who suck up to her here? I need to get on that action and stat.
Tina, I love you. You are the most awesome, most gorgeous, most talented comic genius ever. Fuck all the haters and if you ever go gay, I'm here for you, hot stuff.
Whats a beaner?
lmao ground beef!! That's never going to get old.
*buys franzia for everyone*
<3 U 2 leenie
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Just sayin.
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Did someone say enchiladas?!
This beaner wants some!
Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:49pm.
FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKIN RACIST ASSHOLES, IM A GODDAMN MEXICAN!
Ayayayyyayyayyayaya! ENCHILADAS!
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*Dusts up ground beef*
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
My bewbs hurt. That means I have PMS... tread lightly
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Wow, you must have to write something REALLY bad, like terroristic threatening somebody's retarded puppy, to get banned up in this joint. People say horrible stuff here all the time, which is why I love it.
You know I love you, bitch!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
HAHA, I'm a native Texan thankyouverymuch, but plz do enjoy my enchiladas, they are the best this side of da ghetto.
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
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Submitted by Genny18 on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:49pm.
REFUCKINGPORTED, BEANER
*checks Genny's papers and eats her enchilladas*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Eileenie, he's never e-mailed me back =( Only person who has was CDAN creep (lol)
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
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"Oh yes. DListed: the klassy destination for thoughtful le
I sent MK an email last year asking him to ban the 2 fuckups who ruined OP every night. He emailed me back and said "Who are these bitches". LOL...they were eventually banned, but not by my one email. I was just thrilled he emailed me back!!
Sucky12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKIN RACIST ASSHOLES, IM A GODDAMN MEXICAN!
Ayayayyyayyayyayaya! ENCHILADAS!
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
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LOL, I remember the afternoon/early evening when MK - HBIC had about had it and said they had created "Open Post" for a reason and every off-topic post in non-Open Post threads was going to be banned. Posts were disappearing in seconds and it was like a looking at a battlefield with people dropping before your eyes. With a bunch of regulars cheering (and re-appearing) from the sidelines. Where'd my post go?!!? And MK was in the message boards saying "stay on topic then!" Good times.
I remember the first Open Post. MK chatted for hours in it, just BSing with everybody. Like a Q&A session.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:42pm.
"BOMBSHELL TONIGHT!"
(((HUGS MORBY)))
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:29pm.
I don't know how banning works, but maybe if several DListers email MK with complaints about someone truly offensive, MK bans him/her?
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Yeah, but I think it's serious volume. There's tonnes of people who don't post but read too...and I think MK is wise enuff to know there are gang colours in here...so...I think it takes a serious outcry.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:39pm.
No worries..it wasn't directed at you ;). I just know that she definitely wouldn't want the whole thing rehashed.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by Morbidosity on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:38pm.
"BOMBSHELL TONIGHT!"
(((HUGS MORBY)))
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by EvilPopTart on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:36pm.
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Sorry to butt in here, but didn't Fraggle/ Pip also state in some post (recently), that she was also "Speakit"? Maybe I'm imagining things, but thought this was the case.
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I think you're right. Who had that screen caputre of her busting herself? Ladylabia... can you be any help here?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Thank you so!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:35pm.
Please leave LoLo out of this. I know the chick in real life and she is all kinds of awesome and wouldn't want her name dragged back into all this drama. She was banned because some people in here are crazy and she is completely over it.
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There are a LOT of people that are. I dind't mean anything by it. I thought she was on the bad list but if she was banned because of morons I'm sorry. THat really sucks. This place should just be fun instead of these nightly bitchfests.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:37pm
I will at brunch tomorrow :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
@Eileenie McMeanie - Every time I read your posts I hear Nancy in my head..lol!!
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Yeah, Fuck it.
@MissJane: Will you please send her my ♥ felt luv? For serious:)
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:01pm.
Fraggle, the forum is alive and well and there are two assholes (YES I'M TALKING TO YOU) in the fighting to the douche death as we speak.
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In my best DiNiro voice... You talking to Me? I havent called speakit/sherry a indred daddy/son fucking psychotic harpy bitch in at least a week! ;)
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:32pm.
Luckily I wasn't around for lolo or speakit or sherry or centaurius.. oh wait.. I'm screwed with that last one.
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Sorry to butt in here, but didn't Fraggle/ Pip also state in some post (recently), that she was also "Speakit"? Maybe I'm imagining things, but thought this was the case.
Anyhow, I'm not familiar with too many names on here, just came here for escapism, like I *assume* most do.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:32pm.
Luckily I wasn't around for lolo
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No way. LoLo's awesome and I miss her like crazy. But this place was all kinds of nuts at the time and she just decided she had better things to do in the end.
It makes me think of oklahoma, too, who left semi-voluntarily (she kinda got cut off on her end;p)
:(
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:29pm.
I don't know how banning works, but maybe if several DListers email MK with complaints about someone truly offensive, MK bans him/her?
Please leave LoLo out of this. I know the chick in real life and she is all kinds of awesome and wouldn't want her name dragged back into all this drama. She was banned because some people in here are crazy and she is completely over it.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:31pm.
Well, we all know Sugaroo is still here. *Winks at Dog*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
DWM, we're all screwed.
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LEAVE LOLO ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
She had her reasons.
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Luckily I wasn't around for lolo or speakit or sherry or centaurius.. oh wait.. I'm screwed with that last one.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:20pm.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO GET BANNED HERE?
Really, there are some racist assholes who are still here (side eye at Poopele). And why was Diamond Dawg banned? Not that I follow his/her posts or remember anything, but what could she/he have done that was so awful? I am very gossipy today. Very.
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I remember DiamondDawg having those horrible fights with Sugaroo all the time. Something about Oreos? LOL.
Maybe that's why she was banned?
<"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO GET BANNED HERE?">
Trying to turn DListed into YOUR page instead of Michael K's. Happened all the time, before "Open Post". Cliques chatting every damn post and when others complained and tried to post on-topic they'd get chased out. And complain to MK about it.
Funny someone should mention "LoLo" when I specifically remember when it was banned someone posted "Well, LoLo isn't coming back on MK's terms, she's coming back on HER terms!". Which is the goddamn most arrogantly stupid thing I've ever read here. Notice there's no "LoLo" here.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:27pm.
I don't think there is a "uniform" policy to get banned. It all seems pretty random and changes from day to day and poster to poster. Some people get away with any and everything and others get banned right away..
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It's true. It depends on whether the moderator is awake or not...I'll be careful how I phrase that cuz I HAVE noticed that the moderator suddenly starts moderating when the moderator gets bashed...so...LUV YA, MODERATOR! *blows kisses*.
I think it also has to do with volume. If a LOT of people complain over enuff time...that'll get you banned, fersure.
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I don't think there is a "uniform" policy to get banned. It all seems pretty random and changes from day to day and poster to poster. Some people get away with any and everything and others get banned right away...
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:20pm.
"(...) I follow his/her posts or remember anything, but what could she/he have done that was so awful? I am very gossipy today. Very."
And I would like to know too, just because I have no life of my own to speak of.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
WOW...just wow. Cunturious at her finest, I see. Labialips or whatever, that is too funny!!
Bjork!!! You are so funny, too. And next time I catch someone being mean to DWM, all hell is gonna break loose.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:20pm.
I am very gossipy today. Very.
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Haha! My kid asked me today: Do adults gossip. I just laffed and laffed and laffed.....
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Girls watch porn too!:
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO GET BANNED HERE?
Really, there are some racist assholes who are still here (side eye at Poopele). And why was Diamond Dawg banned? Not that I follow his/her posts or remember anything, but what could she/he have done that was so awful? I am very gossipy today. Very.
Sorry DWM I couldn't tell whether you were being sarcastic.
fishsticksfan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:11pm.
Sorry, I'm just frustrated. And 'fucking forum' wasn't a dig at you personally...
I'm signing off. Hubby has the whole weekend with me and I'm wasting it here playing internet detective. lol
Have a great weekend.
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