Tina Fey On Tracy Morgan's Rant
Alec Baldwin has already responded to Tracy Morgan's fire-breathing sermon against gays with a Tweet shrug and now Tina Fey and the head of NBC issued their own statements since some people were wondering What Would Liz Lemon Do?
The head of NBC said that he was happy Tracy apologized and that they don't agree with hate or violence towards anybody (except Conan O'Brien). Since the NBC peacock is as gay as the NBC peacock, he went on to say that both the network and 30 Rock accept everybody (except Conan O'Brien) so Tracy's comments were against what they believe in.
As for Tina, she put it like this:
“I’m glad to hear that Tracy apologized for his comments. Stand-up comics may have the right to ‘work out’ their material in its ugliest and rawest form in front of an audience, but the violent imagery of Tracy’s rant was disturbing to me at a time when homophobic hate crimes continue to be a life-threatening issue for the GLBT Community. It also doesn’t line up with the Tracy Morgan I know, who is not a hateful man and is generally much too sleepy and self-centered to ever hurt another person.I hope for his sake that Tracy’s apology will be accepted as sincere by his gay and lesbian coworkers at 30 Rock, without whom Tracy would not have lines to say, clothes to wear, sets to stand on, scene partners to act with, or a printed-out paycheck from accounting to put in his pocket. The other producers and I pride ourselves on 30 Rock being a diverse, safe, and fair workplace.”
Tina Fey should know that one of my shittiest ex-boyfriends slept 12 hours a day and always sat on the side of the table that faced the giant mirror in the dining room at Mimi's Cafe, so sleepy selfish dick bags can be hateful too. But what I'm getting from Tina's statement is that on the next season of 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan will become color blind which will lead him to only wearing rainbow colored clothing. Then Tracy Jordan's son Tracy Jr. will come out to him at around the same time he develops a Tourettes-like tick that forces him to stab his daddy in the knee with a rusty shank repeatedly throughout the day. Either that or she's saying that bitch better get right or he'll be lucky if he gets a job as Mel Gibson's understudy at the Westboro Baptist Dinner Theater.
And I just realized that typing "dining room at Mimi's cafe" was ridiculous. Like that shit was some fine dining.
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Isn't homophobic ranting just a way of outing yourself in a really ugly way without even realizing it?
Tina had the perfect comeback.
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I'm gay and honestly I've always thought that Tracy Morgan was really funny....
huge. letdown.
Tina's a champ though, I loved her speech at the GLAAD awards and this was a brilliant statement. That husband of her's better hang onto her, she's quite a woman.
I find it funny the way Tracy mocked gay sex though. This coming from the guy who said he enjoys the farting sound you hear when you stick your dick into a floppy vagina.
Ouch!! Call it Tina!!! I do believe she covered it all. Well said!!!
I never found him funny - almost didn't recognize him from the pix above - didn't realize how fat he had gotten.
*slow clap for Tina Fey*
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Let's gather up Jesse James, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan and any other dumb fuck who talks out of their asshole and put them all together on an island Lord of the Flies style.
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Tina,
Fire Him,
Hire Her,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjrWXWvw-yA
It would really be a win/win.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 8:43pm.
Cue the "I need to go to rehab for some personal issues" in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Yup. He's going to blame it on booze or pills.
I dint get why "TGS" centers around his retarded ass? You know T-Fey hates him.
Cue the "I need to go to rehab for some personal issues" in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Tracy Morgan was never funny...he won't be missed on the show.
Tracy Morgan is a gigantic asshole and I love Tina Fey.
...and that about sums up my feelings on this matter.
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Submitted by chestybongos on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 8:35pm.
Is she saying that everyone who works on 30 Rock is gay? Alec Baldwin, call me.
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Alec, call both of us? Threesome, anyone? =PP
"...his gay and lesbian coworkers at 30 Rock, without whom Tracy would not have lines to say, clothes to wear, sets to stand on, scene partners to act with, or a printed-out paycheck from accounting to put in his pocket."
Is she saying that everyone who works on 30 Rock is gay? Alec Baldwin, call me.
"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."
Tracy is the worst part of 30 Rock. Fire his ass, Tina!
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Tina Fey is awesome. Tracy Morgan is an unfunny douchebag. I think he just got schooled.
This is why there is Tina Fey love. I just said this same sentiment as a response with Angel and Urmomma in the "Tracy Morgan is sorry post".
*spills last fifth of vodka all over thread in cheers*
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didnt hear the rant, but glad it wasnt blown over.
but
the reason i love michael k ever, ever, ever so, is because of sentences like the last one in this post.
i want michael k to have a big party and invite all of us. it can have a cash bar and a cover charge, and i would still go. but i WOULD need some food. but i am not picky. pigs in a blanket, tiny quiches, maybe some stuffed mushrooms.
well, shall we?
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Well done, Ms. Fey, well done.
"the Tracy Morgan I know, who is not a hateful man"
After saying he'll kill his son if he was gay? No, not hateful at all. Can't believe I'm about to quote the Bible here but "Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh". He must have these thoughts deep inside for them to burst out like that; which is why I never believe any of these UNfunny assholes who "apologise" for racist and homophobic shit they've said. They ALL meant it and should be fucking SHOT.
And the only time Tina Fey is funny is when she is dressing up as Sarah Palin. Any other time she needs to just shut her fucking mouth and sit down, because she is NOT funny.
Admit it Tina Gay...you were once a lesbian!
Mmmmmm, Mimi's Cafe. Their French Onion soup is good. *slobber*
I love Tina, but that was weak.
Guess she told him. Point and serve, dayum.
"... gay and lesbian coworkers at 30 Rock, without whom Tracy would not have lines to say, clothes to wear, sets to stand on, scene partners to act with, or a printed-out paycheck from accounting to put in his pocket..."
Is this a thinly veiled STFU or you're out of a job?
If so, impressive kick to the nalgas Ms Fey.
Very impressive.
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I love Tina....Tracy acting is shit