Tina Fey On Tracy Morgan's Rant
Alec Baldwin has already responded to Tracy Morgan's fire-breathing sermon against gays with a Tweet shrug and now Tina Fey and the head of NBC issued their own statements since some people were wondering What Would Liz Lemon Do?
The head of NBC said that he was happy Tracy apologized and that they don't agree with hate or violence towards anybody (except Conan O'Brien). Since the NBC peacock is as gay as the NBC peacock, he went on to say that both the network and 30 Rock accept everybody (except Conan O'Brien) so Tracy's comments were against what they believe in.
As for Tina, she put it like this:
“I’m glad to hear that Tracy apologized for his comments. Stand-up comics may have the right to ‘work out’ their material in its ugliest and rawest form in front of an audience, but the violent imagery of Tracy’s rant was disturbing to me at a time when homophobic hate crimes continue to be a life-threatening issue for the GLBT Community. It also doesn’t line up with the Tracy Morgan I know, who is not a hateful man and is generally much too sleepy and self-centered to ever hurt another person.I hope for his sake that Tracy’s apology will be accepted as sincere by his gay and lesbian coworkers at 30 Rock, without whom Tracy would not have lines to say, clothes to wear, sets to stand on, scene partners to act with, or a printed-out paycheck from accounting to put in his pocket. The other producers and I pride ourselves on 30 Rock being a diverse, safe, and fair workplace.”
Tina Fey should know that one of my shittiest ex-boyfriends slept 12 hours a day and always sat on the side of the table that faced the giant mirror in the dining room at Mimi's Cafe, so sleepy selfish dick bags can be hateful too. But what I'm getting from Tina's statement is that on the next season of 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan will become color blind which will lead him to only wearing rainbow colored clothing. Then Tracy Jordan's son Tracy Jr. will come out to him at around the same time he develops a Tourettes-like tick that forces him to stab his daddy in the knee with a rusty shank repeatedly throughout the day. Either that or she's saying that bitch better get right or he'll be lucky if he gets a job as Mel Gibson's understudy at the Westboro Baptist Dinner Theater.
And I just realized that typing "dining room at Mimi's cafe" was ridiculous. Like that shit was some fine dining.


Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 11:29am.
Submitted by heathen on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 11:20am.
Casey Anthony: I'll give my 2 cents since people are talking about it.
This woman got up every morning for TWO AND A HALF YEARS and pretended to go to work at Universal Studios! Who can do that?
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I can't even pretend to like people I hate for more than 5 minutes.
I agree with everyone who say the Anthony's are in large part to blame. They molly coddled her and excused EVERYTHING she did wrong. They still do it. I think those parents somehow still think that there is an excuse for what has happened. They raised a psychopath and liar with turning a blind eye to everything. Poor Caylee was the unfortunate one to pay the price for their lethargy and weakness!
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For the most part, psychopaths are born, not made...There are PLENTY of spoiled coddled bitches in the world and precious few of them MURDER their babies. Casey Anthony is a psychopath without a conscience, but with an extraordinary ability to charm, manipulate and deceive a la Scott Peterson. Her ability to lie with such detail shows she's not 'mentally ill' nor some "living in her head dreamer" or even just a pathological liar...No, she's a straight up psychopath, just like Ted Bundy. She shows the Casey Anthony she chooses to show the world, and then there's the real Casey Anthony who will do just about anything to get what she wants including murder. It's that simple. No wonder her parents were confused. Who wants to believe their child is a baby murdering psychopath?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm really a fat mom.
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Ya'll are hilarious! TROLL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*puts $10 on Mrs. Doubtfire*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Eileenie, it's a trollpalooza, dear. We are having our airing of grievances around the dlisted Festivus pole. It's a Festivus for the rest of us!
Tina Fey really needs to pipe in here. I'd adore hearing her opinion on all of this silliness on a thread about her.
What would 'Tina' do? How about, "What would Winston do?"...*off to fondle some cold meat*
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:31pm.
Well, we all know Sugaroo is still here. *Winks at Dog*
Don't forget *Luna and Peaches*
BULLSHIT. My sock puppet can beat your sock puppet up with fiyah!
angel_i, I have no idea about Scotty Poo but he didn't worship Tina enough for my likin'. He ain't me er 'us'. Nor am I that dingleberry's list of 'alts' listed down fudda. So wayyyyy off the mark. My alts are funner than that for cryin' out loud.
Honestly, people taking shit like this so seriously on a fucking gossip blog is unfuckingREAL. Simma down.
Is having fun outlawed here? *side-eyes the dlisted popo*
Alts fightin' Alts. We all love and hate ourselves. Let's hug it out. Awwwwww.
What would TINAAAAAAAAA DO?
DAMN! Is this TROLLS GALORE??????????
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 4:48pm.
YOU! Since we're outing people today!
Are you real!? Fess up!
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Well, I am a sock puppet. I hope I haven't ruined anyone's life irrevocably with my spicy name and spicy avatar.
I just love me some sriracha. I can't quit that bitch. I need an I.V. drip.
Tina Fey had to say something on this matter. She really had no choice. With what she had to deal with, I think she handled it rather well.
There can't be anything on dlisted that can be construed as so life altering to the point where there needs to be 10+++ pages of shit slinging. It's a fucking gossip blog. This is not serious business or some alcoholics anonymous forum.
Tina Fey is a uniter and not a divider. Hopefully Tracy Morgan learned a lesson that won't ruin his career.
Tina Fey fancies herself the spokesperson for the entire world and she's her own biggest fan. Everyone makes mistakes but Tracy Morgan's rant was clearly ridiculous and, of course, offensive to anyone who cares about people - gay or otherwise. His hatefulness is more harmful to himself and his 'apology' was a mere smattering of hollow words. In short - shut up, Tina Fey.
There's a few annoying sock puppets but the problem remains they are all one in the same.
Femguide you need to get some dick.
You are all a bunch of annoying sock puppets.
Can you off-topic harpies STFU so I can worship Tina in peace?
Go eat a cake and take a break.
Tina, call me and yes, I will definitely lick your scar.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:38pm.
You would be surprised at how many people save quotes and such from YEARS ago to use against people. El B you are on the forum correct ? I think you would have seen plenty of that.
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I've never seen that.
Submitted by ladylabia on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:59pm
Your avie is hot
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by ladylabia on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:59pm
Your avie is hot
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:39pm.
EC I have it in my netflix queue... let me know if I need to take it out or wait for it to get here.
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Will do! I love scary movies, and lately I have super disappointed in most that I have seen. Hopefully this one will be interesting.
Since when does being self-centered mean that you're not going to hurt other people?
If anything, it would imply that you would because you only give a fuck about yourself and can only see the world from your (straight) perspective.
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Why would anyone keep quotes or a diary on someone's life? Maybe I'll start one just to see how interesting it's not. I'll start with the racist asshole that is Fraggle and work my way up because you can't get any further down.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:40pm.
From what I have read, Fraggle used to post as someone named Pip, but I have no idea about the other names you mentioned.
HUFFY BARFDAY NDN!
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Okay, I keep getting interupted and Im too lazy to read back..so tell me.......... IS Fraggle speakit,sherry,medusa,penny,pennybrock,sunflower,
peaches,rojo,and873476other names she goes by?
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Yeah, Fuck it.
JOE!!!!!!!! I've been swamped at work/home. How are you? ♥♥♥
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:22pm.
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Hahaha..Angel's Canadian. Her worst offence is stepping on someone's toe as she opens the door to a Tim's and not apologizing quickly enough.
And as a fellow Canuck, Angel KNOWS of what I speak :D ♥
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In fact I almost did that just today! (no lie lol) I was mortified!
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♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
You would be surprised at how many people save quotes and such from YEARS ago to use against people. El B you are on the forum correct ? I think you would have seen plenty of that.
EC I have it in my netflix queue... let me know if I need to take it out or wait for it to get here.
BTW.. if you like those types of movies.. I just watched one called Fragile that I liked. It has Calista Flockhart in it but she isnt toooo annoying.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
EC I have it in my netflix que... let me know if I need to take it out or wait for it to get here.
BTW.. if you like those types of movies.. I just watched one called Fragile that I liked. It has Calista Flockhart in it but she isnt toooo annoying.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:35pm
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Where have you been Madame? Seems like we haven't seen you in a while (?)
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"I do not claim to be a literary critic, but I know dirt when I smell it, and here is dirt in heaps — festering, putrid heaps which smell to high Heaven"
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:22pm.
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Hahaha..Angel's Canadian. Her worst offence is stepping on someone's toe as she opens the door to a Tim's and not apologizing quickly enough.
And as a fellow Canuck, Angel KNOWS of what I speak :D ♥
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"I do not claim to be a literary critic, but I know dirt when I smell it, and here is dirt in heaps — festering, putrid heaps which smell to high Heaven"
All you queers are funny. Who is NDNChief? Lots of new peeps around here.
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I wonder if Centy will smell my farts then channel Fraggle to tell me what sort of supplements I should take to help metabolize my food?
HAPPY BDAY NDNCHIEF!
Thx tiredofthiscrap. As long as it isn't a major 2 hr suckfest!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:22pm.
All right, Angel--if you insist on reporting me, I will be forced to inform MK of the DARTBOARD in your basement with ANDERSON COOPER'S face on it.
So there.
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Ruh Roh!
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
@ evil_cupcake... I saw Devil in the movies...I thought it was between fair and good.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
As always Y'all dlisted sluts are hella entertaining. But, I'm out, cuz it's my birthday and I'm gonna play horseshoes and get shitfaced drunk. Arriba ! ! !
Goodnight kids, my hands getting cramped from typing and I promised myself sex tonight! Laterz :)
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:16pm.
I don't get this 'outing' people. As long as they make me laugh, who cares.
I know some people have been stung BUT as in real life, keep ya personal shit safe then you're covered!
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So I shouldn't post my address and SS#?
Don't bother....already have them.
ps- Change your wallpaper!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:16pm.
I don't get this 'outing' people. As long as they make me laugh, who cares.
I know some people have been stung BUT as in real life, keep ya personal shit safe then you're covered!
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So I shouldn't post my address and SS#?______________________________________
I begged Sucky to used my credit card info the other day. I am all for someone else, besides myself, being humiliated for a change!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:16pm.
ITA. If peeps would just remember not to put a lot out there, you don't get stung, then you don't have to worry about the cray-zays.
Totally unrelated, but I just had the most delicious thai spring rolls. They were extra yum! Wish I had more!
And on another related note, I am anxious to watch the movie "Devil" tonight. I was going to go out, but the weather sucks, and well, this movie looked like it could have promise.
Has anyone seen it?
Double post,.. whoopsy
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:16pm.
I don't get this 'outing' people. As long as they make me laugh, who cares.
I know some people have been stung BUT as in real life, keep ya personal shit safe then you're covered!
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So I shouldn't post my address and SS#?______________________________________________
"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
All right, Angel--if you insist on reporting me, I will be forced to inform MK of the DARTBOARD in your basement with ANDERSON COOPER'S face on it.
So there.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:15pm.
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REPORTED!!!
(lol)
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by ladylabia on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:15pm.
Oh come on now, Fraggle, you were doing so well...
BUSTED BITCH
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8866/fragglebusted.png
Somebody needs to live a life. Trawled thru posts for evidence?
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I saw that and wished I had this person around to do my taxes AND investigate any men I might want to date. I would never have the presence of mind to think about filing away dlisted comments for a later date. I am also too lazy to keep track of the important shit, I sure as fuck can't be bothered with the unimportant stuff.
*shrugs, throws mound of papers/bills on floor for dogs to use as a slip and slide*
I don't get this 'outing' people. As long as they make me laugh, who cares.
I know some people have been stung BUT as in real life, keep ya personal shit safe then you're covered!
The first time I ever heard "beaner" was when my Mexican friend was complaining about her family always being late for everything. She said they were on "beaner time."
Ta Japanesey! I lived in America a few times and I love Mex food, my fav just above Chinese. Its crap over here, cannot get it right!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by ladylabia on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 2:15pm.
Oh come on now, Fraggle, you were doing so well...
BUSTED BITCH
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8866/fragglebusted.png
Somebody needs to live a life. Trawled thru posts for evidence?
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I saw that and wished I had this person around to do my taxes AND investigate any men I might want to date. I would never have the presence of mind to think about filing away dlisted comments for a later date. I am also too lazy to keep track of the important shit, I sure as fuck can't be bothered with the unimportant stuff.
*shrugs, throws mound of papers/bills on floor for dogs to use as a slip and slide*
Submitted by Lesbionic on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:02pm.
Tina, I love you. You are the most awesome, most gorgeous, most talented comic genius ever. Fuck all the haters and if you ever go gay, I'm here for you, hot stuff.
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Gonna lick her scar?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
You got it, El. :)
Angel_I
reported for big ass titties
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Just sayin.
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