Tina Fey On Tracy Morgan's Rant
Alec Baldwin has already responded to Tracy Morgan's fire-breathing sermon against gays with a Tweet shrug and now Tina Fey and the head of NBC issued their own statements since some people were wondering What Would Liz Lemon Do?
The head of NBC said that he was happy Tracy apologized and that they don't agree with hate or violence towards anybody (except Conan O'Brien). Since the NBC peacock is as gay as the NBC peacock, he went on to say that both the network and 30 Rock accept everybody (except Conan O'Brien) so Tracy's comments were against what they believe in.
As for Tina, she put it like this:
“I’m glad to hear that Tracy apologized for his comments. Stand-up comics may have the right to ‘work out’ their material in its ugliest and rawest form in front of an audience, but the violent imagery of Tracy’s rant was disturbing to me at a time when homophobic hate crimes continue to be a life-threatening issue for the GLBT Community. It also doesn’t line up with the Tracy Morgan I know, who is not a hateful man and is generally much too sleepy and self-centered to ever hurt another person.I hope for his sake that Tracy’s apology will be accepted as sincere by his gay and lesbian coworkers at 30 Rock, without whom Tracy would not have lines to say, clothes to wear, sets to stand on, scene partners to act with, or a printed-out paycheck from accounting to put in his pocket. The other producers and I pride ourselves on 30 Rock being a diverse, safe, and fair workplace.”
Tina Fey should know that one of my shittiest ex-boyfriends slept 12 hours a day and always sat on the side of the table that faced the giant mirror in the dining room at Mimi's Cafe, so sleepy selfish dick bags can be hateful too. But what I'm getting from Tina's statement is that on the next season of 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan will become color blind which will lead him to only wearing rainbow colored clothing. Then Tracy Jordan's son Tracy Jr. will come out to him at around the same time he develops a Tourettes-like tick that forces him to stab his daddy in the knee with a rusty shank repeatedly throughout the day. Either that or she's saying that bitch better get right or he'll be lucky if he gets a job as Mel Gibson's understudy at the Westboro Baptist Dinner Theater.
And I just realized that typing "dining room at Mimi's cafe" was ridiculous. Like that shit was some fine dining.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/13/2011 - 12:16am.
Thank you for my "Word of the Day". I had to look up "shanked". I'm gonna use this glorious piece of vernacle on the old ball and chain, that'll keep him in check for the rest of the day.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
SoR-RaY, Mickey! Sometimes a bitch just gotta be shanked:)
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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 8:13pm.
I am reporting angel_i for giving the Queen chola eyebrows.
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And the QUEEEEEEEEEEEN has sent one of her minions to shank you - post haste!
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Submitted by Heathen Infidel on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 10:54pm.
No. I really want you to band me. Do it. I dare you.
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Hmmm....you're not like the rest of us....hmmmmmmm.....
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I wish that MK would delete this post so that the good times can begin again. It's almost like Morgan has cursed us all, or something. Please, no more fighting! I'm married, which should be enough explanation for my request.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
sieg heil, internet zombie patrol!
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Idiots abound. The INTERNET just makes it more profound.
"band" you? That was the weirdest request ever. But, your wish has been granted. :)
Fuck off then you should.
I'm simply providing public service annoucements. People have a right to know how they're being played.
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No. I really want you to band me. Do it. I dare you.
I do love a good fuck off.
Heathen Infidel, you have to really piss me off to get banned. Just stay cool. No fighting. No burning.
Zombie, please delete me next. I'm a troll.
Submitted by Zombie Apocalypse on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 10:40pm.
Leave Fraggle alone, Hysteria
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Gee, you popped up quickly. No worries. Fraggle takes care of herself just fine.
So fuck off zombiod.
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Leave Fraggle alone, Hysteria.
Submitted by Mrs. Doubtfire on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 8:37pm.
Fraggle's posts pwned, my dears. Just like they always do eventually.
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Hey there, Fraggle/Dot/Pip!
Jack off much? You are one self-perpetuating ball of obsession. Hope the support groups help some.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 8:18pm.
didnt hear the rant, but glad it wasnt blown over.
but
the reason i love michael k ever, ever, ever so, is because of sentences like the last one in this post.
i want michael k to have a big party and invite all of us. it can have a cash bar and a cover charge, and i would still go. but i WOULD need some food. but i am not picky. pigs in a blanket, tiny quiches, maybe some stuffed mushrooms.
well, shall we?
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Okay, reloading RHLinux on another machine at home -been at the shit all day- and for shits revisited this memorable thread while I continue to work on fking tech shit for the next six hours. Anony, agreed. Love to meet you guys and cost would generally not be a problem. Just saying and shit.
To whoever said that this thread should be in a museum (Ripley's?), FLMAO AGREED there too. Carry on. *bangs away at linux install; enjoying vino today; waves to everyone ballsy/insane enough to stop in this thread yet again ugh*
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Schlong: "...If you don't stick to topic at least in some part of your replies, you have to take a shot.
I challenge you all to an on-topic drinking duel."
Shit, I don't know if I can drink since I'm trying to lose weight. My pot dealer went out of business, jerk. What do I have in the cabinet? Oh, some rum. Okay, here goes... Scooby Dooby Catholic Schoolgirl, where are you?
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Hi Bjorks! I retired early last night with a raging headache. I spent the first 1/2 of my day cleaning the house, and the second locked out of my car at Walmart. It was so embarrassing, I went to Walmart for more cleaning supplies (don't hate, they're cheaper), came out and locked my purse, phone,keys etc in the car. Then when I went inside to ask the Customer Service rep to call a locksmith, that WHORE was snickering the entire time she was on the phone. It didn't help that I looked like a person-of-walmart at the time, but crap, aren't they supposed to be the nicest retail staff on Earth or something? "Welcome to Walmart", my ass.
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Fuck him and his hair. (Mrs. Voorhees, 6/3/2011)
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 8:15am.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:38am.
Wow, 507 comments on a Tracy Morgoon thread, unbelievable. How ironic that a post about a homophobe brought major hits (and hopefully revenue) to a website run by a gay man? Laugh all the way to the bank MK!!
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399 of the comments were from Centaur hating on Tina Fey. :D
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Bwahahahahahahahahha
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Fuck him and his hair. (Mrs. Voorhees, 6/3/2011)
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Sun, 06/12/2011 - 7:38am.
Wow, 507 comments on a Tracy Morgoon thread, unbelievable. How ironic that a post about a homophobe brought major hits (and hopefully revenue) to a website run by a gay man? Laugh all the way to the bank MK!!
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399 of the comments were from Centaur hating on Tina Fey. :D
Wow, 507 comments on a Tracy Morgoon thread, unbelievable. How ironic that a post about a homophobe brought major hits (and hopefully revenue) to a website run by a gay man? Laugh all the way to the bank MK!!
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Fuck him and his hair. (Mrs. Voorhees, 6/3/2011)
put this thread in a museum
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:40pm.
HUFFY BARFDAY NDN!
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I'm at least old enough to be past that stage.
Thanx anyways.
Bye, Whore!
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 3:35pm.
All you queers are funny. Who is NDNChief? Lots of new peeps around here.
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New peep, yes.
Less relevent and snarky, no.
*extends hand for shake*
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchc
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Mr. Mercury,
I can't find "Julie." I'll have to try World of Video. (Netflix can be so lame sometimes.)
Submitted by Schlong: "...If you don't stick to topic at least in some part of your replies, you have to take a shot.
I challenge you all to an on-topic drinking duel."
Shit, I don't know if I can drink since I'm trying to lose weight. My pot dealer went out of business, jerk. What do I have in the cabinet? Oh, some rum. Okay, here goes... Scooby Dooby Catholic Schoolgirl, where are you?
Fraggle's posts pwned, my dears. Just like they always do eventually.
It's supposed to be fun here. Don't take everything so seriously and you too can find yourself telling other dlisters about your health issues, your non-issues, your issues that require tissues and your bloated PMS bellies.
Honestly, loves...be gentle.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth: "Bjork -- what 'q' do you think ol' Fancypants is?"
Quixotic.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake: "Will do! I love scary movies, and lately I have super disappointed in most that I have seen. Hopefully this one will be interesting."
Me, too. There's "Run, Bitch, Run!" (I'm serious). Haven't seen it. Not sure if I want slasher, supernatural, foreign, or the other kind of scary movie, I mean comedy, "The Tourist."
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth: ".. I just watched one called Fragile that I liked. It has Calista Flockhart in it but she isnt toooo annoying."
I saw that movie, too. That ghost nurse WAS NOT THE ONE. Not bad, but what did Calista Flockhart do to her face? To her nose? I'm used to her Holocaust frame, but her face was off, like the beautiful Sela Ward's in that dreadful, painfully predictable remake of the pretty cool "Stepfather" (and how was that for a fucking sentence, Strunk and White?).
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake: "...And on another related note, I am anxious to watch the movie "Devil" tonight. I was going to go out, but the weather sucks, and well, this movie looked like it could have promise.
Has anyone seen it?"
"Devil" is that M. Night Shaman flick? I thought it sucked. As usual, interesting premise and okay for the first half hour, then it goes down faster than Tommy Girl at Boots n' Saddles happy hour.
I am reporting angel_i for giving the Queen chola eyebrows.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth : "My bewbs hurt. That means I have PMS... tread lightly"
But that's when they look the most voluptous. I wanna squeeze them (gently).
Submitted by Genny18: "FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKIN RACIST ASSHOLES, IM A GODDAMN MEXICAN!"
What a dirty mouth! Get the Bon Ami out now, Christina!!!! (Oh, and don't forget to get me the axe. I mean it.)
I don't understand how you get banned. It's not as if MK isn't discerning, and I'm sure he can just track himself what someone is saying/has said once that poster has been pointed out. If someone is so nice, how can he/she be banned? Again, even if a bunch of folks called for that poster to be banned, I would imagine that MK or his moderator would look into it (it doesn't take long).
I just logged on to the Forum and got confused. I clicked on Powder Room and only see folks' names? Confused.
y does tracy morgan look so thin in that pic? that cannot be his body. his beer gut is massive.
So sick of hearing about never funnyman Conan O'Whinin!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 6:27pm.
I'm really a fat mom.
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LMAOOO!!
ONT: Why does it look like a translucent circular disk is on Tina's boob? Either way, I like her dress.
eta: *runs out* Still alot left to be done at the homefront! ugh.
What Cappy said!!
Mrs. DF, you are too fucking much. LOLOLOLOL
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Well, you and Mrs. Doubtfire get a 'get out of drinking game' pass then.
I'm shittin' ya'll anyway.
If you actually took me seriously, well, I'd be a little worried. Take a break from the vino, it's the devil's juice don't you know?
Submitted by Schlong on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 7:05pm.
Say something nice about Tina and you're in!
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Schlong, already did say something genuinely nice about Ms. Fey, like, 3 days ago when this thread first opened =PP
And, can't partake in the shot game, boo. I haven't had a drop of the sweet nectar at all today, none - ran out of vino yesterday and shut-in doing housework today. Any other fking day and you know my ass would be on board!
Oh my, dears. Count me out. I haven't drank anything stronger than a stiff shot of v-8 ever since Winston was hit by a Guinness truck. It was the drink that killed him and in the most horrific way.
*back to fondling cold meat*
caprica six,
'we' (not the royal 'un, just the whacky but lovable 'un) are trying to make Tina's the longest running thread of fuckery yet.
Game?
Say something nice about Tina and you're in!
We could make a drinking game out of this.
I propose we start small (no, not as small as my small meat).
Something like...
If you don't stick to topic at least in some part of your replies, you have to take a shot.
I challenge you all to an on-topic drinking duel.
THIS CAN BE DONE. ;)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 6:30pm.
For the most part, psychopaths are born, not made...There are PLENTY of spoiled coddled bitches in the world and precious few of them MURDER their babies. Casey Anthony is a psychopath without a conscience, but with an extraordinary ability to charm, manipulate and deceive a la Scott Peterson. Her ability to lie with such detail shows she's not 'mentally ill' nor some "living in her head dreamer" or even just a pathological liar...No, she's a straight up psychopath, just like Ted Bundy. She shows the Casey Anthony she chooses to show the world, and then there's the real Casey Anthony who will do just about anything to get what she wants including murder. It's that simple. No wonder her parents were confused. Who wants to believe their child is a baby murdering psychopath?
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Yup, nature over nurture mostly. And she is in the class of Scottdickhead and Bundy (Dog mentioned Bundy's name earlier and I spent almost a fucking hour reading that whole sick mess on crimetv's site). Her parent assisted her core personality by enabling her. Said this before and I'll say it again: Dance around the death penalty all one wants, it is WARRANTED. Some people are monsters, plain and simple. You do not want them service life for two reasons, 1)our fucking tax dollars are supporting them, letting them write letters to their victims further torturing them, and 2)if they cannot be rehabilitated, why life? No. Bundy was not even a few months out of prison (escaped out of prison) when he jumped states, set up an apt, and immediately proceeded to troll FSU and horribly attack/kill 5 college girls in one night. ONE fucking night. No. I will, of course, respect the differing views on the DP for these bastards, but, all I have to say to that is, if the murder affected your circle, would you feel the same about life sentencing only? Not an argument, just a critical question.
Who what? Who needs some bourbon? A little birdie told me that this thread was still hopping. *runs through thread*
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 6:30pm.
Jacko, you forgot to mention you have those annoying chin hairs we all get after 40.
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I love my chin hair. It's been with me my whole life! :D
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No way - that's not what I meant. Scott's no troll. He's a KARTRASHIAN!
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Jacko, you forgot to mention you have those annoying chin hairs we all get after 40.
12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid