Karen Elson & Jack White Are Having An Anniversary/Divorce Party!

June 10, 2011 / Posted by:

The bad news is that Karen Elson and Jack White are biting off each other’s wedding bands after 6 years of marriage, but the good news is that there will be an open bar at their divorce party! Those damn hipsters really know how to turn an AWW into a YES!

Karen and Jack were married in Brazil on June 1, 2005 and decided that their time sleeping nipple to nipple has come to an end. They issued this joint statement to People:

“We remain dear and trusted friends and co-parents to our wonderful children Scarlett and Henry Lee. We feel so fortunate for the time we have shared and the time we will continue to spend both separately and together watching our children grow.”

The invitation to their anniversary/divorce party reads that the party is to re-affirm their friendship.

Yes, as a bitter cunt queen monster who feeds off of the scandalous lives of others, I’m a little disappointed that Karen and Jack aren’t throwing daggers of revenge at each other in the streets. But I guess it’s best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked.

Happy divorce to Karen and Jack!

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