Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 10, 2011 / Posted by:

You aren’t supposed to get a late start on Friday, but that’s what’s happening to me today. No, I’m not starting late, because I went home with some trick last night only to learn the lesson that you should never get home with a hoarder since their trash heap of hollow memories will swallow your clothes whole and you’ll be forced to make an outfit out of kitten carcasses and pizza boxes for the walk of shame home. No, that didn’t happen. My Internet decided to call in deceased today. I’ve been on the phone with Fios for my entire morning trying to resuscitate it, but it’s a damn network outage. So now I’m spreading the foolery from a coffee shop down the street.

Basically, my brain already feels like the body of today’s Hot Slut sideshow performer Staysha Randall who beat the world record for the most piercings in one sitting. Ho must love what it feels like to get a massage from Pinhead. Staysha didn’t get to her goal of 3,600 piercings, but she still killed the record by 100 with 3,200 pierces in her body.

Every single TSA wand just died like my Internet.

via The Daily What

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