Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 10, 2011 / Posted by:

Two of the women on this sports themed show, spend more time in bed with each other than their husbands. (CDAN)

This has to be about Basketball Wives, but only one of them has a husband so let’s just figure that the “husbands” in that blind item is a figure of speech.

I am so wrong but for topical purposes, I’m going to guess that Tami Roman is cooing “I’m slave I’m a slave I’m a slave to your coochie” into the crotch of Meeka Claxton. Their bitch brawl in Rome was totally a lover’s quarrel.

This A-list celebrity – who’s been on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” many, many times – refused to show up for the queen of talk’s send-off spectacle. The award-winning entertainer was asked to sing something for the special event, but Miss Diva didn’t want to share the stage with so many other “lesser” stars! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

John Travolta thinks she’s too good! No. Celine Dion doesn’t seem the type. Mimi’s twinglings were barely hatched from her rainbow womb so she wasn’t in a state to yodel. So I’ll go with Tina Turner?

This B- movie actress who has dated one of the biggest stars on the planet has started a new regimen that her shaman says will be good for her. What is it? Drinking blood from a combination of animals everyday. Craaaaazy. Of course she has always been a bit kooky. (CDAN)

Winona Ryder? But how are you going to go from drinking Gary Oldman’s (fake) blood to guzzling on squirrel blood?

As for a blind riddle, there’s a Hollywood sure-cock who keeps deliberately hitting on and fucking married women because he gets off on the fact that they’re almost always ready to leave their marriages for him. Who? (Lainey Gossip)

The (Gerard) Butler did it?

This Real Housewife from the East is not only sleeping with one of the crew, he is also supplying her with prescription drugs that are not hers. (CDAN)

Sonja Morgan from The Real Housewives of NYC?

This male reality star on a big cable show, not only cheats on his significant other (who is also a big reality star on the same show), every chance he gets, but throws it in her face and dares her to leave. (CDAN)

Either Slade Slimey and Gretchen from The Real Housewives of Orange County?

or

Scott Disick (aka Scott Is Dick) and Kourtney Kardashian from Keeping Up with Kris’ Kunts?

This married Survivor big star got one of his fellow contestants pregnant. (CDAN)

I GOT IT! Phillip Sheppard is such a master secret agent that he’s actually a biological woman and Boston Rob knocked him up.

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