And The Bride Wore 7,000 Piercings
Yesterday in Edinburgh, former Hot Slut and the woman who makes Staysha Randall look like a piercing gun newbie married a completely vanilla man whose idea of a wild time is probably not folding his white boxer shorts before he does missionary sex under the covers with the lights on. Actually, I shouldn't judge a bald bland man by his cover, because he could be wearing a nipple to penis chain underneath that sensible suit.
The Telegraph is happy to report that 46-year-old Brazilian piercing goddess Elaine Davidson married civil servant worker Douglas Watson in an intimate ceremony in Edinburgh where they live together. Douglas told reporters outside of the Register's Office that he didn't fall in love with Elaine because she looks like the love child of Princess Fiona Shrek and a magnet, he loves her for the beauty she is inside. Douglas said, "We met in a coffee shop in Glasgow 15 years ago and got chatting. We connected straight away and have been together ever since. I am always amazed by the effect her piercings have on people. She's an incredible woman. People think its unconventional but that is the woman she is and people love her for it."
Elaine, who owns an aromatherapy shop in town, has nearly 7,000 piercings including with 192 in her face alone and 1,500 that are "internal." Elaine painted herself green for the occasion.
Douglas' family said that as a child they always caught him sticking his dick in a jar of bolts so they aren't surprised by this pairing (they didn't say that). You know, nothing makes the dead veins in my heart twitch like the love between an odd couple. Here's hoping that they will be very happy together and here's hoping that they got gallons of rust stop lube as wedding presents or poor Doug is going to need a tetanus shot in his dick every week.
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The hassle it must be for this person to go through a metal detector or an MRI.
This makes me want to bite down on a towel and scream and scream and scream.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Lady Gaga eat your heart out.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Anyone got a magnet?
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As someone who is heavily tattooed; could stick coke cans into the holes in my earlobes, I have a split tongue and have had everything on my body pierced (although I've removed all of them at this point), I can't get down on someone's desire to be heavily modified, but this woman has always looked like an asshat to me.
Part of what makes body modification beautiful is when it is well done. The slowly rejecting/migrating surface piercings all over her body and face are hideous. If she had any tact at all she'd invest in replacing all her thin skinned surface piercings and ill-fitting cheap jewelry with some mirror-polished micro dermals, or maybe at least some well-fitted high quality jewelry (it is her damn wedding day). Then again if she had any tact at all, this picture wouldn't be happening.
I was stuck behind this bitch for TSA screening.
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"The company could assert the clause as a defense against payment from its coiffeurs."
I am a hypocrite. I normally love freedom of expression, but no. Just no.
She looks like an Alien from Farscape
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Wow, I just looked up her name and apparently there are naked pictures of her and EVERYTHING is pierced multiple times...gross...
Ugh, I REALLY hate people with this need to "express themselves" through too many piercings and tattoos...like how generic and boring of a person are you that you have to express yourself by getting that shit done. They all look the same and interchangeable, I guess a few like this one stick out as being people who make exceptionally poor life choices but other than that...meh
And I regret the two extra piercings in my ears.
Congrats to Lady GaGa! Wait...what?
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I see they got married at Wayne Manor.
I was relieved to read that's just paint and not an elaborate tattoo.
LOL
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:56am.
Wait a second - so how did that other bitch win the world record! Needs more math classes!
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the record was for the most piercings in one sitting, not overall count. Your math is fine, your reading comprehension skills are not... :P
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Girls watch porn too!:
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 11:56am.
Wait a second - so how did that other bitch win the world record! Needs more math classes!
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the record was for the most piercings in one sitting, not overall count. Your math is fine, your reading comprehension skills are not... :P
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"El programa nacional de bilingüismo refinish unpronounced Generic Viagra obfuscation lira Keflex and alcohol husbandman prey Valium cat Drover Forty" ~ a dumbass spammer
OMFG! That face is terrifying! What kind of whack job would do that? She must be fugly as sin.
You have no idea how LONG it took to find the face. I searched and searched for the face, not knowing. Wow.
Wait a second - so how did that other bitch win the world record! Needs more math classes!
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Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Why bother with the Duchess of Cambridge? Step aside, Kate Middleton, because this beauty leaves you in the dust, sister, as the most classy, elegant, and beautiful thing currently in England.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
*dry heave
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 10:24am.
When she's giving head, it must sound like santa's sleigh is going by.
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Holy shit - now THAT was funny!!!!!!
dammit, I threw all my fridge magnets at the Hot Slut of the day already.
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/06/10/hot-slut-day
She should be called toady, she looks like one and all that shit on her face looks like warts.
Bout time I had a new avie.
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I am beyond hoffified
"You may kiss the bride."
Where? How? And most important, Why?
And here I am trying to lose that last 5kg and crying that my hair is falling out.
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"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Two words: PROJECTILE HURL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just an idea - why did she go through all this trouble, she could just wear chainmail outfits.
She/It must be on a constantly on antibiotics. That was seriously gross and I'm going to have nightmares about that face!
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I'm actually relieved because my first thought was 'please God not another fuckin' Lady GaGa post!'
The 'just walked past an exploding craft store' look is quite her schtick, although this is more Home Depot.
And I can't even get a fucking date and this freak of nature gets married?
OMG I had my picture taken with that kilted guy in 2003 at the Fringe! hahaha
He has a Star Wars tat on his ass.
When she's giving head, it must sound like santa's sleigh is going by.
If 500 piercings on the genetalia, how many on the clit? Doesn't' seem like a piece of skin that can accommodate a lot of jewelry without ceasing to function properly. On the other hand, masturbating with a magnet?????
Well, good for them anyway.
seriously, I barely noticed the face over that ghastly, giant cupcake she was wearing.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 9:30am.
Um, how is it that "that" got married and I'm still single?? Mind. Boggled
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COSIGN. What in holy hell, does he even know what she looks like without all the piercings??
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/267915
She can stick her pinky through a hole in her tongue! *shudders*
From her Wiki page:
"She has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally"
ummmm.....WHAT????
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I would be afraid to fuck with her...She would probably cast a spell on me..
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 10:04am.
I bet she has a great personality.
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I'm sure it's pierced as well.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 9:26am.
Tacky!! She should have gone with a nice rose or a raspberry facepaint to soften her features.
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LOL!
The dude in the background next to her has the best "WTF am I staring at?" face. Lmao!
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Please get the fuck out ---->
talk about the stuff of nightmares.
jesus FUCK.
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I bet she has a great personality.
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 9:55am.
@Whammo...I like to keep my kinkiness firmly out of the closet..
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LOL.
I am thinking that got married?!
also positive proof that not all brides are beautiful, she looks like ?
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Slurp, jack and snowplow, Raul is just happy we all laugh again after that last post, maybe Friday isn't ruined after all!
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Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
I guess there really IS someone for everyone.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
@Whammo...I like to keep my kinkiness firmly out of the closet..
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Bet she's a joy to be behind in an airport security check..
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