Afternoon Crumbs

June 10, 2011 / Posted by:

The new equation for a perfect portrait is scotch whisky wallpaper + ginge + fluffy chichi clouds – Hollywood Tuna

Ashley Greene and Gerard Butler are like bottom of the barrel version of Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprioLainey Gossip

JLo’s ass cheeks deliver lines better than she does – The Superficial

Neil Patrick Harris shows us what rich parents with too much time on their hands do to entertain themselves – Towleroad

Ashley Greene’s full of tit sweat, or maybe she just hugged Gerard Butler? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Sarah Larson’s bunk mate at the halfway house for George Clooney’s old hos might be coming sooner rather than later – Celebitchy

The creator of Mad Libs is dead! May he _____ in ______ forever and _____ – The Daily What

Out of some Ambien and need to pass the hell out? Just stare at these pictures of January Jones with a yoga mat for about a second – ICYDK

Someone named Jarah Mariano is in lingerie – Popoholic

Kate Gosselin’s former possum pal curls up on Beyonce’s head for Dazed & Confused magazine – Just Jared

Backwards cap, wooden chain, white t-shirt and visible gut… Bradley Cooper might be playing KFed in a movie – Popsugar

Two words: homeless farts – OMG Blog

Nice to see that John Travolta’s old wig is getting work – The Berry

If an ostrich tried to swallow Charlize TheronCelebslam

I’D HIT IT! You could stick your peen in his double wide gap while he brushes (not that this gremlin sloth does) – Crunk + Disorderly

Those motherfucking dogs are eating the world’s supply of gelato! – Cityrag

What in the pirate wench beast hair is going on with JHud’s entire look? – I’m Not Obsessed

Vintage Lisa EdelsteinSOW

And the star of Playboy’s beauties of the meth lab issue will be… – Hollywood Rag

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