Prince & Princess Teefs Are Here To Remind You To Brush And Floss

The who's who of British society - let me stop and start again. The who's who of British society minus Amy Wino, Jodie Marsh, Pete Doherty, Harvey Price, Alicia Douvall, the cast of Geordie Shore and.. Wait, since I put it that way I should really say that the who cares of British society (that's better) gathered at the ARK 10th Anniversary gala at Perk's Field in London tonight to bask in the blinding white glory shooting off of Prince William and Duchess Kate's teeth. I swear, whenever I see these two I just want to make out with a Chiclet or gently hump my teeth with a Crest White Stripes.

It's been six weeks since Duchess Kate secured the second most coveted position in the world, Prince Hot Ginge's sister-in-law (the first being, Prince Hot Ginge's peen ring), and tonight she and Prince William attended their first evening gala as a married ass couple. Tom Ford, Elizabeth Hurley, Kevin Spacey and others were part of the lucky few who got to see the royal teeth up close.

And Duchess Kate's dress looks cotton candy slobber, so it works for me.

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:07pm.

William should invest in some crest white strips.

Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:56pm.

Men are not really attracted to bags of bones like Kate but she photographs well.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:48pm.

If Kate had a little more ass, she wouldn't look so 'rexic. Her arms don't look that skinny to me.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:46pm.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:35pm.
Kevin Spacey can do no wrong.

Apparently after hours, in certain dark London parks, he can.

Submitted by kndall44 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:29pm.

Kate's a heavy smoker, so substitutes cigs for food.

Like Britney, teeth are bleached real good.

Submitted by OHPLEAZ on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:25pm.

My gosh when I first saw this picture, I loved the dress and the shoes. Then, I saw how tiny she is! She must be a triple zero! But, she's a classic beauty.

Submitted by Sexy Pants on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:10pm.

I fucking love the dress and especially the shoes. That is all.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:08pm.

Well, they're still better-looking than OUR horsefaced First Couple.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:56pm.

She is too skinny but goodness could you imagine the pressure???? This day and age (god I sound old) when people photograph you 24/7/365 and then try and tear apart every extra inch, bump and mini-flaw....I think I would be a negative size 4 too. She isn't what you would consider sexy but she is pretty by classic standards.

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Submitted by soapopera4cam on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:39pm.

kevin spacey??? why didnt i get an invite also?!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:28pm.

Perfection.

Even Kevin Spacecase.

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Submitted by maadbeacon on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:27pm.

Tom Ford should consider a new look.

Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:27pm.

Bitch looks like she's already sick of fucking this jit-bag with the big teeth and receding hairline. You can tell she's fantasizing about a bigger cock, more money, more expensive gifts and yachts and furs and mansions and shit. I would certainly enjoy watching her getting screwed. Pippa!!

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:17pm.

Kate is prettay. Her dress is distressed. But I like it.

The shoes are alittle ornate but sexy.
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I just watched fucking Austin Powers about 2 hours ago and wondered, where the hell Lizabeth H. is. Weird.
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Submitted by Puppy Love on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:14pm.

Willie's yellow teef are nasty and stained. Katie looks beautiful but she's still too thin. Eat a scone, Darling.

Liz wears too much eyeliner--it ages her.

Submitted by kacky on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:15pm.

Is it possible she's gotten even thinner?

@ Emeriesan People can't disagree without something being wrong with them? I disagree with you, I think she looks terrible, but that doesn't automatically make you a this or a that. Grow up.
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Submitted by Zonko on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:05pm.

That Kate is one hot tamale.

Me likey.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:40pm.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:07pm.

I read this in the Recent Comments as Tom Ford isn't squirting. Hahaha. God. What is wrong with me.

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:37pm.

Tom Ford isn't squinting. He's just smirking with his eyes.

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:33pm.

Submitted by Fraggle: "Prince William's 'Chatterer' cenobite smile always freaks me out."

Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A "Hellraiser" reference.

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:21pm.

I can't stand Liz and I hate to admit that she looks amazing here.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:20pm.

I love Kate's dress and shoes! She looks perfect.

That fake "big-teef" smile Prince William always has plastered on his face is really getting old.

Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:17pm.

I am officially sick of these two. The sad part is that we will never stop hearing about them. Not even after they die.

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Submitted by cliffdweller on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:50pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:39pm.

I had no idea... Glad to hear she's doing better.

Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:15pm.

God they are so boring and fug. Who the fuck cares about this lame Talbots-looking bitch and her spoiled (and bald) brat of a husband?

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:16pm.

I'm glad post chemo/radiation and now cancer-free that Jennifer Saunders is planning one-two more AbFab specials and can let Pats have a swing at "Duchess" here. Lord know Saunders used to filet Camilla, in a friendly way. Did you know "she's almost attractive, now?"

Saw a recent pic of Saunders with virtually no hair and she looked adorable.
How did she look Patsy and Fleur, Magda and the rest of Patsy's magazine gang? "ADORABLE!"
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:07pm.

Kevin Spacey's head looks like a flattened boiled egg that someone drew a creepy face on.

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Submitted by SwollenSwell on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:29pm.
I am so sick of Tom Ford's 'Groundhog Day' Tux/Squint combo.

What do you want him to wear, a kimono???

Because that would be pretty damn HOT.

Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:05pm.

Prince Teefs has the yellows. Get that man some Crest Whitening Strips™ stat. Princess Teefs has the dazzling whites though.

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:05pm.

Uh-oh, Liz Hurley. It's all going to get scary from here on out. The excessive fronds of yellow in the hair, the dense, Joan Collinsy eye makeup… I guarantee that the next major photo we see of her will be frightening.

We get it, Tom Ford. You're ♫"That Guy".♪

Kevin Spacey can do no wrong.

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Submitted by Chucks on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:05pm.

She is rather manish.

Submitted by Smokey Kitteh on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:03pm.

Diana just had a presence that Kate doesn't have but I personally think Kate is very pretty indeed. Tom Ford always just looks so intense. Like he could shoot laser beams outta those eyes. And Damn! Look at Liz Hurley. Can't believe that bitch looks that good at her age. I'm seriously jealous.

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Submitted by Fraggle on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:17pm.

He needs to just close his damn mouth.

Submitted by SwollenSwell on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:59pm.

I am so sick of Tom Ford's 'Groundhog Day' Tux/Squint combo. CHANGE IT UP.

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:56pm.

Bossy,

Ooo, you nailed Hurley. Thing is, someone told her she's got great tits, and she does, which is why she's always in a halter. I get that she's kind of sexy, but I think Elizabeth Hurley is a nasty bitch. You may think that Marilyn Monroe was "fat," but you couldn't hold a candle to her even if she went up to a size 22. Fact. And how many years later after her death, and she is timeless? You, not so much.

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Submitted by Supertramp on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:53pm.

For those of you who have not heard, they are looking to hire servants.

Kinda disappointing - I was hoping they'd buck the trend.

Submitted by badwolf on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:49pm.

Kate looks pretty, nice teeth for a Brit, but she is scary thin. Seriously. Do these stick girls realize their faces just look older and gaunt?

@Bossy - I also don't get the fuss over Pippa's ass. What ass? And that ugly face. Kate is the prettier sister by far.

Submitted by music lover on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:49pm.

I gotta agree that Diana was more beautiful. Maybe not perfect but she had an aura this chick doesn't have IMO.

Love the shoes btw but not the dress.

Submitted by Iffy on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:48pm.

She's too good for Prince Baldilocks. Hope it was worth it, honey.

Submitted by Fraggle on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:47pm.

Prince William's "Chatterer" cenobite smile always freaks me out. Dude, some people don't look good trying to show all of their teeth when they smile. That's the smile you give someone when you're in a restaurant to double-check if you still have spinach stuck in your teeth...NOT as a photo-op smile for the general public.

Hurley looks a-freakin'-mazing.

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Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:47pm.

Tom Ford is hot but why is he always squinting?

Kate is pretty. Wills done good. Maybe they will breed the ugly right out of the Windsor gene pool.

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:45pm.

Girl is looking fine to me - whoever is slagging off her body or her dress sense is just a sexist arsehole. And I think it's great that she is wearing high street shoes, British brands do need a sales boost right now...

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 6:48pm.

Kate's pretty. Not gorgeous but pretty. Prettier than Diana to my eyes. Yeah, I said it.
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Really? Maybe to a guy Kate is more conventionally attractive. She's got a hot body (when she wasn't so skinny), perfect teeth and good hair.

But I thought Diana had a more complex beauty. Shy, complex eyes, a mysterious smile and unique bone structure. She was the shizz in the 80s.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:38pm.

I'll attend any festival of male pattern baldness if Kevin Spacey is there!

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Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:37pm.

Kate is very pretty. Pippa has no ass, I don't know what any of you are talking about. She's lean, but no ass or at least a very small one that I don't think Kate should be envious of since she has her own small ass.

Ugh, is Hurley still around? Will she ever give it a rest? At least she's not wearing that one dress she has in 100 colors. You know, the one where she's pushing her breasts out of it.
Examples: http://glamourtoday.in/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Elizabeth-Hurley-10100...
http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleries2/2009/7/elizabeth_hurley_cleavage...
http://www.celebrity-images.info/1296330721-elizabeth_hurley_france_big....
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/19/article-1057894-02B7AEFD000005...
http://www.rodcollins.com/images/liz-hurley-dress.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/21/article-1020822-01528DDE000005...

Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:37pm.

Kate's dress is gorgeous. I can't decide if she's ana or not. The ankles and the 3" waist are throwing me.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:36pm.

She seriously needs to pick up a book on applying makeup; I can't believe she is just a couple of years older than me - looks about 45. And read the book over burgers from McDonald's please.

Submitted by putas on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:34pm.

Amazing makeup. Less cheesy black eyeliner under the eye which no one should do. Ever. She is learning! And she usually looks meh but ..did her nose get done? Tip less bulbous than early pics?? Still not nuts about her at all but she looks the part. Willie needs to cue ball that shit and be a fierce baldy. Surprise people.

Tom ford. I just love him. And his movie was so well done. talented and smoooove.

Submitted by nclgemini on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:33pm.

whats up with those skeletor ass ankles of hers? Looks like fuckin toothpicks! and prince willy seriously does need to cuddle up to some white strips. HES ROYAL BUTTER TEEFS!! eeeeew!

Submitted by spammypam on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:32pm.

those are some brutally ugly shoes. and that dress, oy. she needs herself a stylist. i looked up the shoes and they're like $285. really? you can't get some better shoes?

http://www.lkbennett.com/shoes/sandals/CSAGATA670SUEDE