The who’s who of British society – let me stop and start again. The who’s who of British society minus Amy Wino, Jodie Marsh, Pete Doherty, Harvey Price, Alicia Douvall, the cast of Geordie Shore and.. Wait, since I put it that way I should really say that the who cares of British society (that’s better) gathered at the ARK 10th Anniversary gala at Perk’s Field in London tonight to bask in the blinding white glory shooting off of Prince William and Duchess Kate’s teeth. I swear, whenever I see these two I just want to make out with a Chiclet or gently hump my teeth with a Crest White Stripes.
It’s been six weeks since Duchess Kate secured the second most coveted position in the world, Prince Hot Ginge’s sister-in-law (the first being, Prince Hot Ginge’s peen ring), and tonight she and Prince William attended their first evening gala as a married ass couple. Tom Ford, Elizabeth Hurley, Kevin Spacey and others were part of the lucky few who got to see the royal teeth up close.
And Duchess Kate’s dress looks cotton candy slobber, so it works for me.