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June 9, 2011 / Posted by:

Thank you to Fresh at Crunk + Disorderly for baptizing my eyes this morning with a splash of labia ash, Anita Baker’s spit and the fumes from a poorly ventilated Raquel Welch wig. Get yourself a paper plate and feast your eyes on the transgendered New Orleans blossom Katey Red serenading her fair hamlet (emphasis on HAM) with a sweet lullaby to the Melpomene Projects.

With a face that would make any Braxton go bankrupt again to get and a wardrobe that was bought using a Burlington Coat Factory black card, Katey leads the pussy poppin’ parade in a vintage Ford Explorer before stepping out onto a dusty red carpet to entertain her legion of fans on a stage where I’m pretty sure an elementary school graduation took place just minutes beforehand.

Lady Chablis toasts to New Orleans’ new ambassador of glamour (and the new face of COOGI).

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