Afternoon Crumbs
Goth chola swan Spaz de la Huerta does the Care Bear stare for Lovecat Magazine (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Michelle Williams’ new boyfriend sort of looks like if my Japanese aunt played Danny Zuko in Grease. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not. – Lainey Gossip
George Takei really should be in everything – Towleroad
5 pounds of whore in a 2 pound bag – Hollywood Tuna
The Foghorn Leghorn to Hayden Panettiere’s Henery Hawk sounds like he should really be writing romance novels for the Hostel set – The Superficial
Live from the land of broken glow stick foolery, it’s Saturday night! – The Daily What
Pushing yourself in front of Robert De Niro is one of life’s pleasures you must dip into so I can’t blame ScarJo for that – Celebitchy
Ashley Jizzdale is still here – Popoholic
Shakira works the pole better than a Prostitution Whore in heat – Just Jared
What’s your doggelganger? – OMG Blog
What it looks like when Clay Aiken gets diarrhea – The Berry
Kurt from Glee is about to become an author – ICYDK
An officer and a hot ginge – Popsugar
Michelle Rodriguez’s got a big thick board – Moe Jackson
I don’t know which one is which anymore – Hollywood Rag
Jennifer Aniston is producing fake eHarmony video ads now – Videogum
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog make a face that clearly communicated to us how he would rather be in the jaws of a shark than in the arm of Jayde Nicole – Cityrag
Is this a lost scene from The Others? – I’m Not Obsessed