Afternoon Crumbs

Goth chola swan Spaz de la Huerta does the Care Bear stare for Lovecat Magazine (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Michelle Williams' new boyfriend sort of looks like if my Japanese aunt played Danny Zuko in Grease. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. - Lainey Gossip

George Takei really should be in everything - Towleroad

5 pounds of whore in a 2 pound bag - Hollywood Tuna

The Foghorn Leghorn to Hayden Panettiere's Henery Hawk sounds like he should really be writing romance novels for the Hostel set - The Superficial

Live from the land of broken glow stick foolery, it's Saturday night! - The Daily What

Pushing yourself in front of Robert De Niro is one of life's pleasures you must dip into so I can't blame ScarJo for that - Celebitchy

Ashley Jizzdale is still here - Popoholic

Shakira works the pole better than a Prostitution Whore in heat - Just Jared

What's your doggelganger? - OMG Blog

What it looks like when Clay Aiken gets diarrhea - The Berry

Kurt from Glee is about to become an author - ICYDK

An officer and a hot ginge - Popsugar

Michelle Rodriguez's got a big thick board - Moe Jackson

I don't know which one is which anymore - Hollywood Rag

Jennifer Aniston is producing fake eHarmony video ads now - Videogum

I don't think I've ever seen a dog make a face that clearly communicated to us how he would rather be in the jaws of a shark than in the arm of Jayde Nicole - Cityrag

Is this a lost scene from The Others? - I'm Not Obsessed

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by mikidais on Fri, 06/10/2011 - 12:03pm.

Yeah, right Kim K, you are certainly a size 2.

Fucking liar. When you are a size two and 110 pounds, you do not have rolls hanging out like she does.

Stupid skank.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:05pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:31pm.
Nice job Kim K! I mean, assuming blind chunky harem girl is the look you were going for.
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Bwahahahaha!!

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Submitted by chicasuperpoderosa on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:56pm.

I think Pique's wand is affecting Shakira's brain cells.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:37pm.

ScarJo is beautiful, but very overrated as an actress. Hayden Panatroll needs to go away because she irks me very much.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:25pm.

Spaz always looks to me like she;s wearing a pair of those wax lips.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:10pm.

If I were to walk into a restaurant and spy Duane "Dog" Chapman and his wife, I would turn on my heel and run the fuck away.
Not because there are any warrants pending.
Well, not many. Nothing serious. Promise.
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Clapton is God

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:04pm.

If you don't want to click onto that vile Drunken Stepfather site:

http://itr2010.org/2011/06/07/paz-de-la-huerta-lovecat-magazine-summer-s...
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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:03pm.

By the way, about Scarlet Johannson, I was talking about her role in Iron Man 2, Black Widow. I'm saying Milla Jovovich would've been the better choice.

Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:02pm.

I get a Sandra Bernhard vibe from Spaz de la Huerta.

George Takei is the shitznit. And his appearances on The Howard Stern Show are always homers (at least before 2010).

Kim Karda-shitstain makes me nauseous.

Hayden Pannatiere annoys the shit out of me.

ScarJo doesn't appeal to me that much. She might have been hot in the past, but now she's this uptight bitch, and ergo, the sex appeal whithers along with the boobs. Why in the name of Hollywood didn't Jon Favreau hire Milla Jovovich? She's russian, the right height, and a trillion times the actress ScarJo wishes she could be.

I see no reason for me to hate Ashley Tisdale. I spent time with girls who had most of her feistiness and spunk. Shame that Hellcats got yanked. Hopefully we'll see some more of Tisdale and Aly Michalka (you should see HER lately, GOD DAMN!)

I, too, like Shakira. Her music, not so much. It's creeping into pop territory.

Nah, don't care about Glee. But Jane Lynch is mah faaaaaaaaaaavorite!

Hey, Harry, stop shoving your A-class life in our faces, dude. You're a prince, act like one, not like Paris Hilton.

M-Rod will kick your ass once she knows that she's now bait on this site. C'est la vie, though.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:01pm.

I love me the Shakira but that new song blows.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 4:04pm.

OMG Like there is anyone left in the English speaking world who has not had their eyes assaulted by Paz's lady bits?

When ever she pulls this crap, I think of that part in A League of Their Own when Rosie O'Donnell says to Madonna, "You think there are people who haven't seen your bosoms?"

Submitted by Cara on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 4:03pm.

Paz is underwhelming and pretty gross. Does she have a corporate rate for gangbangs, or is she related to somebody famous? Her fame is baffling.

Submitted by SoulTaker on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 3:09pm.

Was that video of Nicole K recorded recently (I didn't actually watch/listen to it) or what's the deal? Because in the vid her hair is still very blonde like it was months ago, but in more recent times, including in the pics of her at the CMT Awards the other night that are in a later post here in Dlisted, her hair is red.

Submitted by Wanted on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 2:48pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 2:38pm.

Wanted -- Paz de la WHOREta is an "actress" (and I use that term ever so loosely) on the HBO show, "Boardwalk Empire." She has absolutely no acting ability, but she shows her ass & tits on a weekly basis. That's her career in a nutshell.
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Ohhhhh, thanks for clearing that up for me. Too lazy to Wiki.

Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 2:32pm.

Paz looks diseased.

Submitted by mbar on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 2:05pm.

I love the idea of a Japanese SNL. Japanese people are ridiculously good looking and naturally funny. I'm with Gwen Stefani in the "I wish I was Japanese" boat.

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:51pm.

I don't know which one is which anymore.

Que la chinga!? It look likes Dog Chapman and his beast wife rolled out from under their trailer home and walked to the restaurant.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:21pm.

hekki, YES! go to the superficial.com and read the comments. they are HILARIOUS.

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No words to say, no words to convey
This feeling inside, I have for you
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:13pm.

PSL, did you read her rant about how anyone can just make anything up and get attention in a magazine? AH HAHAHAHAHA!

I eagerly await the evidence.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:10pm.

Why is Spaz famous again? She has no talent (she makes me grind my teeth in every episode of Boardwalk Empire with that blank face and abused-little-girl voice), she's not pretty (her eyes are the size of ants) and she always looks dirty and greasy.

Also, flashing your ladybits like that isn't sexy. That pose is what little girls do before they know any better.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:08pm.

Kim K is always looks one cheesburger away from obesity.

Paz de la whatever is soooo nasty. I can't stand looking at her.

Michelle Williams has seen better days. Her guy is pretty cute, though.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:04pm.

Isn't Paz the one who said she wore a merkin? Who said that? Ohhhhh, it was Evan Rachel Wood for "Mildred Pierce".

Submitted by Wanted on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:04pm.

i'm sorry, what does paz de la huerta do again? is she like an actress or something? why are we supposed to care about her? i mean if i want to see some tits and ass I just visit coco's twitter.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:02pm.

Kim K is complaining that her "privacy is being invaded" by this cheat scandal.

hahahahhahahahah- excuse me?

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No words to say, no words to convey
This feeling inside, I have for you
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:00pm.

Michelle's man IS hot. Meanwhile she's looking like my Aunt Cindy, and that's NOT a compliment. She looks all fat from the rib cage up, and skinny from the waist down. What's up with that? (I really do like her, generally.)

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:00pm.

SpiceDong -- oh, you know de la WHOREta's nasty, hairy, smelly bush was airbrushed out for the magazine. I saw that thing on "Boardwalk Empire" -- it's huge, ugly & hairy!!! She looks like one of those dames whose ass & pits smell.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:56pm.

Aw, Paz and her insane clown pussy. So sweet!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:54pm.

PAZ DE LA WHORETA FTW!!!

♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:53pm.

that heart looks way to small to be able to cover Paz's huge sascrotch bush...either she waxed or the brillo pad was photoshopped out.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:50pm.

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 2:19pm.
Oh and Michelle Williams' boyfriend is too hot for her,

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He is hot! Reminds me of a Brandon Lee type.

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:49pm.

Oh and Michelle Williams' boyfriend is too hot for her, and Paz Whatever is a fucking skank who literally nauseates me.

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:47pm.

What in Crayola hell is KK wearing? She looks...sloppy hefty.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:46pm.

Submitted by catfight357 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 1:57pm.
Ok I am confused. That doppelganger website either told me I should adopt a pit bull or I LOOK like a pit bull. which is it?

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I think we are supposed to adopt these dogs because we resemble each other. My dog was cute. A Pit Bull mix of sorts. However I will not be going to New Zealand to get him.

Submitted by grommet on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:44pm.

Michelle Williams gets all the cream. Hate.

Submitted by Kenneth G on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:39pm.

I would not fuck Paz de la Huerta. Interpret that as you shall.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:38pm.

Nicole Kidman looks like Veruca Salt now. What in holy hell has she DONE to herself? Jesus Christ.

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:37pm.

I love Scarlett, but ironically, red is not her color.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:37pm.

Williams' new boyfriend looks too SoCal jock for her hipster ass.

Submitted by Saix on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:36pm.

Paz Nazty. That seriously DID make me throw up. No joking.

Kim K. As pretty as you are, dress more comfortably. It'll do you good.

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:35pm.

As usual, Shakira looks amazing. But the pole-dancing made me sad. I think she is above that, but she does not. She's super talented and her latest album is SO good. But pole dancing? We can do better.

Nicole Kidman's face makes me more sad than Shakira's pole dancing. Such a beatiful woman, but she looks spackled and shellacked. However, she seems so down to Earth, and she really is a phenomenal talent. A true movie star. The best thing she ever did was leave Tommy Girl.

Submitted by catfight357 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:27pm.

Ok I am confused. That doppelganger website either told me I should adopt a pit bull or I LOOK like a pit bull. which is it?

Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:26pm.

I would kill for Shakira's booty.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:24pm.

I'd love to push myself in front of Robert DeNiro. That man is all sorts of sexy, and I don't care if he's old!!!

Paz de la WHOREta doing her usual thing. I can't believe such an ugly chick got into the biz. Woof!

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:22pm.

That's not sexy. She looks like a little girl pulling up her dress. Oh Paz, how do you keep getting this mag spots?

Kim K's fat roll is trying to overtake her belt.

Agh! What the fuck happened to ScarJo? Short hair is not the look for her.

Wow Harry looks hot. Usually on the fence about his hotness but DAYUM! And I don't even find uniforms sexy.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:19pm.

"Could you get me some hot water please?"
"HOT WATUH????"

"papi i no play get duh hell outta ma phone!!"

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.