Suri Cruise Is The Imelda Marcos Of Her Generation
Suri Cruise is the daughter of a Scientology queen and a robot who played American royalty in a TV miniseries once, so you would automatically expect her to cover her precious princess feet with the finest shoes that Tommy Girl's money can buy. And she does! That's what Star Magazine (via news.com.au) says. A source says that Suri's shoe collection is so massive and luxurious that it is worth more than some people's three bedroom home in Santiago, Chile (everything I learned about the price of real estate I learned from HHI).
Warning: Get ready to feel whatever emotions one feels when finding out that selling a 5-year-old's shoe collection could pay off your student loans. Apparently, Suri's got a $150,000 shoe collection. The source put it like this:
"Suri has so many designer shoes. She’s a massive fan of Marc Jacobs and she’s had several shoes custom-made, so if they didn’t come with a heel, Katie had them redesigned for Suri. She commissioned a pair of Louboutins for her a while back. She cries if Katie reaches for anything but a little pair of sandals with some sort of heel.It’s hard keeping up with a growing girl. Suri sometimes picks out the shoes her mum should wear, and then picks out shoes for her dad. They genuinely seem to value her opinion and want her to make her own decisions.”
Maybe it's because Veruca Salt is my favorite Charlie and the Chocolate Factory character, but I don't see the problem with this. If Katie and Tommy want to raise a spoiled snowflake who will eventually get arrested for slapping a Saks salesperson after they tell her they don't have her size, let them! Zsa Zsa Gabor is this close to skipping up the crystal drops to heaven and she needs a diva successor! Suri is that successor! So I say, keep on being shit parents, Tommy and Katie. Keep on!
Besides, when Suri outgrows her heels, she can give them to Tommy since they're just his size. Suri is not only helping the economy, but she's also being green!
(Thanks Nelson)
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First suri tells katie what to wear.
second they were carrying her all the place at 11pm or 2AM for a photo op outside some celebrity restaurant where they will be seeing.
third when suri bought those penis lollies.
and now suri has her own shoe collection and dictates what she wants.
Yeah she is not a brat child at all!! of course not.
I hope she turns out to be the meanist bitch in town and katie and tom will look like fools.
Suri is a poster child (already) for fucked up celebrity kids. If she finds her way through this fantasy and into the real world it will be a sign of her character rising to the occasion and defying her parents inappropriate behaviour but I doubt she has the stuff. The look in her eyes indicates she is a full-blown princess.
Fedex that fucking brat to me.
Just give me one month.
No violence. Just, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!
Wash, rinse and repeat.
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GERONIMO!
the girl is gonna get serious problems because mommy ket her wear heels every day of her young life when her feet were still growing.
Why do her knees and legs look so old? there is almost nothing cute and child-like about her and that's sick...they're fucking terrible parents
I don't know what Tomkat's ultimate plan is for Suri (they're Scienos - there's always a plan) but it mustn't involve her ever interacting with non auditees.
A few more years enjoying this level of indulgence and Suri will be completely incapable of social assimilation with the outside world.
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Her feet are going to be fucking ugly and messed up by the time she's hits puberty if she continues to wear heels for long periods of time while her feet are still developing. Wonder what Xenu's going to do about that?
I look at this kid's expression (which is always the same), and I want so badly to say, "Hey, little girl, better not be lookin' at folks with that evil eye unless you want your head blown off."
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:28pm.
Nothing is gonna make up for your kid's looks except her own personality, so work on THAT.
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This!!! There is nothing wrong with spoiling your child every once in a while, but the level that Tom and Katie are on? Suri is going to be an absolutely VILE human being, if she isn't already. And, newsflash, TomKate, buying her material things is NOT going to make her love you any more. If anything, she'll have zero respect for you. Kids need structure, and discipline,and to be told NO.
Kids that are raised like Suri grow up to be completely selfish, entitled pieces of shit. Source: Real life.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by harveyprice: "...A trend I've noticed with some mothers (my MIL included), is that if their daughter is really not attractive and will obviously struggle for acceptance (due to the importance that is placed on appearance), they overindulge them with material shit, especially clothes, hair, make-up, etc."
Well, it's not a NEW trend. But it certainly DOES happen. Like this kid in my daughter's class. She's absolutely skinny and tiny and looks like Desperaux. Seems likeable enough and she does have nice manners. But apparently she is very spoiled. The mother is the second wife and dresses in platform heels and very trendy MILF wear to pick her kid up from school every day. I have no idea how she snagged that man because she is no looker, but whatever.
Anyway, my kid went to a party at her house around Christmas time and was telling me what the kid has in her bedroom. And also told me all about how the kid had a temper tantrum ("Just like a BABY, Mom! I couldnt' believe it!") and the mother yelled at one of the party guests for upsetting her kid. Ai yi yi.
Nothing is gonna make up for your kid's looks except her own personality, so work on THAT.
Submitted by dlaugher on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:07pm.
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They are not letting this "child" be a child. There is something very wrong here.
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Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:03pm.
What do they do with those shoes once they are too small?
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If suri is anything like kids i know, she won't want to get rid of anything. if that's the case, they'll need a wing just for her old stuff. (since she gets what she wants.) i wonder if the spelling manse is still for sale? might have enough room there.
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What do they do with those shoes once they are too small?
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 3:52pm.
Seee.......my bitchery is usually based on observable fact :)
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
At this rate, Suri will be wearing her first pair of stilletos by the time she's in 6th grade.
Either that, or she'll launch a shoe blog by the end of summer!
I'm sorry, I don't care how much money you have, spending that much on children's shoes is obnoxious. Katie had a normal upbringing, I can't understand why she'd be cool with this. I think this has more to do with TG and him deciding his little princess will have nothing less than the most expensive shit out there. And Katie probably has no say in the matter. Which makes her as pathetic as he is, considering she could easily say, ok, fine, but she'll be spending time at homeless shelters so she appreciates what she has. Princess Diana did that with her boys and you see them going out of their way to give back, despite how they live. It's possible to be loaded and have a lot and not be a spoiled asshole.
This kid is doomed.
"Suri always looks messy to me, like one of those feral children that was raised by wolves."
In a way...
"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."
Please god let me live long enough to see the almighty trainwreck this little bitch makes of her life.
"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."
Shoe'n'tology.
harveyprice -- I was at the store a couple of weeks ago, and this woman had the ugliest pair of girl twins. She bedecked the little fuckers in sequined hats. She kept looking around, hoping someone would catch sight of the rugrats and comment on how cute they were. Finally, some old lady (with cataracts, obviously) told her how cute they were in their sequined hats. I just mumbled under my breath, "ugly little motherfuckers." That ape-looking woman on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" dresses up her kids like that, despite the fact that the kids are fucking ugly. Suri always looks messy to me, like one of those feral children that was raised by wolves.
QUIT HATING JELLIS H8TERS! LEAVE MY LITTLE MINI-ME DEMON SEED ALOOOOOOOOOOONE!
ETA - my fave shoe scene
http://youtu.be/-bFWw704guk
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Fuck him and his hair. (Mrs. Voorhees, 6/3/2011)
I wonder how much Tommygirl paid Chris Klein to go away? Poor Suri is being raised by a couple of brainwashed bafoons.
Poor little fucker. All the money and shoes in the world can't compensate for being raised in the cult of Scientology.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Sorry, but this kid's face is fug. A trend I've noticed with some mothers (my MIL included), is that if their daughter is really not attractive and will obviously struggle for acceptance (due to the importance that is placed on appearance), they overindulge them with material shit, especially clothes, hair, make-up, etc. My suggestion would be to save that money for some plastic surgery or something that will help this little tyke's face. And yeah, I'm not on board the Suri is cute train.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
I hope they're teaching that kid about the less-fortunate, because it sounds like she's spoiled rotten, and she's just a little kid.
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"It amazes me how special people think they are because they've had a baby. Really? I try not to pat myself on the back for doing anything that an average housecat can do." -- Dlister Jerseygirl17
Those hands make her look like Montgomery Burns. "Yeeeeesssss, my minions...you WILL bow to me!"
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
She's spoiled, yes, but maybe she's growing up with an appreciation for the luxury she owns, WHO KNOWS. The crazy aside, I just don't see Tommy Girl being a bad parent, sorry.
"Tommy Girl and Katie need to put down the L. Ron Hubbard books and pick up a copy of something written by Dr. Spock."
Amen to that.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:31pm.
If I ever have a daughter and she starts squawking about having fancy high heeled shoes I would just give her a damn good thrashing and jam a pair of jelly shoes or Crocs...
Now you don't have to go the designer shoe route for children but making them wear hideous Crocs is just cruel!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:28pm.
Oh, are we going to believe THE STAR? Really?
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C'mon, it's not much of a stretch!
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:03pm.
you said Buster Brown. HA HA HA :D
I get a pedicure every 3 weeks. It's money I earned and I'll do the hell what I want with it!
If I could afford a massage every week (Thai, please!) I'd do it too!
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so, prior to having a child, my cousins who had children would say "he's already in a 4T" and I'd be like "yay?" no idea what baby sizes were or meant. don't think I'd stepped foot in a baby store since I was a baby.
then I had a baby...and I found myself spending a lot of money on clothes for my child in lieu of spending money on clothes for myself.
I looked at his closet one day...I noticed he had a hell of a lot of clothes for a...you know...baby. whatever, I thought to myself, because I was proud that my baby was always looking fresh, even if we were just going to the grocery store or the park.
then, he started growing out of his clothes. next thing you know, I have a HUGE box of baby clothes, some of which was never worn, that I have to DONATE now.
since then, I learned my lesson. I resist the urge to drop lots of money on cute little clothes that will never be worn, for which I cannot recoup my investment.
so, forgive me if I puke a little in my mouf that someone, ANYONE, would spend the equivalent of 1 1/2 college educations just on shoes for a child who will grow out of them in 6 months. :P
but then again, they can probably auction the shoes on eBay and some brain-dead moron will pay 10 times the worth of the shoes because they used to be Suri's.
so forgive me if I puke in my mouf a LOT. 8P
What else would you expect from a kid with two rich idiots for parents?
There's NO WAY I'd buy my child designer clothing. Not only is that a perfect target for stains, dirt, etc., but I don't want my kid(s) to grow up like fucking assholes.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
*true confession time* i love reading true crime books. i read one about this woman who murdered a couple of her husbands. Everything had to be her way all the time. She started out in life as the youngest child and was indulged in everything. in fact, she only wanted to eat pancakes, and so she did until she was about 9 or something (she also had tons of health problems later in life).
for some reason, she came to mind.
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Oh, are we going to believe THE STAR? Really?
What bothers me more is the Toddlers and Tiaras way Suri is playing the camera here. Blergh.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
So did Suri pick out the dreadful outfit Katibot has on here? Seriously, I need to know who to blame for this travesty.
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
When I was five, all I would wear was those jelly sandals (gotta love the 90's). I doubt my parents spent more than ₤15 altogether on the shoes I wore when I was Suri's age.
Katie's got ridiculously bad dress sense, but her hair looks pretty in that photo.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
You guys are on FIRE!! These comments have me cracking up. It's good to know that many dlisters know the right way to raise a child.
And to the dlister who corrected me when I said I hope they have a psychiatrist on retainer. Sorry - I got all caught up. I forgot Tom's stance on medical professionals.
Priceless:
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:35pm.
They are fucking that kid up. Lunch at the farmer's market in 15 years or so is gonna be quite the scene. She'll make Weston Cage look like Gandhi.
Shit like this pisses me off more than anything else celebs do. Disgusting human beings.
Her shoes are more than my net worth!
I just hope that when the cameras are off, she is able to jump, run and play like a normal child.
Hahahahaa @ the comments on this thread! I love you guys!
ps. Tom and Katie suck and Suri's eyes in that pic are devouring my soul.
I think I found the Suri of the future.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnhnIqEBvI8
The 1:54 mark is where things get interesting!
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MY FATHER COULD BUY AND SELL YOU!!!
5 year old girl has a $150,000 shoe collection? This is sick.
And in 6 months she'll outgrow all her shoes anyway. I've raised 2 boys, I would know. Thank god I had a younger one always ready for older brother's hand-me-downs.
150 Grand put pay our house off, put two new midsize cars in our driveway and send our entire family to Europe to see my family.
*kicks Suri in the knee-cap*
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
the girl in the background IS NOT Isabella..
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:38pm.
Since we are (I are) bitching about spoiled brats... I can't tell you how many suburban moms in my area take their little girls - like 3 and 5 year olds! - to get mani/pedis every week. Are you effing kidding me?!?! Create high maintenance right from the start. Their future ex-husbands thank you!
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Sounds like my town! I've had ONE pedicure in my life and it sucked...I do a much better job on myself. Kids around here have mani/pedi birthday parties, it's friggin ridiculous. Hooray for keeping up with the Joneses even though everyone is broke and out of work! And massive credit card debt! I'm so over humanity.
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Yoda would be flipping his shit at how deep the evil runs in that kid.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 12:35pm.
They are fucking that kid up. Lunch at the farmer's market in 15 years or so is gonna be quite the scene. She'll make Weston Cage look like Gandhi.
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LOL! I don't think they will have to wait 15 yrs. I am sure she has already had many scenes!