Rohan Marley Just Raised Maury's Brow
This past weekend at a show in Detroit, Lauryn Hill declared to the audience that she's taking a break from showing up 3 hours late to concerts to tend her 6th child who is currently leasing space in her womb. Most of us figured that Lauryn's boyfriend of forever and father of her 5 kids, Rohan Marley, was the one who blew her ovaries a testicle kiss full of semen. Rohan says that we would be wrong in assuming that.
Rohan sang every track on his new album The Misspermification of Lauryn Hill yesterday on Twitter and subtly denied with a creepy wink that he's not the daddy. Ro's Twitter denial has since been deleted, but Chron.com broke it down for us:
Soon after Lauryn Hill announced that she is pregnant with her sixth child, Rohan Marley took to Twitter to state that he was not the father (Maury Povich style!). Hip-Hop Wired tweeted a link to their story announcing Hill’s pregnancy. Soon after, a tweet from @RoMarley, replied, “2 things, I’m not married and I don’t have anyone expecting anything.”The Rohan Marley Twitter account is verified, so we’re going to assume that it’s really him. As far as the baby not being his, a Clutch Magazine writer by the name of @BritniDWrites engaged him in further conversation. She tweeted to him, “so we are clear: 1) you’re not married to your ex-wife or Lauryn, and 2) she isn’t preggo w/your child, but someone else’s?”
His response was a vague, “That is correct until I say out of my mouth to the contrary.”
The writer replied, “Ok. I’ll take it. But you do realize that the ‘until I say something contrary’ addendum cast doubt on your statement.”
The last thing Marley tweeted her was, “trust me, the info out there is so incorrect for so many years…Thx for twitter. I check a few things.”
Was it White Oprah who said, "Lines aren't for reading between they're for snorting?"
Why doesn't Rohan just come out and say it. Typing "I AM NOT THE FATHER" is easier than typing a bunch of Scooby Snacks with no protein. Stop beating around my bush, Ro! (No, seriously, please don't beat around any of my bushes because I don't think prenatal vitamins mix well with morning whiskey.)
Rohan just sounds like a major asshole with dick that makes a bitch loopy. No wonder Lauryn went crazy. She squatted on the tip and she's never been the same since.
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Of course he's not Arnold is is the daddy. http://www.hark.com/clips/ynyjnglszs-who-is-your-daddy-sound-clip
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Lauryn needs some Spice Girl strength. Don't tell me she went all Erykah Badu 100 baby daddies on me? Really Lauryn? I want dna tests on all them babies!!!
Like it's my business...
Ha...something in the baby batter aint clean.
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"I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"
He is SUCH a piece of garbage. Just like I said before.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
How can you waffle about being married and expecting a child? Sounds to me like he isn't clear on either subject. Dude, get the facts and then get back to us.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
lmao sucky!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
*gives side-eye to Wyclef Jean*
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
this would have been a lot more of an interesting story if i knew who the fuck either one of these people are.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I read it in a rasta voice
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Hmm I think what he is saying is correct about tweeting information however the baby is going to be the son or daughter of the father that it belongs to, that is a certainty HOWEVER any information beyond that is speculation and is probably contrary to whatever Rohan says so what we do KNOW is that he is the father of the babies that are his but as to the new baby that information is correct.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Rohan should have tweeted, "What's an addendum?"
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