Open Post: Meredith Vieira’s Final Bow

June 8, 2011 / Posted by:

Above is just a short clip (click here to see the whole thing) of the surprise lip dub to Don’t Stop Believing the entire cast and crew (plus Jimmy Fallon and Abe Vigoda) of the Today Show busted out for Meredith Vieira on her last day on the job. Matt Lauer started things off by changing into an “Matt Hearts Meredith” t-shirt before he handed her off to someone who handed her off to another ho like she was a baton in the most annoying marathon ever. Eventually, Kathie Lee and Hoda led Meredith into the street and directly into the pathway of a speeding truck since they were both fucking drunk. No, that didn’t happen, but it might as well have!

If I was Meredith, I would not want to spend my final day watching my soon-to-be former co-workers badly lip-synch to a song that stopped believing in itself when the cast of Laguna Beach butchered it in the limo. Her last day should’ve been spent raiding the storage closet (or Kathie Lee’s liquor cabinet, in this case) and cursing out the co-workers she’s always wanted to curse out. It’s not your last day until your drunk ass is being dragged out of the building by security while shouting, “I HATE ALL OF YOU! SEE ALL OF YOU IN THE OTHER HELL!

If I was Meredith, I’d ask for a reboot.

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