The Human (?) Barbie Gives Her 7-Year-Old Daughter The Best Gift Of All
When Botox Mom turned out to be Hoax Mom, I figured it was only a matter of time before other shameless moms started flashing their fuckery under the brightest street lamp on the ho stroll. Well, it didn't take long. 50-year-old Sarah Burge (aka The Human Barbie) bragged to Closer Magazine that for her daughter Poppy's 7th birthday, she got her a computer, a spa vacation, a crystal ring and a voucher for her to get a tit job when she turns 16. This shouldn't come as a shock since The Human Barbie openly bragged to the tabloids last year about how she teaches Poppy how to work the stripper pole. Yes, Kris Jenner you have found your spirit animal in Cambridgeshire, England. Run to her.
Wayland Flowers Ghost stuck his hand up The Human Barbie's ass and got her to say, "Poppy begged me for a boob job, so I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she's 16, when it's legal. If she develops naturally big boobs, she can have something else done with it. Some people think it's controversial and I get angry when strangers say I'm a bad mother because I don't think there's any harm in giving her this gift. Poppy is a normal kid who is good at sports and loves playing outside. Girls don't want Snow White and Cinderella any more. They want to be WAGs and famous like Cheryl Cole and Lady Gaga. I'm just supporting her and making her dreams come true."
Poppy told Closer that all her friends are jealous and she really can't wait to get Hefty bags full of silicone stuffed into her chest like her mom!
The Human Barbie, who makes her cash from writing erotic, throwing swingers parties and murdering her daughter's childhood for a tabloid check, has spent over $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like Barbie. Yes, Barbie. Bitch looks more like a warped Stanley Ipkiss doll in Blaine's weave and Moxie's dress, but I guess that's close enough for her.
I wouldn't say you were lying if you said The Human Barbie is a monstrous mound of dead flesh who shouldn't be in charge of raising an old breast implant, but come on. A voucher? Really? Poppy should've told The Human Barbie the same thing my mom told me when I gave her a "free car wash" voucher for Mother's Day one year: "You spent all your allowance money on Pop Rocks and Wuzzles, right?"
This Madam looking creature only got her daughter a tit voucher so that the tabloids and stupid blogs like this one can give her some attention. A voucher ain't worth shit. But Poppy should still hold on to that voucher and use it when she's 16 to get a face transplant surgery so nobody will ever know that she's related to The Human Barbie.
And part of me thinks this is just a performance art PSA produced by Child Protective Services.
via Daily Mail
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She looks like Noah Cyrus.
Who probably also wants a boob job.
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Submitted by Callie on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:25pm.
What about a @%*#! college fund? Hopefully she didn't inherit the dumbass from her Mama, too.
Who needs college when you have fake titties and stripper skills?
God, I hate the fact that someone like this can have children and so many decent women cannot. Arrrrgh!
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Heaven forgive me, that second photo of the kid looks like Terry Schiavo (RIP).
*shuffles off to hell*
Tigerlily -- I hear ya on the mom thing. Though my mom loved me to death, I know it now that she's gone, she was my worst critic sometimes. Dressing to please her, doing my hair to please her, wearing my makeup a certain way . . . it's very tiring and takes a toll on you. I see other people with their kids and they think everything their kids do is great; I never got that kind of validation, and it hurts, even so many years later.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:18pm.
That sucks...people in general need to stop being so looks-obsessesed, but having your own mother constantly criticizing your looks must be so awful. :(
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I think it's quite common and I think it's a HUGE contributor to eating disorders. It's politically correct to blame the media. It's politically incorrect to blame the mothers. I never had an eating disorder (loves me some foods, but my mother told me from the age of four that if I got fat she would put me on a diet...I just am an ectomorph and never got fat) but I've seen some pretty rough mothering from those that have. One, a long distance runner who was told at age 12 she 'needed to get lean to succeeed' and when she lost a race, 'it was due to weight'...She was full blown anorexic at age 13. I also saw a family of naturally SKINNY (not thin, SKINNY) girls, 3 of them, when the middle one began to put on "wight" in their minds, the mother would chime in on every food choice..."Shouldn't you have a Lean Cuisine?"...Or, "Why not just have a diet coke instead of that popcorn??" She wasn't even fat!!! She was SKINNY, and I'm saying that as a skinny whore...
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Submitted by stake_spike: "The Human Barbie looks like a jacked up Natasha Richardson (RIP)."
More like a tranny Natasha Richardson (RIP).
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:29pm.
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Who's heard of "Closer" magazine? But I agree with your premise - bet this story was in the mag and off the press before "Botox Mom" was exposed to have been paid and scripted by The Sun.
But lest we bash the British - scroll below and read the ridiculous Star Magazine pushing that Suri smears poop on her crib if her shoes aren't Ferragamo or something. We don't need to embellish Suri!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:21pm.
I mean, adulthood is a pretty traumatic experience on the whole. You only have 13 years of your whole life to be a child, and on average another 40+ to be an adult and do adult shit and get all the boob jobs you want. Why can't children just be allowed to BE children when they still have the opportunity?
On the other hand, the poor little girl inherited her mother's ugly, lazy face so it looks like that surgery voucher will come in handy after all.
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You are so right on everything you said.
Building up those girls' self-esteem like a boss, Barbie Mom. Why love yourself for what you are and develop your brain and personality when you can define yourself by hating your body and going through painful plastic surgery to feel like a worthwhile human being?
Barbie?? Which one, Barbie Manilow?? And that little girl is ALREADY ugly. Trajectory is not good. :^P
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What about a @%*#! college fund? Hopefully she didn't inherit the dumbass from her Mama, too.
Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 5:55pm.
"The Human Barbie looks like a jacked up Natasha Richardson"
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And by that you mean if we dug Natasha up right now and propped her up for a photo comparison yes?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:18pm.
That sucks...people in general need to stop being so looks-obsessesed, but having your own mother constantly criticizing your looks must be so awful. :(
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I mean, adulthood is a pretty traumatic experience on the whole. You only have 13 years of your whole life to be a child, and on average another 40+ to be an adult and do adult shit and get all the boob jobs you want. Why can't children just be allowed to BE children when they still have the opportunity?
On the other hand, the poor little girl inherited her mother's ugly, lazy face so it looks like that surgery voucher will come in handy after all.
They are both - ok lets be kind, "Not attractive" and I'm being kind to that kid. She should use the money for a new face.
"Some people think it's controversial and I get angry when strangers say I'm a bad mother because I don't think there's any harm in giving her this gift."
yeah no. You are.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:02pm.
Fuck this bitch. I hate what women these days are doing to their children. Beauty pageants, boob jobs...it's completely inappropriate and only done to satisfy the mother's vanity.
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Yeah, but it isn't just today...I remember my mom making me SLEEP in curlers back in the day. I remember her losing it with a hair brush cuz my hair was tangled. In fact, I remember in middle school driving ANYWHERE with that crazy narcissistic bitch, she'd stop at a red light and appraise me..."you need a perm...and you have black heads on your nose...and did you pluck your eyebrows? It' looks awful...I'm going to make an appointment for you tomorrow. We need to go clothes shopping for you too. I hate those shoes you picked out for yourself."
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Where is Josef Mengele when you need him.
Well, the idiot said "Girls want to be Lady Gaga" NEWSFLASH dumb fuck, Lady Gaga hasn't has plastic surgery, and sings a song about being "BORN THIS WAY, BEING PROUD OF WHO AND WHAT YOU ARE". God, I hate this woman for making me like Gaga for a minute AND for quoting her!
Also, she looks N-O-T-H-I-N-G like Barbie!
Hoping a smart/smart-assed relative will match the gift amount in a certificate redeemable for psychotherapy.
Mom is ugly, an obvious idiot and looks nothing like a Barbie.
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I.... I just can't with this bitch. Someone toss me a fan!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
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This little girl has a case of the Ali Lohans. She's not cute so I'm sure that instead of a boob job, she's going to opt for an eye job because they are kind of droopy or an entire facial over-haul. I'm sure her mom will give her many more plastic surgery vouchers so she'll be able to do them in one day like Heidi Montag.
Fuck this bitch. I hate what women these days are doing to their children. Beauty pageants, boob jobs...it's completely inappropriate and only done to satisfy the mother's vanity.
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This Madam looking creature only got her daughter a tit voucher so that the tabloids and stupid blogs like this one can give her some attention. A voucher ain't worth shit.
Agreed. Isn't a voucher one step above (or below) an I.O.U. for a BJ?
Way to go by instilling insecurities in your child before she even hits puberty, 'Human Barbie' mom.
That poor girl is going to end up like this:
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/woman-breaks-plastic-surgery-world...
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"and murdering her daughter's childhood for a tabloid check"
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Poppy needs to hand that voucher right back to mom and let her use it for some more surgery, cuz her ugly azz ain't done yet!
The Human Barbie looks like a jacked up Natasha Richardson (RIP).
Human Barbie? She looks like Kim Zolciak in an uber-cheap wig.
Poppy is looking a lot like Noah Cyrus -- fugly!
Only Samantha from Sex and the City could give her a kid a boob job birthday gift.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Is that a voucher or some home made shit because who's to say that plastic surgeon would be around when she's 16? If I was little Poppy I would have asked for the cash. Mummy will probably be willing to get her a tit job when she's 16, so ask for it then.
I'm thinking of spending my Random Irish Relative Inheritance on a set of tits but I'm a grown assed woman.
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The Human Barbie?! Nah... She resembles Kim Cattrall a little bit.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.