The Human (?) Barbie Gives Her 7-Year-Old Daughter The Best Gift Of All
When Botox Mom turned out to be Hoax Mom, I figured it was only a matter of time before other shameless moms started flashing their fuckery under the brightest street lamp on the ho stroll. Well, it didn't take long. 50-year-old Sarah Burge (aka The Human Barbie) bragged to Closer Magazine that for her daughter Poppy's 7th birthday, she got her a computer, a spa vacation, a crystal ring and a voucher for her to get a tit job when she turns 16. This shouldn't come as a shock since The Human Barbie openly bragged to the tabloids last year about how she teaches Poppy how to work the stripper pole. Yes, Kris Jenner you have found your spirit animal in Cambridgeshire, England. Run to her.
Wayland Flowers Ghost stuck his hand up The Human Barbie's ass and got her to say, "Poppy begged me for a boob job, so I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she's 16, when it's legal. If she develops naturally big boobs, she can have something else done with it. Some people think it's controversial and I get angry when strangers say I'm a bad mother because I don't think there's any harm in giving her this gift. Poppy is a normal kid who is good at sports and loves playing outside. Girls don't want Snow White and Cinderella any more. They want to be WAGs and famous like Cheryl Cole and Lady Gaga. I'm just supporting her and making her dreams come true."
Poppy told Closer that all her friends are jealous and she really can't wait to get Hefty bags full of silicone stuffed into her chest like her mom!
The Human Barbie, who makes her cash from writing erotic, throwing swingers parties and murdering her daughter's childhood for a tabloid check, has spent over $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like Barbie. Yes, Barbie. Bitch looks more like a warped Stanley Ipkiss doll in Blaine's weave and Moxie's dress, but I guess that's close enough for her.
I wouldn't say you were lying if you said The Human Barbie is a monstrous mound of dead flesh who shouldn't be in charge of raising an old breast implant, but come on. A voucher? Really? Poppy should've told The Human Barbie the same thing my mom told me when I gave her a "free car wash" voucher for Mother's Day one year: "You spent all your allowance money on Pop Rocks and Wuzzles, right?"
This Madam looking creature only got her daughter a tit voucher so that the tabloids and stupid blogs like this one can give her some attention. A voucher ain't worth shit. But Poppy should still hold on to that voucher and use it when she's 16 to get a face transplant surgery so nobody will ever know that she's related to The Human Barbie.
And part of me thinks this is just a performance art PSA produced by Child Protective Services.
via Daily Mail
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The Human (haha) Barbie looks like she was extruded from the same vat of polypropylene as The Hulk's old wife/daughter/new wife.
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All of these comments are making me think of my poor little cousins. I don't even consider their mother my aunt anymore, she's only related by marriage anyways but she's that much of a cunt. My whole family hates her, yet no one has bothered to say anything to her. She has a horrible temper, controls my Uncle, and never gives him any time to breathe or be with friends or family. But the worst part about her is the way she treats her children or more specifically one of her daughters. She's basically training her to become a self hating bitch like herself. Some of the things she has done to her was cut up one of her princess dresses b/c she didn't take it off soon enough, but the worst was when she told her how she wished she was never even born..the poor girl is only 6,7, or 8 years old and she has to hear that shit from her own mother. I have a difficult time imagining how that must feel, I don't think I could recover from that no matter how many tearful apologies (which she did). What's ironic about all of this is that their mother is an elementary school teacher.
Reading some of these comments has given me some hope since many of you turned out just fine. It's the growing years that's the most difficult and it's going to get ugly when my cousins enter their teens. I really hope my uncle divorces her ass.
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Barbie looks like a skanky version of Kim Catrall in that picture.
I honestly did not know that the UK had so many trashy people. Truly, she is the epitome of WT and I feel bad for her poor daughter. I thought that WT was strictly a US thing, and that the Brits were all classy and stuff.
DListed = Shattering illusions since 2006.
What the hell is wrong with this woman? Why do people like this breed?
Nite all. I'm signing off as well. My emotions have been all over the place today. I'm pooped!
Keep working out the conflicts and know that just because your parental figure shat on you...that doesn't mean you deserved it in ANY way.
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Gross. Hope you exchange that voucher for the therapy this little girl is going to need. Dumb bitch.
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LaChaylo on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:30pm.
I was a chubby youngster (not fat or obese...just a bit of a chumbster lol). Your post was right on the moula.
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cliffdweller on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:33pm.
Thank you! That woman rocks big time. Whoo!
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ritzyroxie on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:22pm.
LMAO @ "*runs to itunes, or to be perfectly honest some mongolian scam site cuz I'm a cheap ass bitch*"
QuweenJillian on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:44pm.
I have the classic middle child syndrome... pretty much always felt ignored and still do. Parents out there, don't forget about your middle child, if you have one...
Aww. That's for real. The middle kid often gets overlooked. Here is a book that's worth a look or two even if just for curiosity's sake:
http://www.amazon.com/Birth-Order-Book-Why-You/dp/0800734068/ref=sr_1_1?...
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Goddamn ... they both scared me
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I have the classic middle child syndrome... pretty much always felt ignored and still do. Parents out there, don't forget about your middle child, if you have one...
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Damn, thanks to whoever posted Alison Moyet. I haven`t thought about her since i moved the states. AWESOME WOMAN!!
Ok, now i m drifting into Yazoo and Erasure...
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
$100,000 and she looks like a MAN.
Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 06/08/2011 -
9:14pm.Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:22pm.
Start here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtZfRExAxkg
then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1qIh5k0lwc&feature=related
and:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl1PBnIMCt4
(edited to correct link)
Nite all.
*polite bow to Mk*
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:30pm.
ITA.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:10pm.
Not to sound all tree-hugger hippyish or anything, but I think you guys are all wonderful, compassionate, and strong people. *hugs to errbody*
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Echo that.
My mom was super psycho with me about my weight around my middle school years, telling me no guy was going to like me fat, threatening to buy clothes only if I lost weight, all that mess. Funny thing was, I wasn't even "fat" then, just had my baby fat to grow out of. She's changed her ways, thank goodness, but that's definitely left it's mark.
I see now her parents are fucked up, with her dad making her quit school to work to support all the kids he and grandma had. She had a rough life. What do you do when no one teaches you how to be a good parent or how to leave your baggage aside to not fuck up your kids? It's rough.
Props to you mommies who work hard and love your kiddos. Just letting them know you love them, they're cool just the way they are, and that you're going to knock sense into them when they need it because you love them and they're worth it makes all the difference.
The woman looks like Lindsay Lohan with weird makeup on...
Submitted by cliffdweller on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:02pm.
Yeah, there was a lot of misinformation back in those days... I'm gay, adopted, and have never worn makeup. However, If I was ever to, this would be my inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKxgLYxlUpQ&feature=related
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Like fraggle said, whoah! She's great! *runs to itunes, or to be perfectly honest some mongolian scam site cuz I'm a cheap ass bitch*
And thanks to all ya'lls for being such smart, kind people.*sends love* Dlisted really is one of the best websites ever. Almost as great as xtube!
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Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:14pm.
:)
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
She's just making that kid insecure. Poor girl. Setting her up for failure from so early.
cliffdweller on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 9:02pm.
Yeah, there was a lot of misinformation back in those days... I'm gay, adopted, and have never worn makeup. However, If I was ever to, this would be my inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKxgLYxlUpQ&feature=related
Wow. She's smokin' talented. I have never heard of her before. Thank you! A new arteest (to me). I will have to look up her music now.
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Hugs to Mayo and all of you. Man, that some fucked up shit.
"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
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Submitted by putas on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:53pm.
Oh yeah I know, he HATES it when I tell him the truth but he doesn't see that my mom is still wrecked after he randomly divorced her, so when he squirms I see it as a little nugget of payback for his fuckery towards her.
Edited for horrific grammar.
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
Not to sound all tree-hugger hippyish or anything, but I think you guys are all wonderful, compassionate, and strong people. *hugs to errbody*
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I guess they didn't have vouchers to eradicate the signs of FAS?
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Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:21pm.
Yeah, there was a lot of misinformation back in those days... I'm gay, adopted, and have never worn makeup. However, If I was ever to, this would be my inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKxgLYxlUpQ&feature=related
Submitted by putas on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:56pm.
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Hahaha! exactly! it's good that you don't let that get to you, i would like to be like that...
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
it hurts when I hear parents praising their kids for any fucking little thing they do because I never got that as a kid.
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Neither did i, NEVER...
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
Mayo- yeah my mom still hangs up on me when call waiting is one of my brothers! And lies and says it's a delivery or somethign then I hang up and think wait.. It's 10:oo on a Saturday. The fuck?
I just tell her she's being a psycho and she's lucky I am secure enough (finally) to be ok with it and know it's her issues with her mom and not *really* me. HAHA. It actually feels great saying it now I am not under her roof and have my own family. What is she going to do, ground me?
I look at it this way. My mom was unhappy with herself and took it out on us. She has been dead 20 years and i m still mad at her at times. The only thing i can do is do better with my own kids. ALOT BETTER.
I feel for all of you who had to grow up doubting their self-worth. Just know you turned out great.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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Fury- you have wit and great way of articulating things with heart. I appreciate reading it.
Genny- it takes stones to confront your dad about that and call him out. If he fails to work on the relationships then it is his loss.
hotmami- you have a empathy in spades. If you are a mom yourself your kids are lucky.
Cliffdweller- that's inspiring and you should be proud. It's heartbreaking to read that.
I need to read more on here dammit! I was gonna swing by here quickly but the comments draw me in AGAIN. I feel better we all have our shit don't we?
My mom is 67 and she STILL has self esteem issues from her now dead (RIP bitch!) social climbing mother who never worked for a thing. She married money. And her ugly on the inside showed on the outside more and more (funny how that always happens) She treated mom like a piece of dirt and she was so striking and had no idea. She never got a kind word on any of her career triumphs, degrees or artistic talents. Just 'You're getting heavy' etc. Eating disorders, shitty relationships and broken esteem for life was that bitch's legacy. I told my mom i was celbrating with wine and a party at home when her mom finally died. Sounds mean but I had to live with the fall out and endure my mom's weirdness with having a daughter. She favored (and still does) my brothers but I get the *why*. I only forgave my mom for perpetuating this four years ago when I had my first kid. My second I was worried if I had a girl I would do the same but now I am more confident the cycle is broken. It's brutal. And reading all of these comments inspires me too. No trial we experience is in vain and somehow the people who make it through the worst families end up my friends. I joke it's b/c we have that black humor that keeps us sane but also it gives us empathy i think. Fuck. I'm going to the kitchen to get some wine
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:03pm.
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Your mom it's just like mine, at least you have your dad, i got no one...
My mom even told me i was garbage ones, she was drunk of course, wonder why she said that to me...
I always wonder so many things, i mean, why she has always been this mean to me? if i always tried to be perfect for her...
It hurts, it hurts a lot
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
HotMami, at his old ass age he knows karate lol that'd be funny to watch.
@RR, OMG IM SO SORRY SHE WAS SUCH A cunt TO YOU. If it makes you feel any better, I'm Jellis that you're better at make up than I...a cosmetologist.
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:34pm.
On the bright side, it made me very good in bed, 'cuz I tried harder!
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Amen to that sister. & that determination is the great equalizer. Also probably the reason why Arnold was hittin that maid. Maria must be a cold fish in bed.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:27pm.
Thanks. I'm usually fairly headstrong. But, I was laid off a couple of years ago. My profession is in the tank and the soundtrack of loser is always there.
My Mom was mean as shit at times.(only to us girls, my brother could have shit on the dining room table and would have gotten a hug for it)
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This hits so close to home, my mom was just like that! my brother was always the perfect one, but my sister and i were always the weird ones the "not good enough" ones, my mother has always been a bitch to me, always telling that i'm too fat, too short, too not perfect like my sister, there was one time that she said to me that why i wasnt like my sister, that why i wasn't as pretty as her.
Moms can be horrible bitches, i can't stand being next to my sister, i feel so ugly and so awkard, i do think my mom hates me, because she has never been as rude with my siblings as she has been with me, i always ask myself, what have i done wrong? sometimes i'm shocked that i haven't had an eating desorder or some crazy shit like that because my mother has always made me feel like i'm the biggest piece of shit on this planet, so that's why i don't think that when moms are mean to us it's because they love us, THAT'S BULLSHIT! at least to me.
I think that's reason that when i see my mother getting sick or tired or something, i don't feel guilt for not helping her, i just hope she feels as bad as she had made me feel...
Sorry for the long rant and my bad english...
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Bless all of your hearts for some of the shit you have had to endure from your parental units. Dlisted is like therapy for me sometimes. It's sad to read so many of us have had such common trauma in our pasts.
Now I miss my daughter and need to tell her how much I love her again today.
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Hugs to everybody. It is so awesome that we can come to Dlisted and bare our souls like this, even if it hurts. Like Twat Muffin said, it helps to know that a lot of people had damaging childhoods. It makes you not feel so alone in it.
@Irish Fury, This was beautiful if sad: "As children, even when a thousand people tell us we're priceless, we focus on the one who barely whispered "worthless"." I think you've said you are a writer. You're good!
@ Ritzy Roxie: You are such a strong person. Reading about this story and your school bullying experience broke my heart. Hugs.
I'm the ugliest of my two half-sisters.
I was told this frequently.
No one looked at any of us, if my mother was in the room.
She was like Ava Gardner/Hedy Lamar level of beauty/
On the bright side, it made me very good in bed, 'cuz I tried harder!
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Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:21pm.
She made all the "I wish your mother had aborted you like the doctor told her" remarks the parents of gay kids make and more. When my half-sister came out as bisexual my stepmom thought I had infected her with my faggotness, and we haven't spoken since, even after my father died.
OMG!! I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. Same to you UBF, IF and No Words (and anybody else I missed, sorry, got here late skimming last part of thread). :( *hugs all*
Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:21pm.
Like hotmami said, this thread is making my eyes tear up. I didn't have any of the beauty issues you ladies had, but growing up gay was super hard on me. Especially because my stepmom was really disappointed that my half-sister was a tomboy so I tried to gain her approval by putting on makeup(expertly, I might add) and dressing up like the like the girly girl she always wanted. She made all the "I wish your mother had aborted you like the doctor told her" remarks the parents of gay kids make and more. When my half-sister came out as bisexual my stepmom thought I had infected her with my faggotness, and we haven't spoken since, even after my father died.
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That made MY eyes tear up. You seem like an awesome, STRONG person, and anyone who would such cruel things to you doesn't deserve to have you in their lives. Big hugs to you.
ETA: Cliffdweller, you rock. That is all.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
In my next life, I want to be a man. No joke. The pressure as a woman to be and look a certain way is just too fucking tiring. We've got to worry about cellulite, getting fat, saggy tits, saddlebags, wrinkles, eggs drying up, along with a host of other issues that just chip away at the self-esteem.
What boy gets a redeemable (at age 16) voucher for a penile implant or hair plugs at age 7?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:03pm.
Yeah, I was raised as the worthless asshole by my divorced parents. I moved out as soon as I could. At 17 I was going to jr. college part time and working full time to support myself. I asked my father for help once.
His response, "you're not a girl."
It took me 12 years to finish college with a master's degree, a 3.9 GPA, an award, and I never went to either graduation.
Why do I suddenly have an inkling that SNL may do a sketch based on the Botox mama?
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Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:19pm.
My dad just told me not an hour ago that he's planning on having another kid. I immediately told him that he needs to fix the relationship with us before he can go on to ruin another life. I'm his youngest sure but I'm also the most opinionated of the 2.
PARENTS, EH?
Genny, mind if punch your dad in the nuts?
SMH.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Like hotmami said, this thread is making my eyes tear up. I didn't have any of the beauty issues you ladies had, but growing up gay was super hard on me. Especially because my stepmom was really disappointed that my half-sister was a tomboy so I tried to gain her approval by putting on makeup(expertly, I might add) and dressing up like the like the girly girl she always wanted. She made all the "I wish your mother had aborted you like the doctor told her" remarks the parents of gay kids make and more. When my half-sister came out as bisexual my stepmom thought I had infected her with my faggotness, and we haven't spoken since, even after my father died.
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-nomeadooha
My dad just told me not an hour ago that he's planning on having another kid. I immediately told him that he needs to fix the relationship with us before he can go on to ruin another life. I'm his youngest sure but I'm also the most opinionated of the 2.
PARENTS, EH?
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
UBF, mind if I punch your mom in the face?
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
Hotmami -- thanks for the hugs, hon-bun! As sad as it is, it's helpful to hear that others (unfortunately) went through the same stuff with a parent that I went through. I'd give anything to have my mom back, but it was really tough sometimes. I know she wanted the best for me, but you had to do things exactly like she wanted. Like I said earlier, it hurts when I hear parents praising their kids for any fucking little thing they do because I never got that as a kid. I don't think kids need to be praised for every little fucking thing either, but it's nice to hear a good word every now & then. People are so messed up, aren't they?
Thank you both - very sweet.
I just wish these parents a) did'nt have kids or b) loved the ones they have. Bad parenting really leaves a lifetime of hardship. It's doesn't excuse dumb or selfish choices by us but by god, we are left questioning our worth.
As children, even when a thousand people tell us we're priceless, we focus on the one who barely whispered "worthless".
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 8:03pm.
"...Needless to say, I would kill for my Dad..."
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I know the feeling. *wiping eyes*