Wednesday, June 8th 2011
Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
What HBO star is going to be coming out of the closet soon???? (Perez Hilton via Blind Gossip)
As much as I want to believe that God will show us he exists by making this blind item be about King Robert from Game of Thrones, it's not. It's not ASkars either, so you can quit praying.Word is that when Ryan Kwanten isn't playing coochie collector Jason Stackhouse on True Blood, he's playing with peen. I'll believe it when I see his cover of People Magazine.
What young TV star broke up a big Hollywood relationship and also found time to sleep with another married Hollywood icon, though his marriage miraculously stayed intact? (La Daily Musto)
Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds & Ben Affleck (but calling Ben Affleck an "icon" would only make sense if Ben Affleck wrote this blind item)?
Which extremely hot athlete-turned-actor is a big old gay, and not at all a tight end about it? (La Daily Musto)
Vinnie Jones?
#1 I definitely think its Michael Pitt from Boardwalk Empire,,although I hope its Ryan Kwanten or Askars
Despite the fact that I will never meet this dude, it would kind of suck if Ryan wasn't digging the chicks. He is so sex on a stick, that it would kind of mess up my Jason Stackhouse fantasies. With that being said, I could totally see him liking the penis.
I like the Dhani Jones (Bengals)guess for gay tight end. It could be the Rock as well. Both set off my gaydar.
Everyone in hollywood is gay these days or in the closet.
Oh please, I called Kwanten when his role on S1 True Blood became bigger than Anna Paquin's, even though Jason is a minor character in Charlaine Harris's books. I knew Kwanten had to be doing one of the producers (probably Alan Ball). His character started eating up screen time for no discernible reason, and in spite of the fact that TB fans were screaming for more ASkars, not Kwanten.
I doubt he'll come out. I think he's ambitious and I don't think his handlers will want to test Rupert Everett's Rule of Hollywood (ie, come out and your leading man prospects will evaporate).
"Submitted by Cat Scratch on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:36pm.
I love how all these girls are bitching about how Ryan Kwanten can't be gay because he's "sooooo hooooott"...ugh, don't worry, there are far more men who will pry your clam. There aren't ENOUGH gay guys and too many straight ones if you ask me."
See, I think Mark Ballis (sp?) is hot, but I get a total gay vibe from him. The same goes for Ryan.. but I don't care, I'd watch him do naughty things to either sex.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Rusty,
Yeah! That's the one...the one he'll grow old together with, with her hugging his bank account and him hugging Turd and Long.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:35pm.
His once-the-kids-get-out-of-middle-school-soon-to-be-ex-wife?
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Rusty,
He did do that, and she looked just like a younger version of his wife.
Shit, it's almost fucking romantic.
I guess he couldn't deal with his homo tendencies, and wanted to fake "coming home to ruse", in a manner of speaking.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:26pm.
He's hot with scandal, he's big, he's old, and he LOVES throwing to tight ends...
Didn't he text his mini-Wrangler™ to that "sideline reporter"?
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Rusty,
Green Bay Packers = Gang Green!
He's hot with scandal, he's big, he's old, and he LOVES throwing to tight ends...
Closet case closed.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:16pm.
3. Brett Favre
haaaaaaaaaaa. Packers fan, eh?
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3. Brett Favre
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GERONIMO!
They are just giving icon status away nowadays, aren't they? Didn't that used to be reserved for like Liz Taylor and Robert DeNiro types?
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 6:17pm.
True Blood is a decent show, once I was able to get past the nauseating gore level and the even more nauseating fake bayou accents. And the beyond-lame subplots.
OK, the show sucks. But it's worth watching just for the tasty menz and the super hot sex scenes.
hahaha. Exactly, entirely, very much spot-on.
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I could believe Stackhouse is gay...almost every guy on that show is hot, except for bill... He doesn't do it for me...
I'm done with Blake lively...we know she sucks dicks for roles...
I immediately thought of the rock for #3...
And count me in for loving Game of Thrones...I agree the imp should be hsotd...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Mmmm, that makes Kwanten even hotter. I'd like to see that porn!!
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
Submitted by StrangeLight on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 4:01pm.
#3 is not the rock. it's a football player, which is why they include "tight end."
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Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) played defensive tackle for the University of Miami at Florida.
I love how all these girls are bitching about how Ryan Kwanten can't be gay because he's "sooooo hooooott"...ugh, don't worry, there are far more men who will pry your clam. There aren't ENOUGH gay guys and too many straight ones if you ask me.
Ryan Kwanten for #1. Cut abs like his do not exist in the straight world.
True Blood is a decent show, once I was able to get past the nauseating gore level and the even more nauseating fake bayou accents. And the beyond-lame subplots.
OK, the show sucks. But it's worth watching just for the tasty menz and the super hot sex scenes.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Anyone remember Summerland with Ryan Kwanten and pre-HSM Zaccy Efron??
http://img.poptower.com/pic-850/summerland.jpg?d=1024
That is when my Kwanten Krush began. Then there was Dead Silence:
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/uploads/dead2031707.jpg
(Jack-n-the-Hat would like that one)
Gay Kwanten:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z8Qn_1KAM3g/TJ3I4QuoQKI/AAAAAAAABMM/Iusk6rO5wr...
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♫I used to be a swinger, until Snowy wrapped me 'round her finger, just like a Yo-Yo...♫
amen to those who think that every single man on TB is beyond delish. Even the big black gay one...damn, I forgot his name...that show is sex personified...but NOT JASON STACKHOUSE!!! He is hotter than July in Texas...don't make it be him..make it be someone a bit lamer...not my hot little Jason...he is a loin wetter for sure!!
Submitted by karen on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 5:00pm.
jesus, eric northman, stackhouse, the wolfman guy, sam who owns the bar, i would do every last one of them.; that show is a womans sex dream. i even liked the crazy vampire who was after tara in a creepy way. bill is not my type.
Yeah, Bill is lame as fuck. I am always confused as to why they all want to chase after Sookie.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 5:55pm.
haaaaaaaaaaa. Sorry! (The truth hurts, don't it?)
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 5:52pm.
#3: The Rock. He's always made my gaydar ping.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
#3: The Rock. He's always made my gaydar ping.
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Submitted by Miami on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 4:26pm.
I don't watch "True Blood". I tried once and quickly turned it off.
A while back I downloaded the first 3 episodes of season 1 and I honestly have never seen anything more fucking terrible and unbearable in my life.
Nothing against Ben Affleck, but he is hardly an icon in my book.
(973) Jersey Strong
The Rock played college football at Miami.....so it could still be him.
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Guns don't kill people...people with mustaches kill people.
Games of Thrones is the BEST THING ON TV now!!!!!
HBO got me back with Boardwalk and I was gonn pull the plug until the new season but then I got their promos for GAMES and I was like wtf is this. Then I read all the fan blogs about the books and was like Whaaaaat?? It's so good.
Now for the blind items? Who cares?
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 3:37pm.
It's sad that I just gasped & said "Noooooo!" about the possibility of Ryan Kwanten being gay... Not that we'll ever meet in real life, but he is totally my ladyboner! And he's definitely NOT my typical "type" (super buff, not very tall, jock-like, etc.) - but holy shit, is he hot in "True Blood."
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Hahaha same here! A bunch of man candy on that show.
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253950_10150207505473563_...
I'd DIE to be her in that picture!
I'm thinking Dhani Jones for #3. I love him and he just sets the gaydar off right away.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs\\
jesus, eric northman, stackhouse, the wolfman guy, sam who owns the bar, i would do every last one of them.; that show is a womans sex dream. i even liked the crazy vampire who was after tara in a creepy way. bill is not my type.
This is the second time I'm seeing a link to Perez. What's going on here MK? He tries to steal your flavor all the time. It's not like he needs traffic anyway.
"Submitted by chestybongos on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 3:16pm.
3. Goldberg? Does WWF/E count as athlectic? Does appearing in a Universal Soldier sequel count as acting? Does anybody but me consider him hot?"
Bwahahahaha. He's hot in a "I'd like to reneact a prison scene" kind of way. Security Guard hotness.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
The Rock has always pinged my gaydar. He seems like he'd be the type to live his life out of the closet without making a big announcement.
I don't watch "True Blood". I tried once and quickly turned it off. So I am not sure if this guy is gay.
In any event, I have a sneaking suspicion that #3 is The Rock.
If he's not a tight end, he's a loose bottom?
I could see Jason Stackhouse being a 'mo.
Last one, can't be Vinnie Jones. He got all breakdown once when he was talking about his wife's heart transplant. And they've been together for a long while.
If the Tudors was an HBO show then I say Jonanthon Rhys Myers.
I have a feeling it will just be Nelson Ellis who plays Lafayette on True Blood. Frankly, all the shit he wears makes him so not attractive to me and it seems nice & anti-climatic just like these "Coming out" things are.
Ryan Kwanten could be gay, that'd be exciting.
Maybe it'll just be Anna Paquin again...reminding us that she's "bisexual"....
#3 is not the rock. it's a football player, which is why they include "tight end."
Does becoming an actor make you gay??(yeah, I know it doesn't)lol...but it sure as hell seems like it according to 99 percent of the Blind Items on any given gossip site. The men of Hollywood are either closeted, gay or just skanky diseased womanizers.
Bah!
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Blake lively and ben affleck and fucked harvey weinestein as icon. Next
It's sad that I just gasped & said "Noooooo!" about the possibility of Ryan Kwanten being gay... Not that we'll ever meet in real life, but he is totally my ladyboner! And he's definitely NOT my typical "type" (super buff, not very tall, jock-like, etc.) - but holy shit, is he hot in "True Blood."
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 3:17pm.
dude, I hope #3 isn't The Rock. :(
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@ditquoi - Do we share the same brain? I agree with most everything you post and was just about to say that. But he seems cool, I like him, so if he's happy - I'm happy.
Re: Game of Thrones. Mr. DDT LOOOVES that show & watches it religiously. I've tried watching it; I can't seem to get into it yet, but maybe it will grow on me. There's no denying the eye-candy on that show.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango: Adrian Grenier for #1?
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(*snort) He's not on True Blood! (*gets our rosary beads and prays Ryan K. doesn't play for the home team. Not that there's anything wrong with that! lol)
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
As I have said before, I consider all male actors to be gay unless I hear otherwise, but I have no interest in where they park their pistols anyway.
The actors are all gay. They are all so f-ing gay. gay gay gay gay.
http://youtu.be/yd2SYT4L7xQ
Favorite quote:
What do we say to the God of Death?
NOT TODAY
The entire series is a bit of downer but I love it .LOTS of great characters die--but so do some bad ones.
Or how about Hot Slut to Syrio Florel?
dude, I hope #3 isn't The Rock. :(