Afternoon Crumbs
You know how you were three winds to the sheet (you were so tanked you didn’t even know the correct saying) last night and wished nobody was watching you after your drunk face ate concrete? They were and now you’ll definitely be nominated for The Hoff Award for giving the most graceful performance of the year! – The Daily What
Romeo, romeo, where for art the paps so they can get pictures of our asses together? – Lainey Gossip
Taylor Momsen still think she’s the prostitot trash version of Vanity – Hollywood Tuna
Chris Evans has prematurely started the Jude Law phase of his life – The Superficial
Things the world did not need: The Biebershop Quartet – Towleroad
Christy Turlington is greasy, flexible and not nipple shy (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Something tells me JLo wore that same dress to her high school prom – Celebitchy
Gwen Stefani retires her solo career – Popsugar
Maggie Q at her audition for the role of Grandma Addams – Just Jared
Awkward Kristen Stewart is awkward – Popholic
Kim Kardashian threatens to sue the hand that feeds her fat famewhoring ass – ICYDK
A voice like Susan Boyle and a rack like Simon Cowell – OMG Blog
Suri Cruise ain’t impressed – The Berry
Lindsay Lohan has it hard – Celebslam
Mayor Alec Baldwin is not in New York’s future – Videogum
Romance is butt banging your piece by the pool – Hollywood Rag
Rides of the rich and asshole-ish – Cityrag
It’s not what it looks like! Dude just has something in his teeth and Kirstie Alley is helping a bitch out – I’m Not Obsessed