Afternoon Crumbs
You know how you were three winds to the sheet (you were so tanked you didn't even know the correct saying) last night and wished nobody was watching you after your drunk face ate concrete? They were and now you'll definitely be nominated for The Hoff Award for giving the most graceful performance of the year! - The Daily What
Romeo, romeo, where for art the paps so they can get pictures of our asses together? - Lainey Gossip
Taylor Momsen still think she's the prostitot trash version of Vanity - Hollywood Tuna
Chris Evans has prematurely started the Jude Law phase of his life - The Superficial
Things the world did not need: The Biebershop Quartet - Towleroad
Christy Turlington is greasy, flexible and not nipple shy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Something tells me JLo wore that same dress to her high school prom - Celebitchy
Gwen Stefani retires her solo career - Popsugar
Maggie Q at her audition for the role of Grandma Addams - Just Jared
Awkward Kristen Stewart is awkward - Popholic
Kim Kardashian threatens to sue the hand that feeds her fat famewhoring ass - ICYDK
A voice like Susan Boyle and a rack like Simon Cowell - OMG Blog
Suri Cruise ain't impressed - The Berry
Lindsay Lohan has it hard - Celebslam
Mayor Alec Baldwin is not in New York's future - Videogum
Romance is butt banging your piece by the pool - Hollywood Rag
Rides of the rich and asshole-ish - Cityrag
It's not what it looks like! Dude just has something in his teeth and Kirstie Alley is helping a bitch out - I'm Not Obsessed
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I would let the opera rugby dude hit it hard
literarylioness,
Not to mention her BA degree from the Gallatin School at NYU, in which adult students get "life experience" credit for things like fucking wine-tasting.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 10:29pm.
I wish MK had posted the recent NY Post pic of Christy Turlington in which one of her eyes was half the size of the other due to Botox fuckery.
I'd provide a link, but I can barely use the internet.
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Don't tell me it is not her yoga and raw food diet that keeps her so youthful looking! For shame!
I could totally see Alec Baldwin becoming NY's mayor, because although sexting is obviously not allowed, verbal child abuse is.
Filthy little pig, etc.
Much like in Mel Gibson's case, anti-Semitism is not allowed, but verbal abuse of women is.
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GERONIMO!
I wish MK had posted the recent NY Post pic of Christy Turlington in which one of her eyes was half the size of the other due to Botox fuckery.
I'd provide a link, but I can barely use the internet.
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GERONIMO!
Presumably Blake Lively's next movie will be called 'Legs Akimbo'.
She's a method actress.
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Clapton is God
I think Kirstie Alley and Britney share the same hairdresser.
Where's Ken Paves when you need him?
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Clapton is God
Hahaha Love the face dive into the roadworks barrier.
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Clapton is God
What does the asshat who writes Drunken Stepfather have against women who've given birth? He's always bitching about "mom pussy." What about his "stepdad dick"?!?
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"If that quote was a Billy Idol song, it would be called LIES WITHOUT A FACE!"
Fake. Yes, that country might have security cameras everywhere, but do they constantly move and zoom in and out and center drunks perfectly? Nope. They are still. This is staged bullshit.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
@Sucky, did you fuck him *because* he had a bounce in his step, or did you put it there?
Re: drunk dude video - I love how they added silent movie music and a couple of sound effects. I'd hate to be him the next morning though. Hungover and broken/bruised. And maybe missing his wallet too because how easy would it have been to rob this guy?
And the first part, where he's falling down the stairs, I think he was just re-enacting the ending of "The Exorcist". Including the broken neck. Impressive!
I'm not sure this video is real. The 2nd time he hit the floor, looked super painful and while I don't see how one could fake a fall like that, at the very end of the vid, he gets up and he no longer seems drunk. He even skips over something without losing his balance.
OMG he busted his head. OK - where is everyone. Looks like a Twilight Zone episode - where are the people? I hope this is fake, otherwise he's in for a world of hurt. I would have thought his neck would snap coming down stairs like that.
Reminds me of when my drunk azz brother fell down a flight of stairs and landed head first on the side of a radiator (haven't seen one of those in a house in years). He split his head but was so drunk he came home and passed out. We woke up to blood everywhere. It's amazing the damage a drunk can survive. I'm willing to bet he gave no thought to giving up the happy juice. I never seen a pothead take a fall like that.
There ain't nuttin' gonna make me click on The Beibershop Quartet. You are one SICK PUPPY, MK!
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LOL @ horny guy by the pool. Boundaries, people!
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I think I am biased against Kristen Stewart because my evil sister looks just like her except shorter and thicker. They even have the same first name.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by DDT on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 3:25pm.
HOWEVER, with that said, I must say I love how she looks in the link above. When you compare her with, say, Lady Caca, somehow Gwen manages to pull off her outrageous looks with way more grace and style than others. She just looks more comfortable in her skin. Flamboyant yet...understated. Maybe it's b/c she's had more practice... I dunno... but it's a noticeable difference.
Agreed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sY-TsLXiDo
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
I loathe Gwen Stefani.
KStew is pretty, and was great in Welcome to the Rileys.
I would go gay for Maggie Q.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 3:19pm.
Ok, that drunk guy wasn't funny. He cracked his forehead open! And when he went over the rail his neck almost snapped in two!
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Team worried about the drunk guy.
And WTF with those security cameras...o sure you got time to zoom in but you can't call somebody to help the guy?! Jeesh!
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Angel I totally agree! No one could take a minute to call the police to escort him home or something, yet they could follow him halfway around the city with their cameras? So messed up...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 3:19pm.
Ok, that drunk guy wasn't funny. He cracked his forehead open! And when he went over the rail his neck almost snapped in two!
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Team worried about the drunk guy.
And WTF with those security cameras...o sure you got time to zoom in but you can't call somebody to help the guy?! Jeesh!
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Girls watch porn too!:
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As a professional stuntman specializing in stairs, I give him an 8.75.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:19pm.
As much as I like Gwen Stefani, her solo career needed to be retired directly after the release of that annoying Bananas song that sounded like a Toni Basil rip-off.
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Agreed. Another song that I CAN'T STAND is that Sweet Escape song. The one that begins with:
Whoooooooo-oooooooooo!!!
Whoooooooo-oooooooooo!!!
Whoooooooo-oooooooooo!!!
Whoooooooo-oooooooooo!!!
*Restrains self from punching a hole in the wall with head.*
HOWEVER, with that said, I must say I love how she looks in the link above. When you compare her with, say, Lady Caca, somehow Gwen manages to pull off her outrageous looks with way more grace and style than others. She just looks more comfortable in her skin. Flamboyant yet...understated. Maybe it's b/c she's had more practice... I dunno... but it's a noticeable difference.
Ok, that drunk guy wasn't funny. He cracked his forehead open! And when he went over the rail his neck almost snapped in two!
So if you're 60 and lose weight you can find a young man? Sooo Hollywood....
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Kim Kardashian probably did throw herself at that other guy- especially if he makes more money. Kim was hoping she wouldn't have to buy her own ring. Didn't go that well for her, we see.
Kristen Stewart is pretty to me, but not sexy at all. And gf needs some gdamn muscle tone in her legs. They are long, but look mushy as hell to me. You can't even see a popping calf muscle when she wears heels!
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Let's dance, let's shout (shout)
Shake your body down to the ground
Ha!~ It's too bad you can't take away the keys to someone's body.
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Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Is that the camera angle, or are Taylor Momsen's legs a mile long? Ho looks like a giraffe.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 2:06pm.
Those are security cameras filming him on various streets. London has loads of street cameras, as do most major cities.
Big Brother IS always watching.
HAHAHAHA!!! One of the funniest videos ever!! Seriously though, I hope the guy is OK and he didn't get a subdural hematoma (phrase I learned from the forensics gal on Law & Order SVU).
Opera singing/rugby playing dude is hot, talented and sounds intelligent, too. Weird but amazing he can sing so high. Very glad I watched that. :)
Someone help that man! What an asshole (the guy filming)! He seriously almost killed himself like 5 times! Heads aren't supposed to crash into concrete and barriers and more concrete and barriers!
At 0:54 it looks like he's got blood on his forehead.
That poor fuck really took a spill down those stairs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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There is nothing remotely sexy about Kristen Stewart, and she can't act her way out of a paper bag. Do guys find her hot?
Also, I'm pretty sure Kim Kardashian planted that cheating rumor to ensure that no one took their minds off of her, herself, and her for more than a nanosecond.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
That is well bad man.
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:21pm.
Looks too choreographed to me.
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The streets are far too empty. The Sun probably gave him $200 to prance around.
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twerk those stumps!
Kristin Stewart has bad, shapeless legs. I get that "youth is beauty" and if you're going to show off your pins, you wanna do it when your young, but still. She is constantly showing up in these micro-outfits and I don't get what she's trying to show off - there is nothing there. And she needs to take some ballet classes or something to learn some poise - her slouching and and awkwardness are not endearing, I hope she isn't contemplating basing her career on it.
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
I might've fucked this bald drunk fuck, he's got a real bounce in his step.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Poor drunk sod. UK, of course....tehehe :) Our usual scenes on a late night, no matter what day in the week it is.
Fraggle-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxGcNWVc8hE&feature=related
Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:24pm.
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!!!!
I always picture that scene from Old School with Will Ferrell jumping through the ring of fire in the lion suit.
HA! I have no idea what you are talking about but it sounds funny as hell.
I loved almost every song on C&C Music Factory's 'sweat' CD...most songs were big hits in their own right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MVzK9ktk9M
Just playing that youtube, I want to dance. LOL
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Submitted by Fraggle on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:22pm.
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!!!!
I always picture that scene from Old School with Will Ferrell jumping through the ring of fire in the lion suit.
iHeartHaters on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:17pm.
A few more drunks stumbling around like that and it would look like the set of a zombie flick.
LMFAO
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Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:19pm.
As much as I like Gwen Stefani, her solo career needed to be retired directly after the release of that annoying Bananas song that sounded like a Toni Basil rip-off.
As obnoxious and annoying as the "Bananas" song was...it was super fun to dance and work-out to. But, to just 'listen to'? Naw.
Of course, this is coming from someone who still loves to listen to C&C Music Factory. lol
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Looks too choreographed to me.
Stefani needs to retire the granny-looking white hair and red lips. She can warble to her heart's content.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 06/08/2011 - 1:17pm.
A few more drunks stumbling around like that and it would look like the set of a zombie flick.
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As much as I like Gwen Stefani, her solo career needed to be retired directly after the release of that annoying Bananas song that sounded like a Toni Basil rip-off.