Open Post: Hosted By A Mad Ass Movie Theater Texter
Above is a NSFWish voicemail from a citizen of the Magnited States of America who called the customer service line for Austin's Alamo Drafthouse Theater to bitch and whine about getting her ass put on the curb after she received two warnings for texting during the movie. Well, you know that saying "When life hands you a priceless and rambling voicemail from a possibly drunken ho, make a PSA out of it"? Alamo Drafthouse did just that and now they will play homegirl's red red whiiiiiine before every R-rated movie.
I would definitely not go to the movie's with this girl. But I would totally let her lift me for a keg stand while she shouts, "MSA! MSA! MSA!!"
(Thanks Leah & Christopher)