Doing It Like A True Kardashian Does

June 7, 2011 / Posted by:

Not to be outdone by Anthony Weiner, Khloe Kardashian left her bra at the hotel and gave Fox News another tete to talk about.

While promoting her reality show with Kourtney Kardashian on Fox & Friends this morning, Khloe’s nipple grew increasingly scared of returning to the hotel to find Lamar’s teeth waiting to gnaw on it and it tried to escape. By the time censors looked in the FCC handbook to see if wookie nipple should have a black bar over it, Khloe’s segment was already over. Khloe laughed it about in on Twitter and said that she loves that her tit was on TV.

I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! “@KourtneyKardash: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?”

My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?

Of course Khloe loves this. In the Kardashian household, slipping a nip on national television gets you a .5% raise in your allowance. And a Khloe Kardashian nip slip is extra special, because it makes all the sasquatches howl in the forest. Tim Peeler salutes Khloe!

If you’re a cryptozoology major, (NSFW for everybody else) click here and here to get extra credit and to see what makes Kris Jenner oh so proud.

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