Doing It Like A True Kardashian Does
Not to be outdone by Anthony Weiner, Khloe Kardashian left her bra at the hotel and gave Fox News another tete to talk about.
While promoting her reality show with Kourtney Kardashian on Fox & Friends this morning, Khloe's nipple grew increasingly scared of returning to the hotel to find Lamar's teeth waiting to gnaw on it and it tried to escape. By the time censors looked in the FCC handbook to see if wookie nipple should have a black bar over it, Khloe's segment was already over. Khloe laughed it about in on Twitter and said that she loves that her tit was on TV.
I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine! "@KourtneyKardash: Her twat is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?"My mom just called me saying my nip slip is "all over the internet!" Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?
Of course Khloe loves this. In the Kardashian household, slipping a nip on national television gets you a .5% raise in your allowance. And a Khloe Kardashian nip slip is extra special, because it makes all the sasquatches howl in the forest. Tim Peeler salutes Khloe!
If you're a cryptozoology major, (NSFW for everybody else) click here and here to get extra credit and to see what makes Kris Jenner oh so proud.
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Ok the Dugars are much prettier than these guys.
Surgically enhanced beauty fades, but class will last you a lifetime. Let's see, that's two minus two which leaves ... uhm, a great big NOUGHT.
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Submitted by tete8896 on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:33pm.!
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Khole?! Is that you?!
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Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
I think that Khloe and Kourtney are genuinely close, and that they despise Kim. JMO.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Intelligence and refinement just SEEPS out of their pores, doesn't it? With their 2-3 sizes too-small outfits, their insipid tweets, and the fact that they're given attention because their pee-porn star sister is getting hitched with a cromagnon. How far we've come...
Die, Ryan Seacrest, die by getting hit with a giant billboard that has Khloe and Lamar nakedly posing for "sexy" pictures for the new shit fragrance they're shilling.
Chyna Doll Kardashian.
Funny because I knew a guy who'd actually go to the woods searching for Bigfoot. Lo and behold, Bigfoot has been found and she's an ugly nip-baring monster. Mystery solved.
Khole is one ugly looking dude...
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Khloe would look slightly better if she would wear clothes her actual size.. and i said slightly..lol
Does Khloe have breasts or pecs? She is getting fat. Probably because of her fertility treatments. She is barren as the hills. God has a plan.
You know Kris took one look at her and said, "Wait, you need to adjust your boobs" and stuck her hand down her top to push her boobs a little farther apart so that they'd be visible through the see-thru part.
Damn it, u horz have got me laughing today & I didn't feel like laughing. M.K. needs to have a talk show where a revolving cast of dlisted horz stop in to talk about goop, James Haven and his sister, what's on TV, booze, sexy times and, I think we wouldn't be able to avoid it - Mah Boo. We'd need an open bar. Westboro church would come out to picket us & we could put down our drinks for a minute to go outside & kick some serious ass, then come back into the studio & pick up where we left off.
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
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GAT DAMN she look busted!
"Satchels of Gold."
At first I mistook that nipple for a censor bar it was so dark and elongated
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It's a sad, sad state of affairs when a young woman is proud that her titty was shown on television.
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Why would you wear a see-thru blouse with no bra to a tv interview??
Because she WANTED that to happen! I think that's why her boob is pushed so far over to one side. Either that or her nipple is connected to her armpit, because that sucker is waaaaay off!
I'm also Team Khloe-Doesn't-Look-Quite-Like-A-Wildebeest. She's also the least intolerable out of all of them. The mother is the worst of the lot...I hope that if she pulls that name-changing stunt, Bruce divorces her ass and takes his balls back, though that may be impossible at this point...he's too far gone.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Fucking untalented, dumb, trashy, disgusting, hairy pigs.
Submitted by SwollenSwell on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by BBGemini on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 12:18pm.
I'm always stunned when someone says they think Khloe either isn't ugly or is attractive. She might be the most personable or smartest of these three(I don't know, I don't Keep up with the Kunts), but how fucking ugly are the people in your neighborhood that you don't find her downright beastly?
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Khloe just has an exotic look, mainly the eyes and the hair.
I think Scarlett Johansson is a hideous boiled potato of a woman, but everyone seems to disagree. Maybe I just have no taste.
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Well... I'll see if I can explain what makes at least some of us find her hideous.
To me, Khloe's much-too-deeply recessed, beady little eyes look like they were taken from an obese male. (I'm serious! Imagine without the eye make up.)
Her hair would be okay, but because she's so dang huge, MK's description of her as a Wookie is just too apt. (There was a photo of her when she tinted it red, and it... helped?)
Like her eyes, her mouth is recessed too far, like someone pressed the Mr. Potato Head mouth too far into a real potato, causing it to curve back in a bit. And it's too high placed above her chin, so she gets a modified Rumer Willis effect going on a bit. Add a double chin and a fat short nose-- wider than it is long. Her face itself is huge, and very fleshy. There's more cheek/jowl area than anything else. Typically for women it's considered attractive if you have full lips and big eyes (not Leann Rimes or Squinty Renee Z eyes), and petite everything else.
But, well, everyone has different taste. I knew someone who thought Tori Spelling was attractive.
Scarjo is known for her rack, not her blah face, (but the hooters seem to have shrunk recently.)
Those have got to be some of the worst pics I've seen of those two in awhile...gross. So ready for these people to go away...
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Why do I feel the urge to offer them a banana...laced with cyanide...
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A nose job could do wondersfor her face...and lip stapling
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
Dear Nutjobs with guns,
Next time you feel the urge to shoot up the school you're bullied at or the office you've just been fired from, stop. Arm yourself with even more bullets and head to the Kardashicunt house instead.
Yours sincerely,
The World.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 11:47am.
Raul's favorite part is when her and Lamar fight over who gets to play with the old tire next.
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This.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
damn yo, I guess it's true about how spouses start looking like each other, cuz she's developing the same bell pepper nose Lamar has. :P
Khloe is so fucking UGLY. I can't stand looking at her face!
if I had to pick, I think Kourtney is the best looking, definitely has the best body.
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Submitted by BBGemini on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 12:18pm.
I'm always stunned when someone says they think Khloe either isn't ugly or is attractive. She might be the most personable or smartest of these three(I don't know, I don't Keep up with the Kunts), but how fucking ugly are the people in your neighborhood that you don't find her downright beastly?
I'm one of these people and it DISTURBS ME. Absolutely disturbs me. I'm not the type of person to pick apart everyone's looks (that's a lie) but for some reason, I think she's attractive. But whenever I say that,(don't ask me why I do) people look at me like I just casually popped a steaming turd into my mouth. She's not conventionally beautiful, but she has something that I find genuinely interesting- yes, she's big-boned, but that's not always a disqualifier for me. I think Khloe just has an exotic look, mainly the eyes and the hair. I do think if she lost a ton of weight, she'd actually be hot, she does have a decent frame. So other than the Operation Smile nose/mouth situation and surplus pounds, I think she's a goodlooking girl. Maybe it's an illness, I don't know. But she's gross in that picture above. I need help.
I think Scarlett Johansson is a hideous boiled potato of a woman, but everyone seems to disagree. Maybe I just have no taste.
Kim has had ass implants people! Her ass is fake like the rest of her. Google Kim Kardashian and butt implants and you will see her before and after surgery pictures. This surgery runs 15-20 grand and you too can look like Kim. I have plenty of junk in my trunk and I don’t need a surgery like this. Some people where born with asses as flat as pancakes and Kim is one of them. The only Kardashian with a naturally gargantuan ass is Khloe because she is a freak of nature that looks like a GLOW wrestler from the 1980s named Matilda the Hun.
If you don’t believe me then check this out:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9z3jq_tammy-jones-vs-matilda-the-hun-c...
Well, at least they all took Reese's lecture to heart.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Since the video's been removed, you can still see the eye of the beast that ripped your soul out in MK's final blue link.
Drooling Zombie Jesus, Khloe is one fucking yeti beast.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
"Who knew nipples were so special?"
Um, everybody. Play dumb much? I despise what you get away with.
I wasted a lot of time on this today. I am a dumbass.
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Juliette Lewis defied the laws of tight white pants by rage squatting during her band's performance. That bottle of wine doesn't know whether to pop its cork or sit real still...MK
Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 11:49am.
also there's no way any of those 3 *cough*girls*cough* had the same father
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Pretty sure Kris moonlights as a zoo keeper or animal vet because you can't convince me that their fathers aren't a rat, a puma, and a gorilla.
No. No, I'm out of eye bleach so I cannot visualize this mess.
This family is just one of a myriad of things I rail impotently against. WHO are their fans? WHO? Who would buy anything they peddle or "star" in? A monkey locked in a closet since 1987
WHO I ASK YOU!!!!!!!!!
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Thank goodness Kris talked her out of a sex tape. So here's a fat wanly stretched out nipple instead. Christ. There goes dinner.
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well my eyes are done for the day
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Submitted by Goldigga: "Even when these whores are being civil to each other, there's always a bit of hatred lurking under the surface"
You know, my mother was one of five sisters. My evil grandmother pitted them against one another and encouraged/didn't stop the meanness among them. It was all constant shifting alliances and betrayals and a really shitty way to grow up.
My mother raised my sister and I to be allies and NEVER mean to each other. She'd say "That's your SISTER. That's the best friend you'll ever have in this world. You love each other, and you have to respect and protect each other." We disagree on things, and sometimes I really don't like her, but we have mutual respect. I'd cut off my own tongue before I treated my sister the way these bitches do.
Kris is doing something really wrong by encouraging this kind of cuntiness among her children. It's really destructive.
I noticed the double chin before I noticed the nip.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I'm always stunned when someone says they think Khloe either isn't ugly or is attractive. She might be the most personable or smartest of these three(I don't know, I don't Keep up with the Kunts), but how fucking ugly are the people in your neighborhood that you don't find her downright beastly?
Khloe's face gives me a real Fat Elvis vibe, only he was much better looking and actually had a purpose.
@cowjam: I can't see the video at all (flashplayer crash), but TMZ has a still http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/07/khloe-kardashian-nip-slip-fox-and-friends-... with an orangish-bar where I'm assuming the nip was.
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Wah! I can't see it!
Does anyone have a John Madden telestrator?
Submitted by catfight357 on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 12:03pm.
I think if Khloe got a tan, she might look a little better.
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I think if Khloe got hit in the face with an anvil, she might look a little better. Only a little, though.
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Kris says she is. I wouldn't be surprised either. Bruce should divorce that bitch if she does. I can maybe understand taking your maiden name, or even not taking Jenner in the first place, but to use it then go back to your dead EX-husband's name is vile, whatever shitty little "oh it's for BUSINESS purposes" excuse you pull out of your ass. Kill Kristen Houghton!!! Kill the pig! Cut her throat!! Spill her blood!!! Dumb bitch.
Submitted by Ding_Dong on Tue, 06/07/2011 - 11:58am.
Dumb whores, of course they went on Fox to spew their shit
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They have been on ALL the major networks, not just Fox, promoting their show.
And for everyone complaining that they can't see Khloe's breast protruding from her side and her nipple whispering to her arm, click the two links MK highlighted. You'll have to guess which is Khloe.