If your “Paris Hilton is an Arrogant Asshole” tank needs refueling, then line it with a filter made of Valtrex pills and open up because this shit will fill you up and then some.
So, the first episode of Parasite Hilton’s Oxygen reality show The World According To Paris (T.W.A.T. Pee) was watched by less people than she’s given hand jobs to in the VIP section of Tao. Specifically, around 400,000 pairs of eyes watched a useless skank show us not-so-new ways on how she’s useless. On a positive note, the new saying is “…suck harder than Paris Hilton’s ratings” instead of “…suck harder than Paris Hilton on any given day.”
Wonky, of course, is not taking any responsibility for the fact that her show tanked. Kathy Hilton plugged that mess harder than (you know what I’m going to write so just insert it here) on The View the other day and she also said that not a lot of people knew when she show came on. Well, Wonky is using that excuse for why her show is sucking the air out of Oxygen. A source tells Popeater:
“Paris is furious that the show didn’t premiere at the time it was supposed to. “She worked her tail off doing promotion and publicity for the show and then because of a technical mistake, the show aired at a completely different time in a lot of markets.
This could be the last nail in the coffin. She has been replaced by Teen Moms and Snooki. She would have been better off not doing a new reality show at all then doing one that proves no one cares.”
A rep for Oxygen said that there were zero technical mistakes and the show premiered at 10pm on June 1st like it was supposed to.
If Oxygen marketed T.W.A.T. Pee for what it really is, Wonky’s quick demise from the face of relevancy, maybe more hos would’ve watched it to see that trick go down in real time. But really, I’ll tell Wonky the same thing Cristal Conners said to Nomi in Showgirls: “There’s always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.” Or in Wonky’s case, there’s always someone messier and whorier stumbling down the stairs after you (see: Snooki).